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ThePerks2010
Spidey would be missing those anchor points a lot
EzraFell
I find these photoshops better than the chart styled other ones.
AliBarber
Agreed. Before now, I couldn't see most of them. Like Keanu as Dr Strange
moricai
When hulk goes green we'd need to cast Christian Bale, who would be so dedicated to the role he'd grow 3 feet taller and put on 500lbs.
ChampionChains
And he certainly has the rage and violence for the part.
KonaDarbles
Exposing himself to high levels of gamma radiation, all in the name of method acting
badexampleforagrownup
david as hulk... yessss
jbcars4life
Needs a little Tom Hanks but I can't think how
DenverCoderIX
Coulson.
Stillrelevant69
Wouldnt Paul Rudd still be antman?
Mentok
Spiderman!
alienrobotzombiebear
Paul Rudd was an actor in the 90's but he was not yet a star.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
Was he really a Star when they cast him for Ant-Man? He didn’t really have any huge movies on his own like everyone else.
sidpick
Alicia Siverstone ?
pepseriesfan
Alicia as who exactly?
sharlieboom
Scarlett witch I think
pepseriesfan
Thanks ;)
PornhubsFirstTree
I’m ok with Sandra Bullock.
comeflywithme
Oh hell yes!
KapThat
Paul Rudd could still be Ant-Man
WrongWayToiletPaper
ilovecake
But who would be Groot? :/
WrongWayToiletPaper
Peter Mayhew
ilovecake
Aww <3
wysmith777
HOLY fuck. If Joe Pesci voiced Rocket that would the coolest shit of all time
WrongWayToiletPaper
This is Wakanda, Monica
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
You'd never get Demi Moore to play Nebula. You could maybe convince her to do Wonder Woman
ilovecake
She shaved her head for GI Jane so that’s already halfway there.
pidgeonpower
John Wick in a costume. Thanos will never see it coming
cinderspires
thats neo for you, mister
DiceyBusiness
That's Theodore "Ted" Logan to you, young'un.
Glitterfartjuice
Doesn't matter if he sees it coming or not. It's still coming.
pidgeonpower
Baba Yaga?
notashill
He did kill half of all the dogs
Eranju
I can see it. There used to be an odd number of dogs, so Thanos's snap killed the front half of John Wicks little buddy.
Vaeevictiss
Na, the back half so it needed one of those wheel chair things for dogs
myusernameisnotcreative
MJF was like mod 30's in 80 right ? Why not a one the goonies kid ...you know the jock ?
NordicusMaximus
The jock from Goonies is Thanos and also Cable in the Deadpool series. So he doesn’t fit for this 90’s alternate MCU
orcward
C137ImMrMeseeksLookAtMee
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myusernameisnotcreative
Thank you "takes a bow" thank you
StanleyBearable
Leo DiCaprio would be a better Spider-Man
jbak
He was supposed to be when James Cameron was set to direct the 90s spiderman movie
LightingSquirrel
Or hawkeye.
PatellaMeImHumerus
Are we all just forgetting about Jonathan Taylor Thomas?
LightingSquirrel
Ooh. He would've been a fun spiderman
Dankking
OOOOORRRRREEAAA - Tim Allen
Noob3rts
I do not know about you, but I am glad this wasn't made in the 90s. I love these actors, but Marvel picked some phenomenal characters.
evolvedhydra
I love Don, but Cuba would’ve been awesome as War Machine. Also Sandra B as Wasp would be sweet!
somethingawesomeandgreat
For some reason I cant figure out who Eddie Murphy is playing.
sebaljantun31415
Falcon
RoyalNutSac
Who would be cast as Wong --- Samo Hung? Bolo Yeung?
kcgingerbeard
Jackie Chan
RavioliRebellion
Gots to be Bolo man!
Ferrumkit
you mean Chong Li
prepeymad
Denzel as the Back Panther is just about as fire as it gets! Nice!
rocktimeisgo
Duchovny as the Hulk hell’s Yeahhh
hamooshka
Is vision dolph lundgren?
mileshunt1976
I thought Christopher Lambert
itsfivethirsty
It's Arnie, I think.
bantambasher135
I thought it was Eminem.
