I have rewatched this video so many times. One comment I read a while back mentioned the Assassin's Creed games from the hood up and hand over the mouth to silence part. Classic.
I dated a guy in uni who wanted me to literally kick him in the testicles. I did it two times. He crumpled to the ground and retched for like 20mins. It's not for me.
Met a guy in Vegas who charged people $20 to kick him in the balls. I talked all but one of my friends out of it, but when he took the shot, the dude didn't flinch. Said he'd done it so many times he couldn't feel down there anymore. Weird fucking city.
It was from some Hollywood awards ceremony. The host made a mention of Spider-Man and the camera cut to Andrew Garfield, who is the least liked of the 3, and he brilliantly made it uncomfortable for everyone...
Huh. Yeah, y'know, people can do what they like with their bodies, but that guy probably oughta read up on CBT safety. And maybe look for partners in places where one might find a partner who's into dealing out serious pain, since that's not a super common interest.
lewaq
I was not expecting that
dizzyturtle
graffglobal9
stonecoldstevebuschemi
zortroz
Zixtank
Comitment to the bit. Respect.
3rdoption
hokka4
Shades of Anthony Jeselnik in misdirection!
shameofslate
zafner
I mean, I'd let her do that to me
Iaimtomisbehave
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Funnier the other way around.
ReconditeEidolon
I didn't even look, as soon as she started walking down the hall the second time I winced and scrolled down.
MioTaalas
OhIfIMust
RowanUnderwood
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Can you spot the sadist in this picture ?
PrudentJourneyman
This kills the nuts
UserNamesArentEasy
Greymalum
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
IS THIS THE FUTURE LUBERALS WANT
Fishkeeper
yeah pretty much
Tarmaccian
With consent? Sure.
jimhotep
Yes, goddamned it!
redundancy
TheRicM
AllAnusMorissette
Sylventhe
I think this is what happens when you sneak up behind your wife without being seen and press the "X" button.
corpofilth
If this was an Olympic sport that would be the world’s first platinum medal
Circe007
At first I hated that video, then I heard her laughing and sorta moaning... +1
MechaNinja
I mean, they're clearly a couple. She knew well before this occurred that he does things like this.
steelundecided
I have rewatched this video so many times. One comment I read a while back mentioned the Assassin's Creed games from the hood up and hand over the mouth to silence part. Classic.
CrisprCAS
That's nuts
OhIfIMust
NarratesTheDarkerStory
You have no idea. That dude is a freak in the sheets.
laner7112000
mikeatike
N.V.T.S. nuts
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
I once spilled a jar of glitter on my lap.
It was pretty nuts.
cannibl4
I’m stealing this…⬆️
Fishkeeper
Take my reluctant upvote and get the hell out.
StarscreamAndHutch
MrKNRJ
WuProgress
MutteringMisanthrope
shameofslate
It works on so many levels!
OhIfIMust
TheAmazingBlahaj
powwerbottom
"Richie's a freeaaak, Richie's a freeeak" 🎶
MrBismarck
I'm a member of that club.
TakuanSoho
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
OMG, I’m so turned on right now. Lol. XD I’m also sapiosexual, so that’s a factor, lol.
Aaronyuri
Thank you for sharing
TheAmazingBlahaj
JustMe4455
So it worked
Conejito
"yes it DID!" - nin
PocketCleric
I wish MY wife hit my ass like that
4vie
... Do you slap her arse? Establish a program of tit for tat? ... Or I guess arse for arse?
IdiotSavantTinker
Slap for slap?
4vie
Or that?
Fishkeeper
Could always request it.
PocketCleric
Sadly I do, often
Teaelf
Have you tried bribes with chocolate?
LZorro
Some guys pay extra for that.
IRCBrink
Snow44444
Badgerbadgerson3
theuberzer
Yoink
stayingalive4life
Zeplin
Theres a bar in Tokyo dedicated to buff women slapping men.
cactuskid1956
I'd pay extra for her.
hannahbutnotreally
I dated a guy in uni who wanted me to literally kick him in the testicles. I did it two times. He crumpled to the ground and retched for like 20mins. It's not for me.
hannahbutnotreally
I'm not here to kink shame, just be careful out there, boys. You can really hurt yourselves 💕
ThisNumberHasAName
Met a guy in Vegas who charged people $20 to kick him in the balls. I talked all but one of my friends out of it, but when he took the shot, the dude didn't flinch. Said he'd done it so many times he couldn't feel down there anymore. Weird fucking city.
MelodyLightfoot
What was the context for that gif?
hannahbutnotreally
Dunno
DeanGulberri1
It was from some Hollywood awards ceremony. The host made a mention of Spider-Man and the camera cut to Andrew Garfield, who is the least liked of the 3, and he brilliantly made it uncomfortable for everyone...
MelodyLightfoot
Aww, I thought he was a good spooderman though. Just not an amazing Peter Parker.
Fishkeeper
...is that the result he was expecting, or ?
hannahbutnotreally
It was.
Fishkeeper
Huh. Yeah, y'know, people can do what they like with their bodies, but that guy probably oughta read up on CBT safety. And maybe look for partners in places where one might find a partner who's into dealing out serious pain, since that's not a super common interest.
hannahbutnotreally
Who knows where he is now. This was nearly 20yrs ago.