ChipWallace

6270 pts · January 16, 2016


Illustrator and graphic designer that enjoys sarcastic wit and inappropriate humor. Worked in the comic book industry back in the day 1993-2005. Currently own and operate a sign shop here in SC.

This sounds amazing. Written by Colbert, screenplay by his son, backed by Peter Jackson. A bunch of Tolkien nerds that respect the source material giving us something we never thought we'd get. I'm all in.

Of course, the usual YouTuber hate baiters are already bitching about how much this will suck.

Nothing better to do than sit around staring into their red-pilled palantiri all day I guess.

I'm so sick of people pre-hating things. What a hollow life, begging for clicks and likes.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My backyard has a lagoon. Last night while taking the dog out I passed my flashlight over the water as usual. Five sets of eyes were watching us. During the day you don't even see them.

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the pupper! Zapo says hello!

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Viral Monkey Punch" would be a great band name.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bears do not technically enter "true" hibernation, but rather state known as torpor. During this time, they drastically reduce their metabolism, heart rate, and body temperature to conserve energy when food is scarce. Unlike true hibernators, bears can wake up quickly and may move or leave their dens.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

LOL.

Fucksticks!, it never occurred to you when they accepted your bribe that they may have been dishonest?

Oh no, I can't believe the person I did a criminal thing with is a criminal.

...fucking clown shoes.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congress voted to NOT take action in regard to the Iran war back on the 4th.

"They considered a measure introduced by Sen. Tim Kaine and co-sponsored by Sen. Rand Paul that called for removing “the United States Armed Forces from hostilities with or against Iran, unless explicitly authorized by a declaration of war or a specific authorization for the use of military force.” Forty-seven senators voted in favor; fifty-three voted against. The vote was largely, but not entirely, on party lines."

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG, she has her own little Oompa Loompas!

Those kids are adorable.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Free speech doesn't mean saying whatever you want while being immune from getting punched in the face for what you said.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A process that can be artificially accelerated.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That little girl was so sweet and gentle with him. I also really appreciate the cat owner giving that little girl an interaction of a lifetime. That's a core memory right there.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy salamanders.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kerf, not curved.

It's a thin kerf blade. Kerf refers to the width of the cutting teeth on the blade. The blade he's using is probably about 1/16 thick which wouldn't really make for any noticeable break in the grain.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess maybe so. I'd love to visit a first world country someday, but I'm stuck here in the US.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I currently have three cats, butI've had eight cats in total throughout my life so far. Out of those eight only one, which was my second cat Max was super affectionate like this.

He passed away over 25 years ago and I will still miss him until the day I die.

With that said, I would absolutely love to have another cat like Max or Garfunkel here.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We lost this wonderful kind-hearted man, an amazing comedian, a master of his craft, almost 28 years ago.

The cast of SNL referred to him as the "glue" that held the entire show together during his tenure there.

He was a loss to his fans and a loss to the world as a whole.

Meanwhile, to this day, Andy Dick still walks the earth.

IYKYK

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Guinea pig mastiff.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey man, don't mess with the bumblebees. They make that tuna fish that I really like.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog goes everywhere with me. He rides in the back seat with his harness on.

Twice in my life I've actually seen a dog get thrown out of the back of a pickup. One was a slow turn and the dog hit the ground rolled got up and seemed to be fine. The other one was a sight I would not wish on anybody having to see.

1 week ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Also Aristotle from "Head of the Class"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad genetics that cause sociopathy and malignant narcississm?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were never "androids", always replicants.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say we strap him with explosives and airdrop him in.

We can call it Operation: Ladybugs

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I worked as an RSO and was about to post the same thing. Some of the biggest issues at the range were police. In my experience it was due to them never really handling a gun. It was just viewed as an accessory to the uniform. I had one officer who HATED guns. They would leave their off duty gun, which they were required to carry, in their locker at the station. Had another that was fumbling with his new gun in the stall, he thought it was broken because he didn't know how to work the safety.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, it's so ingrained in me I even hold a cordless drill with my finger off the trigger pointed at the ground.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I worked as an RSO. I would have immediately grabbed him and booted him off the range. No re-entry until you take and pass a safety course....my safety course.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hands down, that is the best Samus cosplay I have ever seen. Fit, finish and proportions are spot on.

Absolutely outstanding!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He needs to be strung up by his "ladybugs".

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0