InconspicuousLampshade
I think so.
DoingItWr0ng
Tom Berenger?
evolvedhydra
I think it’s David Duchovny. I couldn’t tell for sure either.
BeTheHammer
David Duchovny is playing the hulk
agermanguy
I liked Edward Norton as Bruce banner already. Why not choose him again?
jpowell180j
Ruffalo was a MUCH better Banner.
agermanguy
Sure
FacemanPeck
He wouldn't have been cast in the 90s.
yourchickenstrips
The only major issues I have with that film are Ed Norton and Liv Tyler.
Asadsadsadclown
He is a collosal cunt to work with, has a habit of back seat directing, has demanded to sit in on editing sessions in past films.
Asadsadsadclown
If you know anything about editing in the film industry, imagine demanding to be over the doctors shoulder for the birth of your boss's kid.
ronnyhugo
That innately assumes your boss' wife's doctor care as much about every bastard movie the boss has impregnated for a paycheck. :P
Asadsadsadclown
Well in the analogy he would be the editor I would say yes.
DiceyBusiness
I'm okay with this.
WetBreadMan
it keeps going and going
Alistairetheblu
And Nick Fury
GipCee
Oh yea
Mikeiller
people mock that all the time, but I thought he made a good Nick Fury considering they only had a made for TV budget to work with
GipCee
What about Kurt "THE MAN" Russell?
BillM1620
Zardu Hasselfrau!
whiskerbiscuit
Kurt Russel
jpowell180j
Since it's the 90s we're talking about, why not the dude who played Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction?
Sonicdahedgie
They wouldn't have casted a black man. Jackson because Nick Fury in the comics in the 2000s under the agreement he got to play him in movies
Alistairetheblu
Cause this is literally from a 90's movie where Hasselhoff played Nick Fury. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119781/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1
zenule
wouldn't toby maguier be better suited for spider-man?
kojenk
Alistairetheblu
His Spider-Man was 2003.
zenule
I am sure some of those faces are from beyond 2003...
Asadsadsadclown
bumCandle
No, he never was
IncorrectingYou
https://media1.tenor.com/images/90e63c9033aed958b1582bf3812b5367/tenor.gif?itemid=7463412
DiceyBusiness
ApotheosisCM
That's fine. I get that. But you're wrong and I hate you.
Icyfirebolt
That would work really well for Tom and Brad for Civil war, since Brad hasn't like Tom since Interview with a Vampire
ilovecake
Go on...
Icyfirebolt
Well, it was Brad's first major role, and he asked Tom for advice and since Tom was already a star he was rude and didn't give him advice
Icyfirebolt
Because he was a star and Brad wasn't. https://www.nola.com/movies/2011/09/brad_pitt_says_interview_with.html
ilovecake
I wouldn’t say that was his first major role. Cool World came out a couple of years before that & he was the lead. But I get what you mean.
ilovecake
Curious as to why he wouldn’t have asked Gena Davis or Susan Sarandon for advice seeing as he was with them in Thelma & Louise.
Icyfirebolt
Me either. I think it was specific to IWAV, but they have never been in a movie together since
imagoofygooberrock
Keanu Reeves as Sorcerer Supreme? Yes please.
iamamentat
I know the mystic arts!
tac0486
Isnt he already? Isnt the Time Stone why he's immortal?
onlywisehermit
No that's Constantine. Deal with Devil. Or he's a Time Traveler, Bill and Ted.
OopsImAPumpkin
Hell, I'd still be ok with that in 2019
Rawdolph
FUCKING YES
redibrandomhero
right?? Badass
Spawnsy
Brendan Fraser as star lord? Definetly
universalcode
Yeah, but he's already John Constantine.
AndBingoWasHisName0
Haha I thought that was David Schwimmer at first
onlywisehermit
Wasn't that the matrix triology? Playing a cyber wizard supreme?
