Cyryst

237 pts · March 31, 2017


Perspective is everything

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But I want to see the plinky boy do the shooty shoot too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ojiisan irai

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. And my ass hairs.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loads of dispatch companies hire. Gaijinpot.com would be the surest way to find a position.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Will see you earning better. However you need to be comfortable working in schools around kids who can’t social distance with only a mask.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the moment they are hard pressed for English teachers. You just need a university degree to get a basic income. TESOL qualifications...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

English teacher. 6 years. Not Japanese but have a Japanese wife. It’s a nice place. Never wanted to spend my whole life here though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You see we say that. But I live in Japan. Apart from everyone wear a mask they are doing almost nothing at all. It’s just Japan.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea the guy looking after the pandemic response is the economy minister. That’s a hell of a job for one man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. I’ve seen this video on a host of American late night shows and also in the netflix trump documentary. Apparently they were great mates

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We’ve got nests each autumn around our rural neighborhood. Sometimes you can’t see them but you can hear them buzz menacingly as you walk by

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some kids handed me a container during school holidays. I thought it was a small bird, it was a murder hornet, they thought it was hilarious

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in Japan. These are scary. One buzzed my kid in the public pool. I splashed water at it, it gave no fucks. We ran for our lives.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do butchers actually slaughter animals these days? Just rock up to the butcher with a whole live cow. “Hey bro, have I got a deal for you!”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wouldn’t do jack to the hurricane but you would spread the fallout over a much wider area ?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I bet he gives good head.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I a horrible person for laughing at the thought of spider j fox?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actual hidden video footage of my wife and I on any given attempt at a sexual encounter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit dude she’s a keeper, the lady in the pic is pretty cute too. Glad you still have them in your life.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog feels your dogs pain...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks it’s a little ironic? I mean hey you been stopping forest fires, have some burnt meat...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn that was a good fight! Thanks for showing it to us!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came for the memes commented for dune reference. Even if it’s from the movie and not the book.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been here 4 years, see this stuff every day. don’t notice it any more... thanks for reminding me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you kept your boobs, hurray!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But is he good at math?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stole diapers and old gym clothes. I mean from his perspective it was a pretty bad day too...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0