Jerk cat’s reaction to $75 “FUN-der Dome”
When it rains, it pours.
I injected too many marijuanas. Enjoy these GIFts that keep on giving.
Five different collectible covers? Hell yes! I’ll take three of each!
MRW I bring my full basket of groceries to the “12 Items or Less” checkout line and end up having exactly 12 items
I stole this off Facebook and it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. C3PO is in no way programmed for hand to hand combat, especially against a high-level Sith Lord.
Wolverine by the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz
I work overnight shifts at a homeless shelter. It’s 3:30 a.m. and everyone is asleep except for me. I stand sentry, stoic and alone. Here’s some stuff from my phone for you to look at.
This painting sucks.
A few graphics I’ve found useful in the past.
Blessed be the Hulkamaniacs.
MRW the babe I met in an internet chat room takes a Greyhound to meet me in person.
A plane was grounded due to a “fart fight” between passengers.
I'm three years sober today!!!
Look at this tiny ass baby changing station I saw in a men’s room poop stall.
MRW I'm 9 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift at a homeless youth shelter and everyone is asleep but me.
Weird but true fact of the day.
MRW an elephant farts in my face, because I'm fuckin' weird and I think it's delicious.
Keep your chin up. Life rules.
Cause and effect.
FF3 Maps
Bully gets owned. Don't mess with the quiet big ones.
Fingercuffs.
MRW my punk ass nephew talks shit on Facebook just because he beat me at basketball for the first time in his life.
Hey Rust Cohle, what do you call the female version of the clown from that one Stephen King story?
"A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it." - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting
What the fuck?
Truth.
Savage dump: A cultural icon.
Can he?
Goddamnit.
Curry Sweet Potato Wedges! Delicious! Super easy to make! Nutritious! Cheap!
I'll never lose that loving feeling.
Mini dump for when you're taking a dump.
Brothers in life, reunited in death.
MRW the top comment on my post has more points than the post itself.
A reminder to all you Space Monkeys.
There's a strict "No Motorola Razr" policy at my university library.
Whenever I see a post sitting at -1 point in usersub.
Enjoy this amazing set of sweet, sweet titties.
Gotta stock up for the apocalypse!
When my GF takes control of the thermostat.
Right now, in Heaven:
I figured out something crazy!
Celebrity Mugshots!
What I say to my dad when I also get him a present on Mothers Day.
Goat Boy speaks truth.
How big things are, compared to other things.
It all makes sense now. I finally understand.
Gangster breakfast for playboys.
MRW Jesse Custer carves my scalp to resemble the tip of a wiener.
Indonesians dressing up their dead.
Who's with me?
BEHOLD!!! The great unifier!!!
Larry Armstrong reacts to news of his identical twin brother's untimely death.
Just found out my uncle looks just like the guy who plays King Robert on GoT, only goofier.
Happy Birthday Kurt!