13423 pts · July 21, 2014
With friends like you, who needs friends?
What happened to that dog's face?
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equitable.
Gross.
I miss fat Kevin Smith, but I'm glad that the guy is healthy now.
Buzz Light-year was born on MLK Jr. Day? What a country!!! ?????❤️
Why will a lifeguard perform CPR for free, but my chiropractor charges me $200 per session?
I like how it says "when you surrender your dogs", as if most people reading this have given not just one, but SEVERAL dogs to shelters.
Why are you taking advice from the rapist?
Well, he did get HIV from fucking a lot.
Yeah, that's true. And the gorilla's name? Mutha fuckin Harambe. Seriously.
Something something prep time.
You don't wanna know what I use MY left hand for.
You're thinking of the 80s. Or maybe the early 00s.
Why would a construction worker stop to lift weights on their way home? Isn’t their job just one continuous workout?
Not me! No wait... yeah, no I do.
First time I’ve seen a cell phone holster look fucking badass.
about a year later when I asked him about it and discovered she had meant October Sky. Thanks for listening to my boring story!
Come on, that’s funny.
Don’t eat the tape measurer.
Man, Warhammer has really changed since I was a kid. The last time I played was 25 years ago, and back then it was more like standard D&D.
My boss is great, but I’m still gonna quit my job.
I thought it was a huge boil or infection being lanced. I’m a ruined man.
How do those even work?
Why do cats do that?
The voice that get ‘em moist.
*THY neighbor
Whoever cut it off did a shitty job. Did they use a weed whacked?
What happened to that dog's face?
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equitable.
Gross.
I miss fat Kevin Smith, but I'm glad that the guy is healthy now.
Buzz Light-year was born on MLK Jr. Day? What a country!!! ?????❤️
Why will a lifeguard perform CPR for free, but my chiropractor charges me $200 per session?
I like how it says "when you surrender your dogs", as if most people reading this have given not just one, but SEVERAL dogs to shelters.
Why are you taking advice from the rapist?
Well, he did get HIV from fucking a lot.
Yeah, that's true. And the gorilla's name? Mutha fuckin Harambe. Seriously.
Something something prep time.
You don't wanna know what I use MY left hand for.
You're thinking of the 80s. Or maybe the early 00s.
Why would a construction worker stop to lift weights on their way home? Isn’t their job just one continuous workout?
Not me! No wait... yeah, no I do.
First time I’ve seen a cell phone holster look fucking badass.
about a year later when I asked him about it and discovered she had meant October Sky. Thanks for listening to my boring story!
Come on, that’s funny.
Don’t eat the tape measurer.
Man, Warhammer has really changed since I was a kid. The last time I played was 25 years ago, and back then it was more like standard D&D.
My boss is great, but I’m still gonna quit my job.
I thought it was a huge boil or infection being lanced. I’m a ruined man.
How do those even work?
Why do cats do that?
The voice that get ‘em moist.
*THY neighbor
Whoever cut it off did a shitty job. Did they use a weed whacked?