CommodoreCrunch

1815 pts ยท May 29, 2017


#11 that's a great name, but fuck off with these gods damn pastry stouts

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Personally, I think the perfect size is just more than fits in one hand. One hand per titty. How else am I supposed to make out with my wife and touch both?

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#2 sauce?

3 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 11

Aren't geese a much more common livestock in Europe? I wonder if this is simply misidentification. North Americans see a large roasted bird (goose) and assume it's turkey.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He is the very model of a Ukrainian Major General

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GNU Terry Pratchett

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

GNU Terry Pratchett

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not an expert, but I think it's a Right Whale.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like this would be far more efficient if it wasn't on wheels. Seems like a lot of energy is lost to the wiggle

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it was supposed to be covered in the canceled season 3.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which series was this part of?

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#10 my wife and I recently had to deal with a long stretch of pipe like this. Unfortunately, we can't add any more fall to the line without completely redoing the plumbing on at least ground floor, if not the whole septic system.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's on the left?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slippers my dude

8 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I think it's because the bin should have been facing the other way.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Emergency vehicles have lights, and usually put them on before sirens. If they're doing the things ALL drivers should be, there shouldn't be a problem. As for communicating with their passengers, what's wrong with handing them a device to type on?

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

affordablekilts.com in Canada and US. Their deluxe for $150 CDN is nice and comfy.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#14 Angels and cell towers are both messengers? Or am I missing something?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Anyone got that video of Eric the Parrot screaming 'Fucking Legend!'?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here here. Don't take something so important to a place you could lose everything.

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Canines naturally eat poop to share gut bacteria. All my families dogs do it when we're babysitting, and they never eat their own.

They will probably survive eating one grape or a chocolate chip, but it's just better that the answer is zero. It's not worth their life or even just discomfort.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#5 does someone mind translating for those of us who don't read crystal?

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Try different beer. Try an IPA, try a Stout, try a belgian style. Try different things. Industrial light lager has to be done very well or it sucks. There is nothing to hide behind.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was going to eat that mummy!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

EEK!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GNU Terry Pratchett

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0