CookietheCutter

5 pts ยท June 13, 2015


It's not that I don't care if you're offended. It's that it's not my fault you're a triggered little bitch faggot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stabbed by a cop while firing wildly into a group of cops with a clockwork flintlock while carrying an old man over my shoulder?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy is better at MarioKart than I am at life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching the movies back with this frame of mind ... doesn't help, I still want to end it all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, Best Korea goes to the Olympics?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I'm INFP. Dodged a bullet there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is terrible, should have been "but only for 3 minutes cause there's a drought you bludger."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly I want to die. :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boys aren't taught to not cry, they hit puberty get jacked up on testosterone. Fucking idiot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Used to hide my my weed in my PS2 network expansion compartment. Someone somewhere has a PS2 with a few hundred vacuum sealed seeds in it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second was super great, fourth was blergh, the rest were meh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, would diving in a pool actually help during a tsunami? I mean it's doubtful but you never know unless you ask.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually do the name one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hit things instead of cry as stress relief. Get your shit together.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They aren't taught not to cry because it's gay, they hit puberty and suddenly have a huge rush of testosterone that makes them want to 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow asians really do run like that! :O

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will show this to waifu and she will try the coke thing, this is going to be great. :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy crap that last one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sigh *unzips*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This is physically painful to read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daaaaayum.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat. *click*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dank is causing mold in my retinas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Essaytyper.com claims that "the obvious superiority of Anal Gaping" isn't a valid essay subject, I want my money back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0