ClassicRand0
And then cyber became optional, because why not
asianmilkspray
Woah.
secretoaster
I smell crossover movie in the making
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
I think Crisp Rat does an awesome job with the character, but I’d be very interested in seeing Brendan Fraser’s Starlord
IgnoranceIsTheKey
Might have a Nathan Fillion on Firefly esque style i feel like.
darkavatar1183
Crisp Rat, +1
FartBoner69
I love him in Doom Patrol
leethario695
Apparently Glenn howerton was James gunns 2nd choice for starlord. Dennis Reynolds as starlord, think of the consequences....
Affray
Think of
leethario695
Awwww dammit, implications not consequences, d'oh.
BlankMage
I mean, I feel like it would basically be his character in The Mummy, only with space guns and in space.
Frogapus
I would pay full price theater tickets to see that.
CantEscapePolitics1
Sounds like a win!
apneax3n0n
Perfect
iaddsan
Anthony Hopkins would have still played Odin.
DiceyBusiness
Thebrnt912
agreed
siler7
And just as woodenly.
GipCee
Indefinitely
billyrayvalentine
undungubungu
I'm still hoping for a young Odin appearance in the MCU. They had to kill him off before Infinity War or Thanus wouldve met his match
MoonkinRevolution
Depends on the iteration ofc but daaamn that would have been a fight... need this!
Askingforafriend37
Odin probably woulda wiped the floor with his pasty purple ass in 30 seconds flat. Big Daddy Odin OP af.
tinybartender
I can't argue who Thanos's match is without spoilers, damn you.
nextgoldregular
Thank you. I haven’t watched it yet.
k32000
I have to spoil you but stan lee dies... or died?
tinybartender
Holy shit it's so so good. Masterful ensemble culmination of 22 films.
chormin
I feel like Don Cheadle would still be around too. Maybe he'd be Falcon?
TheDanWithNoName
I likes the way you think.
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
Or Captain Planet
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KitchenClean
I couldn’t get why they replaced Terrance Howard with Don Cheadle. Like it’s not that big of a role that you had to cast someone else.
ihaveaten
Because Terrance Howard created an insane cult around the idea that 1x1=2, and is apparently incredibly terrible to work with.
ihaveaten
He blames RDJ for cutting him off, when lets be real, the rest of us would have too if he'd been our "friend."
Equinox13
Howard said he left over pay issues and a conflict with RDJ. https://www.businessinsider.com/why-terrance-howard-replaced-iron-man-2-2013-11
bedframe
Don is a lot better in the role. His first moment in Iron Man 2 is worth the change.
Equinox13
I have to confess, I never even noticed the actor changed until my mom pointed it out after Iron Man 3.
bedframe
When the actually black actor's mom met RDJ on the set of Topic Thunder she thought he was Don Cheadle
KitchenClean
Wow. I wonder how much Don Cheadle got paid.
ihaveaten
Helluva lot more than Howard ever did.
KitchenClean
Thank you.
Equinox13
No problem!
dreamofcalifornication
Tom Cruise as Iron Man is a hard no from me. Crazy scientologist bastard...
skindredzakuska
You wouldn’t have said that in the 90s. This isn’t “perfect recast ideas,” this is “remember our old heroes?”
ilovecake
Tom Cruise wouldn’t have the same cockiness/attitude RDJ brought to Stark.
skindredzakuska
Dude, what did I just say?
gaspodethedog
And he's only 2 years older than RDJ so just keep a young RDJ and keep him away from the coke.
koops
“Take away the suit and what are you?” “Short, crazy, billionaire, playboy, Scientologist!”
smashpro1
He was actually almost picked as him in Iron Man 1, but Jon Favreau was adamant about it being RDJ.
PanicAtTheCostco
Who’s vision supposed to be
itsfivethirsty
I think it's Arnie because Ultron = Terminator
NordicusMaximus
It’s been stated on the website that created this, that Vision is Dolph Lundgren
evolvedhydra
I think it’s David Duchovny. I was trying to figure that out too.
ilovecake
Duchovny is already there as Banner/Hulk