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Jan 29, 2026 10:36 AM
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FancypantsMcGill
#25 I think people are really sleeping on what "per capita" means
Fuckimgurcunts
#27 what else could it be
Einstein9073
#1 if you leave the ad blocker on, the only ads you see are for youtoob Premium
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
#16 https://thestoryshack.com/tools/swear-word-generator/
Yer welcome. ❤️
dorenavant
#25 I fact-checked the taco and coffee facts out of curiosity and wow!
After Mexico, Norwegians eat the most tacos per capita. And when it comes to drinking coffee, Finland ranks first, followed by Norway, Iceland, Denmark, and the Netherlands.
MoonRiverFrost
#27 WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE?!
DragonSamurai182
#27 I don’t get it. Those are definitely pussies
McFrazzlestache
#1 I remember the very first one of these I saw that said this hot girl is in my area, and I'm like, nu uh, I would have seen her by now.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Seriously. My hometown had like 1200 people in it. If there was *anyone* hot we all knew who it was.
mothmam
#27 but what else could it be? I only see the one thing?!
justaguyinthebackrow
#25 I do not believe you. There's no way that taco stat is true. They just don't have the population to compete with the US here.
emu314159127001
#12 many of Hemingway's novels are now considered almost period pieces. His short fiction though
sabaticalbob
#27 if that’s not what I’m sure it is, what the hell is it supposed to be.
hyjukilo
It's AI. Look at his head. The ice in his cup, the people and items on the bar behind him. It might have been originally something where the caption made sense, but now edited.
igglebotato
#9 Cap is the villain here
BeckyLookAtHerButt
#30 Wait until he is taught the teachings of the bees.
pfunk81
Nominative Determinism. Never heard that term before but damn I can think of several anecdotal examples.
TeddyBruhsvelt
#12 I don't think literally anybody thinks all classics are masterpieces. This is an intense strawman argument
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
I am reading "Walden" right now. Definitively a class, but a masterpiece? Well, a piece of work, for sure, yes.
DdCno1
Also, a book doesn't have to be a masterpiece to be worth reading or important to you and/or the world.
TeddyBruhsvelt
100%, and given that like with all other art forms, enjoyment of literature is entirely subjective so what is a masterpiece to me may be drivel to you
brendino87
Ugh, the gifs are trash on imgur now. Just take your upvote.
Wuz314159
brendino87
Lmao, okay, you got me, I like that one
ILikeFood2000
#5 silly child, you have your chain saw backwards
korndogg83
#25 pretty sure they’re mixing in per capita statistics there so that the total population number is misleading.
OobieDoobBenubi
Going per capita, the US is miles down the list of coffee drinkers. And as a Finn I know we drink way more coffee than Norway. US is like 50th.
FancypantsMcGill
Yea. Total population has nothing to do with it really. Or I suppose in some way. Total number/consumption divided by population. But that's it.
chewmaca2
#7 That looks English to me. Or was that the "liberties" that's been taken?
0RocketCat0
It's an image of a page from a totally different book that was translated into english(called "beauty shop") that is being used to make the point that the icelandic translator of "dracula" may have just rewritten it.
LtRooney
He wrote a completely different novel, basically a vampire fanfic, and just called it a translation of Dracula. It took decades for someone to notice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powers_of_Darkness_(Iceland)
TheMellowMoron
#30 I say let that boy cook https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bmlkeWk3aWxnYmxvamp3ZXRncWN6bmNnMGlxbXVqNGlleGdsMTFqOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hUiBYxz4zDApFes0ee/200w.webp
Grimmrog
will he end up with his hair dyied blue?
Eiladar
#30 All in all, not a bad way to go. Give them gifts (penguins), set up a fashionable and secure home (bowerbirds), form a real, lasting relationship and share responsibilities (cardinal), run interference and use their comparatively bright patterns to draw predators away from more muted patterned family members (also bowerbirds, but applies to others as well), be smart, do crimes (corvids in general). Just not ducks. Don't be a duck.
middlenameconfusion
pushingchildrenintotraffic
#3 yeah but Chet baker is a luminous soul
StephenDaniels
I think the fact that siblings don't inherit the exact same genes from their parents has more to do with that. Not to mention having two different mothers really makes it unlikely that siblings will have very similar genes. BTW my comment is to #3 in general, not Pushing's response.
Toqom
But who names their kid chet, it sounds like shit
StephenDaniels
IDK, maybe her uncle Chet donated a kidney to Rita Wilson or something.
toolzgalore2
#27 there is nothing wrong with your mind, that is exactly what that shirt is.
bloobiebloob
#17 This pleases me in ways I cannot explain.
