D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you're not the boss of me) pt. 3

Jan 22, 2020 6:26 AM

moosegirlblackbear

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Here's the links to parts 1 and 2. Enjoy!
Pt. 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/HnPRbnY
Pt. 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/dssWS7f

You make a big backstory so you can improvise very quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Greatest compliment I've ever been given about my DMing "If I knew how interesting the world lore was, I wouldn't have dumped my Int."

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#17 you had my curiosity, now you have my attention

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#12 with the cleric worshipping the DM is Forgath from the webcomic Goblins.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 The Odyssey, for instance.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Played an artificer once who billed the party for every charge he expended from his wands.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one wants to talk to the hooded figure! just give boblin his quest line instead.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I lost my trinket. In the woods. Over there." *points* Trinket is a Gray Render bonded to the Goblin that if he doesn't find him...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 needs some Adagio for Strings Op. for the trip to Hiigara.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hiigara…. our home....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 This is basically how we meet characters in One Piece.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Senor Pink. How did they manage to make that guy a serious character? Ridiculous.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"No plot survives contact with the players." & "Listen to the players, they often have ideas they'll later regret." are my 2 rules of GMing

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leave Sir Bearington alone!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

and that is one of the rat queens

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is Trinket, the greatest bear who ever lived, protector of Vox Machina.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to play a kid sorcerer once My DM now has a "minimum age" rule.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I NEED to know more of Slappy.

6 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

He exists now only in our memories

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He tried so HAAAARD, but in the end, it didn't even maaaatter,

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The world needs more Slappy.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, the one about not going north is a fairly simple one to fix.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slappy is like half my characters. So fun to play a complete joke character and play it straight

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 Hit me right in the nostalgia feels. And it was a great reminder of a great story . Thanks for sharing that one . #homeworld

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Hiigara - Home

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down right away to see if there was a homeworld comment - not disappointed

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guidestone!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I doubt OP knew it was homeworld, and shared it for DND

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s fine , I still appreciated it being shared

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This makes me wish I had a good D&D group. I have so many characters waiting, yearning, plotting.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made my whole entire day. Thank you ☺

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 is from the comic Rat Queens, which I highly recommend as it is freakin awesome! https://imgur.com/HGb09hF

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imbued.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your players care about the "Wrong" thing, or go the "Wrong" way, do what I do: Either let the party decide where to go at the End of a -

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

- session, or write some variant on "Whichever building they chose to explore, it has this map layout. Add undead template if they picked -

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

- the tomb, fiendish if they picked the cult." Sometimes you just gotta work around them. A random NPC generator helps too.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Schroedinger's troll" is a classic DMing tool: 2 doors. First one they open has the fight. Second one has the prize. Illusion of choice.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The vine one killed me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't get that one. I guess they were all referring to old vines?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has anyone done a Rick and Morty dnd session. Themed as a heist? “ you SOAB , I’m in!”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's official R&M DnD content. So someone definitely has.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

couple weeks ago I did a heist session in a game where I stole a fucking building, and definitely used that line when I accepted the job

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love DMing for those players that think you're not allowed to kill PCs. I'm not necessarily trying to TPK, but I also dont pull punches.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

For one of the games I like to run (L5R), I tell my players their objective is to die in the coolest way possible. They go in prepared for >

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

> their character to be killed, so when it happens they don't lose their shit. They just make it as glorious and fitting as they can.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

L5R would be the best system for that. Reminds me of my dual wielding tainted dragon samurai. 16 years ago ah good times.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea. Conversely I'm running a Fate game where I'm intending to avoid any PC deaths. And there are fates worse than death.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it short for something? Maybe I'll have to check it out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not exactly. The setting is heavily inspired by Feudal Japan, and your characters are (typically) Samurai and should embrace death.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let my player make a war forged ranger name Ripcord that uses a beyblade. Hope it goes like this.

