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When the survivor strikes decisively
Mar 30, 2018 3:10 PM
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RandAIFlagg
"shit he got away what are we gonna do we can't raise the door again...good idea you go around the fr-oh you got the dog. OH THERE'S A DOOR"
Naildirt
What a great fellow, probably went out to get them Donuts.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
Love that the cop forgot about doors for a minute.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
no he didn't reach back under the door for a fedora that fell off
fromdeliverancetown
Best part; the fucker stole a car right after this.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
...an emergency exit that you can't open?
ouroborus777
https://mashable.com/2018/03/27/escape-indiana-jones-garage-door-prison/ They didn't catch him then, but they did catch him later.
Supahef
Open the blast doors. Open the blast doors.
digifuzzy
Da Dun Da Dun Dun....
danellis
"Da Dun Da Dun Dun" <-- WTF?
Inarticulated
"Oh right. The door"
Samsquantch82
He's not getting far.
meganical
Arrested Development Narrator Voice: He didn’t
ResidentCynic
It took them 2 days to catch him again.
Samsquantch82
Damn, then that dog probably got no treats.
DissidenceTSB
How did he open the door to the car?
InternetGoodGuy
I guess they don’t have a cage between back and front seats.
DissidenceTSB
Oh, he came out the driver door.
aBJisStillaJob
Also if you arrest someone, you're supposed to cuff them. I love cops but these guys made poor decisions and didn't follow procedure.
SexySquatch
This. This escape is completely the officers fault.
ArnoldSchwarzeNword
What I'm more confused about is why did the guy at Pratt Industries leave his car unlocked? Valpo is nice, but you should still lock ya car!
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Hi neighbor!
moikko77
The hat would make this perfect
PapaUbu
Throw me the whip...
vthemech
Cool hWhip
emptymaize
Don't forget your hat.
samoflanger
No time to argue,
SpookyWetDream
Throw me the idol!
FrankyFrankFrank
No time to argue!
Alkuam2
When you realize that this was the same guy:
ArnoldSchwarzeNword
Oh my god did this make it to national news? I'm literally from Valparaiso, IN. I work at the Hotel that's two minutes from there. Crazy!
fettuccine
Are to link?
WeaselBandit
Did he get away or did the dog get him?
EdgyReggieBushWedgie
Got away
meganical
Was on Chicago news so yes?
danieldc69
LMFAO. I'm in Chesterton.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
LaPorte
WilwoWaggins
"I forgot we have little doors too!"
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
That's why they are supposed to close that door the moment the cruiser clears it.
TheAdventuresofStealy
Sure, but... is he really supposed to be able to let himself out of the cruiser from the inside?
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Of course not. He comes out the front door. But it would not have mattered had they closed the door. Failsafes protect you from this stuff.
AnotherUpvote
Thank you for the arrows! I never would’ve been able to see the man run from the car if it weren’t for them!
DrBuckarooBanzai
*cops angrily shake spears at escaping suspect*
isrraelkumiko
hasoneconleche
OldJewNewAccount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKWnMN85hUg
CrypticNeutron
Shake spears is my favorite writer
mynameisbetterthanyours420x69
Shake harder boy
IBentMyWookie
GrampaJack
Username checks out!
brownsugga
Did they catch him?
fakefucknfireplace
100PercentLatex
He didn’t slide under last second tho...
fettuccine
Would slowed him down
amstrad
Yeah, it isn't an Indiana Jones escape without the roll under the door and the last second hat retrieval.
TheNardMan
"We named the dog Indiana"
MoldyCrow
Seriously doubt he got away from the dog. Those flat foots may be clowns, but K9s don’t mess around.
TheConMane
But how is the dog gonna know who the suspect is?
AzgarOgly
Theoretically, there was a very fresh scent of him there. It the dog is any smart, it takes "last stranger went through that door".
Ealadon
Probably the only one running, but could easily misidentify if there are a lot of people outside that building.