Allrighty
#7 Understatement
Semphir
Didn't that translator change a bunch of stuff and add more sex?
circlebreaker
Go on...
toolzgalore2
#23 heh heh this goes for guys too
DonkeyGoat
#27 Okay, but what am I supposed to be seeing?
bluewitch
AI.
IlIIII
Ben Dover posing all over his shirt
riddmkidd
those ain't butterflies...
IDontUnderstandWhatIsHappening
looks like coffee beans
CheeseB0t
Oh my sweet summer child!
forreference
It's pussy, lots of pussy. Like a whole shirt covered in pussy. Zoom in all ya want, it only becomes more clear that it's pussy.
DrR5
Fortune cookies?
CheeseB0t
Do people not know how to zoom or something?
ElGatoMx
Somebody said Orchids and it made a lot of sense. Still looks way more like 🍑 tho...
DonkeyGoat
I can kind of see it but you're absolutely right.
Appollon
I can't see orchids.
Hirnuvahamsteri
Norway is also 1st in fake statistics
IamNoneOfTheThingsISayIam
No they’re second (to USA)
FetaForMoses
And 1st in people per capita. (Tied)
Yetiphobia
TIL the mind-boggling coincidence that that every country has one (1) people per people
mattrixk
The average number of skeletons in the human body is > 1
Yetiphobia
Correlation, or causation, it begs investigation.
chansuke
The causation is that two skeletons occasionally get together to make a third skeleton.
walpurrga
#27 am i really that rotten, or isnt that exactly what i think it is??
WillWasThere
obarey
I guess that's the joke. There is no "real" answer.
FaithAlone
Maybe peaches? No, maybe apple halves? No… it has to be what I think it is… maybe cantaloupe!?!!?
Bombe
Yes, it’s AI slop.
ExogenousDataStructure
Wait, doesn’t everyone else have peaches with legs that stick out?
DarkSock
I see tooterbugs.
prosper020
It may just be the the anti AI slop skeptic in me, but I feel like the photo was edited with AI to make the shirt what we see. The pattern seems too inconsistent for a produced print. Idk
NOYLL
Pretty sure it is AI since the person directly behind the seated guy makes no sense, nor do most of the items on the bar. The ice in his cup is also kinda wonky.
hyjukilo
Mate, look at his head.
DrR5
Fortune cookies?
voxael
Yeah I don’t think the person who made the caption checked that that shirt was exactly what it looks like (I zoomed to see what I had misinterpreted and I definitely had not)
googoogaagaa83
Hehe, same!
Yetiphobia
Aha! Sames!
AffleckYoutheBombinPhantomsyo
Where do I get one of those shirts?
bitemark
These peaches are awful
ToasterDent
Millions of peaches....
torisenblack
I dunno neighbor, I like peaches, but I LOVE those peaches.
I could eat a peach for hours. 🤤
FancypantsMcGill
Right? IT just is that thing. Nothing wrong with that persons mind.
samwyze
Sliced apples? Of course.
Dragongelf
I mean... Aren't we all?
Slugsie
If you squint just right, you might mistake it for sliced peaches maybe?
RetiredLaserMan
only if you have a sick and twisted mind!
chewmaca2
Yes, mhmm peaches
CJAW
Peaches come in a can
Hashbrown123
BRB, moving to the cuntry.
GenerallyLurkingMostOfTheTime
Nice.
PubMed12927120suckssobad
My GOD I love Imgur so much
Escape2Continue
Gonna eat a lotta peaches
CerisCinderwolf
Gonna eat you a lot of peaches.
FetaForMoses
What else could it be??
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
It could be totally normal sex activity
IMustGrowUpReally
Isn't he Ben Toverass?
tarlequin
I think they are boxing gloves?
FetaForMoses
Nevarrrr
madjo
I don't see how it could be anything else
colinardo
I thought maybe pairs of boxing gloves? But no, doesn't add up
Monocular0
Yep, there is no ambiguity. Definitely orchids.
toolzgalore2
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXpncjRuMnpicjA5cW1meWM2YzdscWYyM2prZGI3NmtjZWN3cjV5bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/14ooolmDKfgrO8/200w.webp
Wuz314159
Peaches?
DarkSock
Tooterbugs, brah
Shakes20
Millions of peaches, peaches for me.
FetaForMoses
Ah come on man
IamNoneOfTheThingsISayIam
I think that would be considered sexual assault
eidam655
chewmaca2
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Exactly the same thought process as this thread.
>"This isn't what I think it is? What else could it be? Maybe it could be peaches?" *sees this exact one* "oh, it's some peaches alright..."
eidam655
it's two birds kissing, of course