DKConstant

4428 pts ยท August 16, 2015


TV's Frank coming in with the truth.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bed mice are the tastiest yet most elusive of all the mice.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, we tried NUMEROUS different models. Some they liked, some they didn't.

But even the good ones couldn't compare to the siren song of the sink (or knocking over my glass)

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's adorable when they start drinking from the sink. It's a righteous pain in the kiester when they refuse to drink from anywhere else.

We considered installing an IR sensor faucet, just so they wouldn't keep yelling at us.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#38 Pi. I think it was Aronofsky's first full length movie and it's fantastic.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will one hundred percent shill for these guys. Go to dropout.tv and grab the annual subscription. I think the first year discount comes out to less than $60 bucks. I think we all spend $5 a month on less rewarding choices.

Make Some Noise and Game Changer alone are worth the price of admission, and Very Important People is DELIGHTFULLY bonkers. (A friend of mine was watching VIP on his phone at the gym. He had to switch back to anime because it got fewer weird looks.)

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

A lot of people are going to tell you that you "need" to watch it and that you shouldn't "spoil" it for yourself.

Those people are all correct.

Go do it.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone's asking the important questions!

Did the bear cover consent? Did he warn the kids to stay away from BUDK and mallninja trash?

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lawl, no worries! And yeah, some of it makes sense like cleaning kitchen counters daily (because cross contamination is bad), but ain't no one "sanitizing the kitchen sink" daily.

Keep doing what you're doing! (The memes, I mean.)

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he was saying the list of tasks was generated. Pretty sure the image generation platforms would shit themselves stupid trying to generate that much legible text while keeping clean lines. ๐Ÿ˜

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Graduations from 0-9, x1000, meaning that this gauge is reading...

over 9000.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah. Couldn't get into the show, but the voices did sound familiar.

Many thanks!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happy to make you choke, LetMeTouchIt! ๐Ÿ‘

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 What's playing in the background? I can't make out everything, but I definitely heard, "intercourse to completion" (the phrase, not the act).

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Real men don't gatekeep.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just saved a whole mess of these to send to my wife when she's feeling low.

People who make imgur dumps are important, too.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When Greedo holds up Han Solo, he says, "oota goota, Solo?" Translated as, "going somewhere, Solo?"

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A naw, sir hawser.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*McFers

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a damned good point. In my head, I see the scenario as guided, with the test, uh "proctor" I guess(?) there to remind someone that this isn't a, "yeah, that happens," but rather a, "yes, this is my daily lived experience and it's impacting my quality of life."

Less "lololol" and more "hahah- oh no. Oh, I see."

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hot dog-cereal" or "hot-dog cereal? "

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Muscle memory is a sumbitch sometimes.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Best. Crossover. Ever.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

'Bout to be some prime rib deletion.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#8 Tires are the enemy.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0