Daphault1

80942 pts · March 6, 2014


Hey, you! No, not you! Yeah you. No, the other guy. Yeah you! Do you like tacos?

What the hell is that even supposed to be?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Unless perhaps you're a lady...

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Yes you can. Note the ruts already existing exactly were her feet are going to land.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good... but if I'm a spectator at an event I don't want to be an unwitting performer. Fuck off with putting the crowd on display.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

No vibes killed. Tucson?

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can also tell there was multiple attempts because of the existing dirt disturbance.

10 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Active, fan-powered downforce system producing 4,400 lbs of downforce at a standstill. Can corner at more than 3Gs. It's nuts.

11 months ago | Likes 447 Dislikes 2

"All the guys at your school want me." "I already know, mom; I hear it every day. Gosh!"

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh boy! A monster.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this case, they are actually correct. Entirely by accident, obviously.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gadget Hackwrench from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers... Anyone else see it?

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Does your butthole contain your stomach?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither is a vent.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

All of human knowledge is on the internet and yet it has made people even more stupid.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but jury nullification.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wilkins and Wontkins. It sounds like Kermit because these were done by Jim Henson.

1 year ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 1

What's her response to this lack of personal hygiene?

1 year ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Genuine question... Are you ever around other people?

1 year ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Hello no. Method actor all the way.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Let's stop comparing to try to one up or bring down. Let's support and defend each other.

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

40s and dating. There are all types and this is definitely one of them. I wish people would be open about intensions whatever those are.

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay I'll be that guy... Imagine if you get rear ended, which is now increased in probability since the expected speed differential.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1