ColonelSteveSanders

13423 pts · July 21, 2014


With friends like you, who needs friends?

Jerk cat’s reaction to $75 “FUN-der Dome”

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 312

When it rains, it pours.

Points 18
Comments 16
Views 534

I injected too many marijuanas. Enjoy these GIFts that keep on giving.

Points 1724
Comments 64
Views 142567

Five different collectible covers? Hell yes! I’ll take three of each!

Points 17
Comments 9
Views 790

MRW I bring my full basket of groceries to the “12 Items or Less” checkout line and end up having exactly 12 items

Points 5
Comments 6
Views 448

I stole this off Facebook and it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. C3PO is in no way programmed for hand to hand combat, especially against a high-level Sith Lord.

Points 14
Comments 17
Views 559

Wolverine by the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 875

I work overnight shifts at a homeless shelter. It’s 3:30 a.m. and everyone is asleep except for me. I stand sentry, stoic and alone. Here’s some stuff from my phone for you to look at.

Points 36
Comments 8
Views 2207

This painting sucks.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 241

A few graphics I’ve found useful in the past.

Points 6
Comments 26
Views 655

Blessed be the Hulkamaniacs.

Points 27
Comments 6
Views 960

MRW the babe I met in an internet chat room takes a Greyhound to meet me in person.

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 966

A plane was grounded due to a “fart fight” between passengers.

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 697

I'm three years sober today!!!

Points 2122
Comments 140
Views 122170

Look at this tiny ass baby changing station I saw in a men’s room poop stall.

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 142

MRW I'm 9 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift at a homeless youth shelter and everyone is asleep but me.

Points 37
Comments 6
Views 1609

Weird but true fact of the day.

Points -5
Comments 14
Views 394

MRW an elephant farts in my face, because I'm fuckin' weird and I think it's delicious.

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 787

Keep your chin up. Life rules.

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 583

Cause and effect.

Points 51
Comments 19
Views 1552

FF3 Maps

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 318

Bully gets owned. Don't mess with the quiet big ones.

Points 22
Comments 14
Views 940

Fingercuffs.

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 193

MRW my punk ass nephew talks shit on Facebook just because he beat me at basketball for the first time in his life.

Points -1
Comments 7
Views 90

Hey Rust Cohle, what do you call the female version of the clown from that one Stephen King story?

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 730

"A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it." - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting

Points 808
Comments 63
Views 23728

What the fuck?

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 515

Truth.

Points 22
Comments 8
Views 941

Savage dump: A cultural icon.

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 482

Can he?

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Comments 2
Views 251

Goddamnit.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 163

Curry Sweet Potato Wedges! Delicious! Super easy to make! Nutritious! Cheap!

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 505

I'll never lose that loving feeling.

Points 868
Comments 73
Views 71399

Mini dump for when you're taking a dump.

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 498

Brothers in life, reunited in death.

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 278

MRW the top comment on my post has more points than the post itself.

Points 1
Comments 7
Views 579

A reminder to all you Space Monkeys.

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 550

There's a strict "No Motorola Razr" policy at my university library.

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 182

Whenever I see a post sitting at -1 point in usersub.

Points 39
Comments 3
Views 1563

Enjoy this amazing set of sweet, sweet titties.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 372

Gotta stock up for the apocalypse!

Points 23
Comments 1
Views 108

When my GF takes control of the thermostat.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 404

Right now, in Heaven:

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 665

I figured out something crazy!

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Comments 2
Views 244

Celebrity Mugshots!

Points 70
Comments 16
Views 2549

What I say to my dad when I also get him a present on Mothers Day.

Points 121
Comments 18
Views 7108

Goat Boy speaks truth.

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 563

How big things are, compared to other things.

Points 107
Comments 25
Views 4098

It all makes sense now. I finally understand.

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 448

Gangster breakfast for playboys.

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 257

MRW Jesse Custer carves my scalp to resemble the tip of a wiener.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 851

Indonesians dressing up their dead.

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 457

Who's with me?

Points 37
Comments 21
Views 1504

BEHOLD!!! The great unifier!!!

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 626

Larry Armstrong reacts to news of his identical twin brother's untimely death.

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 679

Just found out my uncle looks just like the guy who plays King Robert on GoT, only goofier.

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 249

Happy Birthday Kurt!

Points 71
Comments 12
Views 3021
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