ChromePlatedEquator
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Please make it stop
Mar 24, 2026 11:31 PM
ChromePlatedEquator
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Please make it stop
CornwindEvil
Magical Thinking plus likely growing brain breakdown of some kind. He's telling the world to do what he wants, and part forgetting it and part Going to 10 when it refuses to. I think that's the most infuriating aspect of MAGA in general: that dull, squinty "HUH?" look of someone smacking the nitroglycerine before it explodes and we all get caught in the blast.
DynamiteSmoker
Worst president(person) ever
BikeTrailsAndWaggingTails
lol trump talks so much delusional shit that his ass is jealous.
jamiedBreaker
Proof? link to press conference? ANY indication when/where this happened? or this gets a downvote.
LurkandJerk
I can remember when a Vice President misspelled "potato" and it destroyed his political career. We should get back to those standards.
TheVillageGrouch9000
...and the lackeys just sit on their hands.
TheBettySpaghetti
If he says all the possible options, one will be true and he will be right every time. Therefore he is always right. /s
HomoSumHumaniAMeNihilAlienumPuto
Can anyone link to this press conference? I have listened to 3 different ones that he gave in the past few days and can't stand to listen to any more of them.
I0VE525P00GE
I mean…this is all totally crazy and unbelievably fucked up…but what you have to remember is that we are witnessing it all live. Future historians will one day be jealous of us because that we had a front row seat to an absolutely terrible timeline.
EatPieLander
Does anyone even listen anymore?
tachyx
They shouldn't be but clearly are.
MagmaCarta
"I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius
I have a mighty button, and no problems with my penius
I have no time for television, golf, or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.
Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual.
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all.
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest.
I need a sippy cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."
MagmaCarta
"I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their Medicare.
You can trust me 'cause I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous.
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!
I like to tweet the lies of racist grievances historical.
When Russian ties are mentioned I deny them categorical.
I do not feel the sting of words because I am avenious.
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!"
dontn0
dementia don hard at work
literallymike
His stupidity is also just an Epstein distraction. Let's not lose focus...
GoldenNeko
At this point Epstein is the distraction. Everyone knows he is in the files, it was made obvious he is in the files, no one is ever doing anything about it.
Him doing a million other horrific things and people going "but Epstein!" is not helping anything. He will never see a second inside a cell and people need to accept that and remember that everything he does is horrible. Not just one thing.
CaptSchmidtGaming
25th amendment
msdss
Since I can't say this on Reddit without getting banned, I'll test the waters here... I hope he gets tried, and convicted of treason, and publicly executed in the most gruesome fucking fashion. I want Nuremberg 2. To the fucking gallows with all of these fucking traitors.
FishieStardust
Adderall's a helluva drug
Bojovnik84
This is why AI is being propped up so hard. He's gonna die and they got to train AI to be as demented as him still.
Zeterai
Yup. It's why they keep putting out AI videos of him as well on official communications. Their base is going to get used to them, and then just accept that he looks like that.
TheDreadPirateMontoya
"Trump done told me to LLM Resource Offline, and I try to live that truth every day."
whisker99
He's playing 3 dementia chess
horsetuna
Is this true? I saw this yesterday in a different format and thought it was a condensed 'over the past few weeks' recap
MiniYams
Yea, I think that's closer to the truth, I've certainly seen most of these messages from him, and within a few weeks is definitely the case, but as positive as i can be of somethings non-existence that this isn't real. Which... given the ammunition this white house gives... why bother to lie?
RetrogradeLlama
Be nice to have some sauce...
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
You know how a broken clock's right twice a day? He's not.
Sanivia
"broken" and nothing else.
bourbonandbaddecisions
They could 25A at anytime.
cousteau
Or 2A
mmontour
And he can write a "no U" letter to Congress to undo it. Making the 25th stick is a higher bar than impeachment, requiring 2/3 in both houses of Congress.
tidepool
Ebo352
Can you be more specific about which press conference? They are all blending together at this point.
Sebastopol140
We have memes about using dead people as generators because they spin in their graves? Imagine the power if we could use Trump spinning... Infinite power!!!!
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
Orange energy!
At least for a while, the centrifugal force would have his facepaint all over the inside of his box
Zeterai
There would be other fluids spraying as well, no doubt.
Neanderthalersutopiaphilandrousanteatersotherbrother
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Dannyalcatraz
m0nkeymagic
But…. Is he dead yet? That’s the only news I want.
talomox14
But remember. It was Biden who had dementia and didn't know where he was or what he was saying.
