heroes in the half shell

Jun 5, 2025 11:07 PM

I feel as though the reason that turtle which looks like a snapper is going toward something moving, is to see if it can eat it. If it gets to be the size of a full grown snapper, it will have no problem finding out if something is food.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Note, it’s an Australian animal, any that are overseas have been poached. It’s a protected reptile that requires a license to own.
Source: I have 2.

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Stay rad lil' buddy!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to have one as a pet. His name was Socrates and he was the best pet ever.

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Those fuckin subtitles

9 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What a cutie, I guess they can’t all be ninjas

9 months ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

What a cute comment

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Lana. LANA! It’s… it’s a… Teenage mutant dingus turtle!” - Archer, probably

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My Jimmy says Hello

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The turtles I saw today were less cute. Just a whole bunch of big algae-covered monsters givin' me the side-eye as I ran past. Turns out the sides of the trail I like to run are a favored nesting ground for snapping turtles.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How long to these little buddies live? After my 12 year old dog goes in the next few years and absolutely destroys me, is there a chance one of these little fellas will outlive me? Asking for a friend.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Oh my God

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I don't mean to be dramatic, but I would literally die for this turtle.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me neither, little turtle

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Very cute

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this AI?

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Behold, Dog!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are so many different species in this video...I hate this AI garbage.

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Squirtle

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I miss my Red Ears and Yellow Bellies chasing me as I walked by their tank.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not to mention the satisfying crunch

9 months ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 9

Stop eating our young!

9 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

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🎶🎵Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's🎵🎶

9 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

What they’re made of is a mystery, and where they come from no one knows!

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog.exe can run on a lot of platforms

9 months ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 0

…because it’s such a simple program

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Java of the animal world.

9 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Doom of the protein word

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Omg..I love it!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It has leukemia

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They are not super chill. My Speedie will take your finger off if can get hold of it.

9 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

/a/UJLBn03

9 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

How big they grow?

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As big as a dinner plate. Speedie is 20 years old and he’s about half that size.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

do they drink whiskey?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sharing. He definitely has the look of ‘I’d do it again!’

9 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tiktok subtitles need to die.

9 months ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 9

There are versions of subtitles available on Tictoc. Why people choose this obnoxious version is beyond me

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean "unalive"

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

At least it's not an AI voiceover..

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mean

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this

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

easier?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They really help people like me with auditory problems

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

They dont hate subtitles, but the frantic style of one word at a time rapidly flashing in the center of the screen, instead of just normal full phrase subtitles.

Im pretty sure well done subtitles are something most people like, esp if you dont want to turn the sound up or have trouble hearing.

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah this one here is one of the worst examples I've seen of this type. The words almost overlayed on each other. Normally I can read full sentences pretty quick with subs but these I struggled with.

9 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also means you have to focus more of your attention on the subtitles and less on the actual video or you miss words

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which means you have to rewatch the video. How sneaky.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought maybe it was an inclusive for all types thing, but I haven't heard any proof. If it's not to include more friends to the table, then burn these subtitles with fire.

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I can read and process information perfectly well, and they just make reading far more difficult for me. I imagine it'd probably be even worse for anyone with some kind of info processing disorder.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a matter of "ease" - phrasing takes work and brain power.

Single

Word

Subtitling

Is

Easier

And shitty

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I personally appreciate them so I can leave my volume off. Especially when I am in public or in bed with my husband.

9 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

I also don't often use audio, but I absolutely despise these idiotic *one word at the time* pop up subtitles.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They could use normal subtitles then. These single-word pop-up subtitles are designed to grab your attention and nothing else. TikTok doesn't care about you, just your attention.

Sad part is, nothing is going to change, because billions of people are becoming tiktok zombies now, even those not using that disgusting shitheap of an app.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sure, but they don't need to "burst," or be only one word at a time. There's a reason that normal subtitles just sit on the screen in full sentences. This obnoxious "style" is an eyesore at best and headache-inducing at worst.

9 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Ok but it also got somebody to use subtitles that maybe would not have otherwise

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I use subtitles a lot, but i agree that bubble popping style is hurting my head.. I hate it because i actually need them sometimes and i cant fucking read fast enough to be honest.. I would like subtitles to be whole sentances that are readable instead.

But i have heard other people who listens to videos at 2x speed that they prefer those fast popping subtitles..

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have kind of the opposite issue. With full sentences a I can read them at climpse 3 times faster than those stypid pop ups.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a comprehension thing. Spritz was the first I remember, waaay before Tiktok.

Tiktok has this wonderful way of giving people what they want.. And you'll find that if imgur started using these captions before Tiktok, you'd have everyone applauding how much easier they are...

If it wasn't better, people wouldn't use it. Tiktok trends aren't like memes with 15 years of history and rules to follow, it'll switch 180 week to week if that's the way the public want it

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"If it wasn't better, people wouldn't use it."

Is that why Microsoft released Windows Vista? Because it was much better than XP?

Every single time I see a video with this style of subtitles, I see at least one complaint about it in the comments, usually heavily upvoted.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vista was a massive improvement on XP as long as you didn't try to run it on your underspeced 4 year old XP machine.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I remember it being widely criticised as a bloated RAM-hog with completely unjustified system requirements. It was at any rate unpopular enough to have a Wikipedia page dedicated to criticism of it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Windows_Vista

The point I was making, which I'd thought was obvious, was simply that something being new doesn't guarantee it's better than what came before.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea cos an almost literally complete monopoly on operating systems is the same as videos on the Internet that have hundreds of millions of people competing for the same attention. Haha, cmon

You don't like it! That's cool. Lots of people didn't like seat belts at first! (that's not a fair comparison either, but when in Rome.. haha). Seriously tho, it's fine that it's not for you, not everyone has to like everything, but clearly more do like this. It has no value other than its attention keeping

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But it's not like I'm the lone dissenter and everyone else thinks it's great. Every person I've seen express an opinion on it has said they hate it, except you.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why its so dangerous and needs to be banned and have tons of money spent on propaganda campaigns against it... 'What if they people want to see what their govt is up to?'.. Yup, it shows you that too.

Ologarchy HAS to keep the gen Xers believing its just fortnite dances and thirst traps, or its all over

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahaha, yeah, it's definitely because TikTok is so great and is destroying the oligarchy with shitty subtitles that people oppose it. It has nothing to do with the Chinese government whatsoever.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, pretty much yea lol. The data that apparently needs to be so preciously guarded is all for sale legally anyway, haha. And a few moments on it (tbf, like 30-60mins for it to start to be really good at giving you what you wanna see) you'll see it's not Chinese propaganda or control. Just another social media site, but one that doesn't promote outrage (tho if you're an outrage fan it'll give it to you specifically I'm sure!)

Givr it a try. If you like it here you'll love it.

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