Chewmaca

644 pts ยท May 30, 2019


Peel it off and go stick it on something in the vegan section.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

12+ hour day, make sure you bring snacks!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Must be they are not raking enough?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She pumps steel.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bet if they leveled every one to 3% with no right offs we all be ahead.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the word yesterweek it may not be a "real word" but you know which week I am referencing.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be intergalactic bridge crew?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, Alita: Battle Angel?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I added a hotdog to my tapatio burrito

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#14 I hope they named it something good like High-1-1.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#12 And if you jumb under a train you stay there forever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They just don't want their current employees know they are paying new hires more.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see Daria as the opposite of Dora, and I like it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pink, blue, orangeish, purpleish, pink, yellow, dark yellow, dark orange, greybrown, tan, grey, pink, green, brown, dark brown, my soul.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#47 what about sarcastically?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

U walk into a room, a person looks glued to the wall startled you're are there. You noticed a faint glow coming from the side of their butt

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We would do this in our kaohsiung boats in Portland.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That what dragon boat paddling looks like in real time.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aye!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You misspelled baguette.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you know how hard that fish worked to collect all those bubbles?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the Python I expected

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep waiting for the typewriter to *ding*

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just did it!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will take one Issac please.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What came first, the cougar or the cougar?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0