CommandMeNothing

442 pts ยท August 28, 2017


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1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ngl I read that as "six goggles" at first

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah Ocean City - I might not have a ton of great things to say about the Shore, but that boardwalk is definitely one of them, especially after experiencing the one in Virginia Beach.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel this, I chose Needful Things for a book report project in 8th grade, and my teacher pulled me aside and said, "Look, I know you can read this, and I know your mom knows you can read this, but I need her to sign this permission slip in case anyone else asks."

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Be the fastest ball!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love that The Chicks refused to back down and kept speaking up and making music, also loved that they dropped "Dixie" from their name. They're very talented badasses.

11 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Tossing in my own black gremlin Nyx into the ring to prove they are the best even with only a single brain cell

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what if you're full name is Katherine but you go by Kathy? Does your strength level default to the strongest, weakest, or somewhere in between? Signed, a Katherine that goes by Katie (the strongest of all).

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the name Scamper purely because of this weird little movie I watched as a kid ๐Ÿ’•

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

Man, Sprite Remix was amazing, tasted like liquid Skittles

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's related to Mogget

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wanna make it clear the downvote isn't because you disagree, it's that you apparently can't express your opinion without being needlessly dickish. You reduce her success to being b/c of her looks, which is almost always a shitty thing to do, and then complain that if you tried to tell stories about your similar experiences, people wouldn't find it funny. Seems like the issue might be *your* delivery, and that's a you problem, not a TT problem. Hope you have the day you deserve.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Agreed, I found several local outlets covering the individual protests, the bigger ones covered the *idea* of the protests before they happened, but I struggled to find many after the fact that explained how many states actually had turnout, which I feel would have had a more positive impact on how the movement was viewed. Since, y'know, the whole point was to show that there are people *everywhere* who want to stand up.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This scene is pure comedy gold, and my siblings and I quote it all the time

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The joke works totally fine without changing the spelling, too - "cobra" isn't spelled with a "k" but they didn't change that spelling in the set-up

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is it because the etymology of the verb "bugs" probably relates to entomology at some point?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Close, he says "well come on, bone man", with a fabulous emphasis on "bone." RIP Ken Page

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly would have been less creepy if he was

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*diss a geese

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for #23 I want that as a bumper sticker so bad.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's a kitty girl
In a kitty world
Got a pea brain
Drives us insane
(Alternatively: eats some plastic
Not fantastic)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, big pet peeve: they were not dead the whole time. I get why people were disappointed with the ending, but I feel like "they were dead the while time" is a huge oversimplification and either indicates someone didn't actually watch the show, were never invested in it enough to pay attention, or straight up didn't understand the ending.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Excellent dump, and you've made me officially decide that Rasputin is going in my wedding playlist.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LLLLLLLLLET'S GO!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0