SpookyWetDream
He did get away actually
Internetuser666
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camera
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5TRETCH
Sauce?
aykyle
I vouch @CaptainUnpredictablestrikesagain is a trustworthy source
SpookyWetDream
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Another report says he was captured the next day. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12021916
myr14d
The best part is where the cop stands there for a minute before realizing "Oh Right! There's a door!"
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Was prolly waiting for the dog to come in play. I mean.. traffic police all look like lazy fucks to me.
krissypoojackets
You don’t have to be very intelligent to be a cop....apparently.
savagestarshine
It looks like it's locked & the other officer has to press a release elsewhere or something
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
No.
pdhackley
“There’s a big snake in the plane Jock!”
TransistorRadio
That's just my pet snake Reggie.
imakeeper
*Jaques
biblioteker
*Jacques.
imakeeper
Too-shay!
SpookyWetDream
For some reason this happens frequently in this area. May have something to do with all the Officer Rod Farvas we have
TransistorRadio
Must be all the god damn liter-o-colas they drink
MagnorCriol
I call shenanigans!
SomeDetroitGuy
thingymcthingface
Stop running right meow!!
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Chicken Fucker!
SpookyWetDream
Buhgaaaak!!
58d8fee2
Ended too soon...
spudpicker
I've never seen someone get hit with a police dog when they weren't aware they were being chased.
Lawodis
Yeah, was gonna say Indy isn't free much long after that dog gets a bead on him
kerBamf
TIL dogs are part fighter jet.
RepairManManManMan
LEEEROOOOOY JEEENKIIIINS!
YarTheBug
Good fur missle!
Viper21
Actually, the guy got away, and as far as I know is still at large, although it has been a bit since I heard that.
tnin4u
It took the cops a day to find him.
Ryanator50
that dog took him down like Black Widow in Iron Man 2.
SeriousSeamstress
I just showed this gif to my dad and he said the same thing.
Ryanator50
excellent
SeriousSeamstress
yup, he also said the dog should be called Natalia Ruffmanova.
isthisneeded
Damn dogs are strong
biblioteker
F=MA. A 120-lb dog running @ 30MPH = downed criminal
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
Velocity is not acceleration. You are looking for the kinetic energy equation, 1/2*m*v^2
SparrowTail3
Well, it is kind of... if it's going 30 (13.4m/s) mph and then 0 m/s after hitting the criminal in 1 second (like here), you get. 1/2
SparrowTail3
a = 13.4m/s^2 which means f = 54.4kg x 13.4m/s^2 = ~729kgm/s^2 = ~164 pound force
Guidocat
That little fella looks like he weighs more like 50lb to me. Am I bad at estimating dog meat?
GreatWhiteDope
My vet tech girlfriend says you're closer. She said 80lbs.
datapult2000
That’s the kind of math I like.
datapult2000
If we assume the dog decelerates from 30mph=44ft/s to zero over a distance of 10ft, then a=9680 ft/s/s.
datapult2000
The earth’s gravity causes you to accelerate (near the surface) at around 32 ft/s/s. So we have 9680/32~300. That’s a lot of G’s!
tinycutepolypan
That dog's ready to play!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i really think if police dogs knew what people were getting in trouble for and what their punishment would be, a lot of them would retire
SilentScreamsX
"Game on!" - Dog
ThisMeansALot
“Too sleepy to play”
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ThisMeansALot
Fast and accurate. Facurate
tarquinbusstopftang
Giving the bad guy a reasonable head start to make it sporting.
ralphusmcgee
Launch the fur missile
TheConMane
How will the dog know who to go after?
dbrsong
They train for this. Follow the commands of their owner.
sneaker2
They just use it to motivate the first cop to run faster so he can catch the criminal.
siler7
He'll be the one whose feet are doing an unusually high number of things.
AprilHamLincon
He's a police dog
bacononbacon
the guy running the fastest
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Because it is always the guy running away with a protective cast on his arm.
acme64
Whoever is dumb enough to play the chasing game
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Like that jogger over there!
jellotheautobandasisgud
tred1975