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Let's get this bread.
Two dreams I remember last night.
Dream one, was playing the new Witcher game , it started with Yennifer being mind controlled and killing Geralt. Game followed Ciri trying to solve who controlled Yen's mind.
Yeah, this tracks.
I wish that were me.jpg
Yeah seriously, what the hell. This makes no logical sense.
Second dream, I was living back in my old apartment back in Jerome and smoking cigars and sharing a bottle of Saperavi with my new neighbor who turned out to be a Chronomancer on the run from some Wizarding authorities.
He was talking about how Tolkien had been one of them too, and how he based a good chunk of LOTR on various events in Neolithic and Bronze-age Europe.
Battle of the Pellenor Fields? "Tolkien partly based that on the Tollense Valley battle."
Mordor, according to the wizard-in-hiding, was directly based on "the site that you now know as Herxheim at the end of the Neolithic of what's now Germany. It was actually called Módŭroĝ. A great coalition came together to overthrow a man known as the Witch King, who was mad with Kuru. He and his people were sacrificing and eating people to try and end a plague and bring the sun back so the crops would grow. An honest to God evil cannibal cult. Fucked up shit, man."
(Honestly, not the worst Interpretation of that site i've seen. It was seriously fucked up. Go look it up. I'll wait here.)
Honestly all these seats are fine
Anyone? Hah.
Gnu Sir Terry Pratchett
The Conference of the Birds Tax.
Today's message from Pippin: "Love you too!" (x7)
Want to join the Discord? PM me for a link.
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
UltraLincoln
#4 it's a lime pie with food dye, there are things far more deserving of your scorn
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#5 in america we just call it society
xXAccipiterXx
#20 My stupid ass read "Embrace the Misery" and I though God damn I AM TRYING ... oh well I guess Mysteries are fine too
smax410
#38 I know people are all on the dune wagon but this is some Hyperion cantos bullshit
Argon14
Cody you are a gem of a person
PassiveCommenter
#6 In a lot of cartoons Ive seen, the stereotypical medieval meat is a hunk of meat on what looks like a femur. Usually way to large to be a bird (maybe an ostrich or emu) so I saw it as a leg of mutton, not turkey.
OtisTDrunk
#1
zombiejedediah
#18 the smell in seat 3 might be a bit off-putting
bekkayya
guess its time again to point this out: "could have gone pro" are old white men coping about their youth. "gifted burn out child" are traumatized young adults who would have rather grown up with their peers instead of being sent away to learn riddles
bekkayya
the old white men want you to think you're just as bad as them and so post shit like this. dont let them get in your head and invalidate your own fucking trauma you live with every single goddamn day. Its not your fault they cant deal with theirs and are fucking cringe about it
johnxbear
#5 crazy take to just assume they were homeless
zombiejedediah
#6 No. As a European, medieval food is gruel, salt pork and salt herring. Turkey doesn't enter into it.
PcJunky
#6 I always thought they were chicken legs or geese legs
NauseousPanda
#6 ah! Behold! A turkey - the only large bird in existance...
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
I like the 5G pterodactyl
memedrift2410
#5 truly a culture seeped in honor.
sabrinadiesatdawn
#15 I mean you can, and it requires the same level of consent
folded13
#21 - What I hear is "I bought these shoes not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Imagine my shock when I got home and realized that the only reason they were staying in place was that they had been nailed there."
Niagaran
#27 I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals
I M LIVID
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#17 can someone explain this to my friend
Quebeker
#1 it’s the zits isn’t it?
avenlanzer
#21 not a blacksmith, its a ferrier
boop66
#18 Easy, seat labeled 2 because acorn woodpeckers rule! And, you're also next to a majestic owl. AND you're furthest from the bathrooms where people do unspeakable things to plastic toilets after eating "vacation foods" for a week.
Niagaran
#17 Sounds like someone needs an anti-foaming agent. I started using "FermCap" a couple of years ago and my buckets haven't overflowed since. (I make homemade vodka & whiskey)
Gnakenheimer
#5 nowhere in the wiki does it say that the people were homeless. If you were at the wrong place and time, you could get tsujigiri'd
SalmySwims
I looked up Herxheim. Imma need a minute.
BaldProfessor
#2 anyone know what this font it? I lowkenuinely love it.
RecurringNightmare
www.whatfontis.com suggest CocoBikeR or a variant of that (okay, as the 8th match, weak) which can be downloaded and previewed at font.download (dunno if save, no guarantee) and that seems to match 100%...
BaldProfessor
Wow. I didn't even know that was a thing. Thanks!!
aShogunNamedMarcus
#3 I got a banner ad the other day saying "I was drinking 3 cans of Celsius a day but I switched to this way better brand" and all I could think was it would probably be healthier to do cocaine
StrangePaegan
I feel like I'd just rather do the coke.
spookyu
I can quit anytime! *Crippling caffeine withdrawal headache*
Puolitettupuolituttu
#6 Wait what? How and where are turkey legs considered European medieval food?
secretdpp
Pheasants are common in Europe and have big ol drumsticks
zombiejedediah
They're not.
Gruel. Occasionally salt pork.
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
Ren Fair
CommodoreCrunch
Aren't geese a much more common livestock in Europe? I wonder if this is simply misidentification. North Americans see a large roasted bird (goose) and assume it's turkey.
zombiejedediah
Goose is (still) for rich people & for Christmas.
thekeyofe
They're common at Ren Faires. To be faire (lol), the Renaissance was in the 1400's and 1500's, so like half that time period was after the discovery of the new world.
n0n53n53
In the US .
"Turkey legs are associated with King Henry VIII due to popular culture, especially the 1933 film The Private Life of Henry VIII, which depicted him eating them to show his gluttony"
Quixus
I am pretty sure it should have been a duck or goose leg or even a ham hock.
tinctures
Or a leg of mutton. I was pretty sure the visual reference was a leg of mutton, but the citation above makes sense, too.
justaguyinthebackrow
#1 I hope she got those open sores checked out.
TanithRosenbaum
I mean, given what the bread reminds him of of her, those were probably skin cancer, and she's dead...
rbudrick
In seriousness, this kind of bagel is the easest to spread cream cheese on. No worrying about working around the perimeter.
Yellowchopsticks
Shockingly, they turned out to be blueberries.
Evenmoreuselessname
Violet Beauregarde???
Richels
one horned, one eyed, purple pustule eater.
browncoatsforever
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnFqdTkxOW9qMXAzOHV2OTM2bjZ5cGR4ZXNqajlkbzU4ZDV1M3ZnYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l9FAwJOXYprFe/200w.webp
Richels
same o.0
BillyM00n
Upvoting because I see the cleverness but I'm asking you very clearly and directly, could you please use your brain for good and not for evil? Or just like, a little less evil?
Richels
i always updoot birbs