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oooooo love a map
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yes… just babies
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Too real
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Eleanor :(
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true story
I love ocean city Maryland, shot this outside of a place we had a boozy breakfast
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please don’t hate me
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Friends from work tax
PB toothpaste is the best
All my photos are fuzzy cause my stupid case is scratched over the camera :(
Girl Spa Day
Friends
Sillies
You so handsome buddy
Goobers
He exploded
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So cute
Jimmy tax, such a good buddy
CommandMeNothing
Hell yeah Ocean City - I might not have a ton of great things to say about the Shore, but that boardwalk is definitely one of them, especially after experiencing the one in Virginia Beach.
tgeliot
#10 Better than the died-while-folding-a-fitted-sheet trope.
Fawin
#16 That would work on me. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2V5a3RwbWt1eTBmeXF4eHEzZDJ3ZWk5NDRnNXAydTY3a3UxemhpNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ch1zCx8tu6DQY/200w.webp
OrigamiBeetles
#19 name? No, fae child, there is no name for the call of the Faewilde. It's voice is heard deep in the bones, pulling at every level of your Changling heart.
My best advice is to read 'Smith of Wooton-Major,' by JRR Tolkien. It may answer questions you have yet to ask.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#5 Right?!
Kimsgrim
3 different vibrators, what are you proposing? That's a down payment on a car, you better be sure.
anjeleyezjr
As long as both parties are legal, there is no such thing as too old or too young for someone.
Brunomars1
#9 before a bunch of classless assholes sneak into the cemetery and break all the beauty.
MungChomper69420
Mumbles79
#24 Not so much this one, but "Love the Beast, yeah. 😢
stonetemplefox05
#23 you forgot to mention the bottomless mimosas and that I'll definitely be there.
dedpan
#23 A not-invited-to-the-party bus
FrenziiTheSuccubus
#26 i lived in a motel room like that for about 8 months, with a total of 6 people.
phenomanII
Looking at such majestic floofs, my eyes would get fuzzy too... Can't blame your camera
fortytwoembers
Ya know, you’ve got a point
Brunomars1
#7 if this happens to you, just become a country western singer, then you’ll be alright.
FisheswithDynamite
#33 true. But more importantly I'll also have less money! Way less money.
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
#12 is that too much to ask for?
PedroBenecol
I hate the word "unalive".
skye1013
Bring back code 187. Or MDK.
tylerlarson
FWIW it's no longer even useful anymore. It was originally used to circumvent automatic tagging/censoring of certain kinds of content because people would understand it at a glance while machines would not.
But now that it's well-known, it's just a synonym that sounds dumb.
EroticZombiePants
But "Undead" is cool, right?
badaltarboy
Especially when it becomes a past tense verb.
U N A L I V E D!
wylkyn
#32 Stupid cheap-shot ending for a good movie. Forget about that 500 foot tall monstrosity strolling by earlier, you have some fang-tentacled horror, giant scorpion monsters, spiders that shoot acid webs, flies that kill you with one sting, flying carnivores, and who knows what else. But suddenly none of that is a problem for human soldiers with their flame throwers and tanks, and the mist just blows away for no reason? I know that King liked that ending, but I thought it sucked.
nero4ty2
#12 I’ve been with my wife for almost 20 years, great home, 3 kids, we all love each other but all of the kids are at sleepovers tonight, there will be multiple things done that can’t be repeated in polite company, or really any company, but it’s gonna be fun
fortytwoembers
Fucking get it!! My husband and I are going on 19, it’s wild how you never get tired of seeing them naked.
wylkyn
#9 Are people really able to afford grave plots in this economy? I can't imagine paying rent after I'm dead. Just dump me anywhere.
CatShadowleaf
I'm donating my body. Not because I think it will help but because it'll be free.
wylkyn
My daughter wants to keep my skull. Unfortunately its not legal in the US.
CatShadowleaf
That is absolutely metal as fuck though. Rock on, kiddo.
graehall
Gosh those dog videos just made me feel good, I could feel my mood lift and my shoulders relax. Great post @OP
fortytwoembers
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Doismellbacon
#23 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3B1Y3FmZWs0aGE0eXR0eDR0b2E2MDM1b3hpamJqcWd5N3VucXg0ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/j6DOIrY4ydUhh1YHJT/200w.webp
fortytwoembers
mmmm bacon
PostalHeathen
#1 And they're asking on an "anonymous" survey that's on a numbered form, for some reason.
tavinjer
“You’re the only one who hasn’t completed the anonymous survey.”
TrashCanEnthusiast
It's very simple to record who voted without recording how they voted. This is how every election works, for example. Is your company respecting anonymity? Who knows, probably not. But this has nothing to do with it.
PeaceOnEarthGoodPornToAll
I wanna be friends with you and your work friends.
fortytwoembers
They’re all pretty amazing!
PeaceOnEarthGoodPornToAll
They learned it from you ;P
fortytwoembers
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ROBOTvsMAN
*zey prepare for hell
psugab
#3 ... Isn't that flirting?
johnson442
For Klingons?
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
That depends - for humans? Sometimes. For Cardassians? Absolutely.
middlenameconfusion
Maybe depends on what you're arguing about? If you're arguing about politics or religion on a first date, that seems like a red flag. If you're arguing about the best way to prove that Han shot first, schedule a second date.
EroticZombiePants
We aren't arguing. We're picking on each other. There's a difference.
Hununun
#28
fortytwoembers
IUpvoteFuturama
#46 The birds where you work must have very floofy nests
fortytwoembers
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IUpvoteFuturama
My doggo would shed all year long, and he had a double coat, so there was just oodles of hair. We'd brush him outside and let the birbs get the fur.
cmdshift3
#18 huh. A meme about a show with neither of the main actors, the show name, or even having the same “theme” as the show, but I know exactly what show they’re talking about. I feel like that show didn’t have THAT much cultural influence.
nvrgnagivuup
Omicron416
I respectfully submit that "cultural influence" does not always follow being very, very well-known.
EroticZombiePants
It had like a million seasons. That's probably enough to get it well known by default.
Omicron416
Please forgive the delay in my replay, especially as I agree with both of your statements, but my point is that being well-known is not the same as being a cultural influence. I mean, it's got it's fandom, but that's not the same.