Margrave9000
Remember Americans getting picky and not supporting either of the Not A Nazi candidates.
Remember the names of people turning on Joe and setting an impossible course for the civilized side.
KingdomsCrown
"Biden is too old for office" as if trump isnt 4 years behind him
woozle
"if something seems insane, it's because it is." He's out of his pants-shitting fucking mind. Everyone in his orbit knows it.
SupernaturalReactions
So, what's the likelihood in his befuddlement, he walks out to a press conference wearing nothing but a stained diaper: and all the sycophants talk about how lovely the emperor's robes are?
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corndude101
If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck… it’s probably a duck.
Madalchemist2018
ICE tackles the duck because they are looking for Canadian Geese. 2 weeks later releases the duck in a New Mexico desert somewhere.
ChicanoBatman
Honestly couldn't be happier. Yes, there is collateral damage for economics, persons and democracy, but Trump is grasping. Losing control, and becoming erratic in decisions, thoughts and speech. Keep it up folks. It's happening...
SmilinBobsFamilyStyleMortuaryAndCrematorium
Let's not forget that this cavitating imbecile has the nuclear codes.
ChicanoBatman
Funny when N Korea thinks our leader is nuts. However, he won't ever bring up the nukes. It's all about financial gain for himself and his children. Refill the coffers, and that doesn't get done thru a nuclear directive. He wants respect from Putin, Xi and Netanyahu and that's done through commerce, despite the wars.
RetrogradeLlama
He's playing 6D chess.
But all six D's stand for "Dumbass".
Mumalot
1 of'm might be dementia & diddler
kurvarVillain
He is the pigeon.
Cilvaa
*dementia
xj4low
And his handlers are trying to keep him from eating the chess pieces.
HuruinaInu
Demented
Dysfunctional
Dense
Delirious
Depraved
Dumb
Drew442
Hes got half the board up his own ass
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
Darapist
LunarEntropy
Dementia
Drawstencil
Deplorable
Detestable
Despicable
Dimwit
Doofus
Dottard
sundaymondayhippyday
Diseased
De-masculinity
De- prick
FeChefImgur
That's because Trump is a tactical fucking genius. /s
darkninja2992
Gotta keep the enemy guessing. They can't figure out what you're thinking if you don't think at all
cuttysark
He's a tactical something alright
BlueValentine99
"Crazy Ivan"
StuckUpNorthSendHelp
I don't know if you ever saw the Generation Kill tv series, but I'd kill to see the character Brad and Ray from that show give a tactical assessment on Trump's logic.
sundaymondayhippyday
Explain for those who are a confuse?
Lethous
Those '4D chess' people are exhausting.
Anything successful Trump does on a chess board would be equivalent to that novice that played a grandmaster and confused him by his moves being so dumb that there must be some strategy to it but then the master finds out it's just a bad chess player.
admiralawesome4213
Never let them know your next move...and also never let yourself know, either https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWJiYnVjcTRkeGRtb2E5YWVneGN2Z3p6ZjRtOXZleWVxdmFpYW9wZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7ziO8WTeXJCGZlq4mm/200w.webp
TheMindEntropic
Influential people are steering him the best they can, and they are probably a bigger problem than he alone is. Once he's dead, what are some of the most likely scenarios that you could imagine following his death?
sundaymondayhippyday
Yes he raped children but he was too sick to be prosecuted….
detectivepopcornmmmmm
BeaverOnFire
ChromePlatedEquator
Thank you, Sacred Boar!!
JugsMugsLadybugs
4d checkers
Sidewaysgts
4d chess!
TheDreadPirateMontoya
With a 4D pigeon!
animatronicChristmasChickens
A fuctical tacky gene waste
WombatsRunAwaytoDig
Nailed it
keys79
interestingmonster
Very good indeed
tonehoundsmoser9
Whyiseverynametakenalready
DKConstant
TV's Frank coming in with the truth.
nevernotsure
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dedpan
Quantum President: all things are true at all times, until someone checks
Semphir
But once you check things changes states and therefor are different?
joshuasplinth
I think you will find everything is decoherent…
WellWhatTheHeck
4D chess
yamsonyamsonyams
It’s at least 12 D chess
FeChefImgur
with 3 hands tied behind his back
sundaymondayhippyday
While raping children and smiling
FeChefImgur
who do you think the three hands belong to...