CrypticNeutron

776 pts ยท July 30, 2013


don't make me write things

$2000 per month rent in NYC, no pets, utilities extra

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Especially* when sex is involved.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounded like the Stanley Parable narrator to me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't played it but your description reminds me of TF2 Soldier

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Round is a shape

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How often did you two... y'know,... compare?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Okay, thanks

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More like No Guy Buy, right Donsly?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Everything.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By most definitions of mental health, attempting to commit suicide by any means is a mental health issue.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"No, it's the children who are wrong."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They might as well be

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well do ya, punk?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Praise be, praise be.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

neither are you

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Point me to your vast research, oh great scientist. Enlighten me with your genderless femininity.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

(again)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm fairly sure the center part is covered in cat nip

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wouldn't it be 54 as there are 27 arm pairs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remote Yodeling Cinco

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think you mean D-O-single-G

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Onward, noble steed!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Two shots' of vodka

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a bit different actually, the first 10k is 10% tax and the next 30k is taxed at 12% and so on with each bracket having a higher %tax.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No this is Patrick

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Shake spears is my favorite writer

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should probably link this in the actual post!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0