CommodoreSkippy

16538 pts ยท August 6, 2014


I always thought they kind of schlorpped up the whole thing at once. Never did I imagine a turtle casualy taking bites of a haplessly floating jelly.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Almost every classic Spider-Man villain is some combination of green, purple, and yellow.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check out recipes for Comeback Sauce. There are a variety, but the Cuk-fil-A sayce is basically that.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

My cousin had a one person cat that would not tolerate ANYONE except for her. And this was a BIG cat, the kind that got into fights with raccoons and won. But when she had her daughter, the cat would allow himself to be picked up and snuggled, miserable, because she was his human's daughter. Gentle as a lamb with her.

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My cat often gets the poo zoomies, or "poomies" as we've taken to calling them.

1 week ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

And consistently wrong about stuff anyway. Funny, but wrong.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent Cocogoat!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh god, I use the wrong their*. I am a shame to my ancestors.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not the part where they had to take there wheels (shoes) off. That was strictly post 9/11.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's possible she may gain SOME functionality, but they will never be fully functional, as she has a spinal deformity. Poor girl needs some wheels when she grows up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your joke, really, but we all know there's no chance in hell Picard would vacation anywhere on earth except France.

4 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hey, school librarian here. I'm always recommending your stuff to kids, and I'll make sure we add this one to the order next shipment!

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Fuck, I'd die for the cause if I had access, but I don't. Would be nice to go out knowing I did some good in the world.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Whenever you see a drawing of a girl wearing two towels, just know thah there is a version with only one towel.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw nawr....

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

With non-human DNA making up the other half... does Jesus qualify as a Monster Girl?

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Would be a shame if those 2+ other warehouses also burned down before they could use them...

1 month ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I absolutely love how 90's this is.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The bigger the ears, the better the gobbo.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've seen claims that he was originally rough spoken and impolite and claims that he was very disciplined and structured. Yhe second makes more sense, but I've never been able to verify which is true, and it wouldn't be the first time a localizer just rewrote a character because they felt like it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After much deliberation, I have decided thus: Something is wet if it is covered in or saturated by an appreciable amount of water. The water molecules in such a body of water are thereby all touching (insofar as molecules can touch, but that's a story for another time,) or covered in more water. As such, all water is wet, except in the case of a single, isolated molecule of it, which is dry l.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

AI, I believe. I can't find any repetition in the pattern, and it falls apart at the edges.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were they REALLY convinced that the whole thing was a scam? As the landscape smoldered and shattered around them, they insisted everything was fine? Who would be so delusio- oh, right... Americans.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I honestly loved how Youtube put a soccer button on videos to overlay vuvuzela noises over whatever you were watching. You know, in case you missed the experience while doing other, non-FIFA things.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Scalping is not just for tickets~

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THIS is your idea of an extreme goth? Are you sure?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never said it wasn't property, just that it isn't work. I'm okay with someone destroying a piece of paper with nothing of value on it as an act of protest.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We censor every word that isn't "happy," "fun," or "joy," because otherwise there's a chance someone might have a vaguely negative or inappropriate thought, and we just can't have that.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He might have a point if any actual work was on display.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2