6 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

I have a Kenku Swashbuckler who can only say "kawkaw" ala "I am Groot" with proficiency in persuasion.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does the weapon cursed to only work properly if he yells "LET IT RIP!" at the start of the encounter.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bugbear barbarian rogue raised by professor of bardic studies. Despite being both clown and thespian he's more misinformed professor eachday

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I running a psycho kenku plague doctor named Cork, been fun almost unleashed yellowmold grafted skeletal rats into a city

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I need to know more about ripcord

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I concur.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I conthree.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I conquatro.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I concinco de mayo

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean, my kobold rogue that was convinced he was a knight after he stole an actual knight's certificate of pedigree ended up going well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There really isn't a way of knowing how a character will turn out, but the more fun ideas are always a hell of a ride.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve got a Warforged Druid named Moss on the back burner for a similar occasion. Guess what he’s covered in.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dirt

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like you, you try to keep ahead of the curve. Was gonna say "Lichen", though.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would’ve loved that. I adore a good pun.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I never got into D&D, can the DM just do whatever the fuck he wants?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yesish. The DM is the stage setter/manager, but if he doesn't keep things fun, he's liable to run out of players quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want it all to be fun, consider the DM the Director, players the Actors, and both groups are Screenwriters. Then make the best story.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DM tells the story. The players are the protagonists of the story. You try to challenge the players, so they'll just BARELY make it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some GM/DMs are weak, and let the party live, but people remember the time that they beat the BBEG with 3hp left in the entire party and a

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fried sausage as the only weapon left afterwards. If your players are prepping like mad and praying to the dice god, they're having fun.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Within reason, yes. Generally speaking, the players won't put up with your bullshit if you don't allow them to 'win' from time to time, /1

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

but the best DMs in my opinion treat the games like telling a story together. You have an outline of where you want to go, but the players/2

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

come up with the specifics. You decide that the session will be a heist film, the players decide it it'll be a comedy, a spy film, or /3

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a period drama.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You never want to get to the point where the DM is sick of your party’s shit.

6 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 1

You want to coast along the line between enjoyable hijinks and the DM pulling a TPK out of their ass to spite you

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was invited to play a Star Was tabletop. My first idea for a character was nixed and I was asked to leave the group right there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me that is 100% a win. I wanted to bring Michael Winslow's character from Space Balls to SW (after the mega maid explosion)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But that's how you win D&D. First player to make the DM tell you to fuck off purely in-game wins. Then you stop fucking with the DM & play.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

We had a DM who was pretty bad and refused suggestions for improvement... but we had lots of fun avoiding his attempts to murder us.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Most of them in game.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

dice fudging, plot railroading and sudden PC willpower rolls, if they fail they have to do what the DM, insists is their concious

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. That's when mountains appear from nowhere and fall on top of your shitty edgelord rogue.

6 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

You hear distant mooing.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rocks fall, everyone dies.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know my rogue is a sniveling coward who stays as far away from combat with his crossbow as he can, not very edgy at all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got a player who lights EVERYTHING on fire, and a paladin who thinks he has the ablility to pull LITERALLY ANYTHING out of their...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

priests pack. They rolled a nat 20 looking for their "holy hand grenade"... they found it once, and now they won't shut up about it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A character in leather armor walks up to your inn table with 6 mugs of beer in his hands. As he describes the job you start to feel funny.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Suddenly you realize he's describing the town guard you killed two seasons back. You woozily draw your weapons.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Wait... when did I drink the beer?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He darts back showing the other patrons his warrant, for dead or alive. Only the barbarian is standing long enough to be stabbed to death.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I played the "Paladin" Warlock. I dreamt of the Raven Queen, she told me to destroy undead, and she granted me a holy smite (Eldritch Blast)

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fellow Raven Queen worshipping warlock! Though I went the stabby path instead of the blasty one.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've always loved non-evil death gods in Dnd/Pathfinder. Had a Mystic Theurge who worshipped the 3.5 god of death and magic, too.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm just a goblin fighter, but I'm using a shard of Blackrazor as a bayonet and have an affectionate nickname for RQ, can I join your club?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not an intelligent undead, or other immortality seeker, so you're OK with me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, just a regular goblin carrying a storm giant's child.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0