Diablero666
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May 9, 2023 7:48 PM
Diablero666
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JangoF76
#1 Guess I'm a dog then?
CatShadowleaf
#16 If the devil tried to make me wear a bra I'd punch him in the face too
FreelanceSpermDonor
...but he still manages to steal Mary's bra for late night entertainment. Devil win.
CaptainHyperbole
#14 you’re supposed to turn down the burner, less HOT!
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
#1 I feel odd for being able to eat the same thing for days, or even weeks at a time and not tire of it. Then again I grew up in a household that was so broke we often had no choice but to go days without food. So I guess I learned to not be picky that way.
EmeraldLight
#1 *laughs in autistic with a safe food*
Robbann
#1 sometimes it's easier to cook alot of food at once, and then just eat that for a few days straight
pooFIinger
#25 You mean "impressive Mork"
angiepai
#1 I don’t mind eating the same meal a bunch of times. I mean not three times a day everyday.. but still
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
#3 I can't find the pearl.
umbrellamaker
I'm not sure it exists
Calicious
#1 I eat the same meal twice per day, every day. 1/2 lbs of greens and 1/2 lbs of lean meat. It's easy, tasty, and low enough calories that my third meal can just be a big ol' bag of Twizzlers if I want.
JAPONfan
#1 my dude, when you're poor, work 12 hour shift you're pretty content when you can eat two same meals in a row.
NikkiHuskyMum87
I eat the same thing 6 or 7 days in a row, but I'd never be so bold as to call it a meal
adiving
Hell I'm not even poor anymore, or well not that poor. And if I buy caulliflower with pulled pork tonight, it's caulliflower and pulled pork for the next 3 days.
murderhobbit
#1 i eat the same thing almost every day for breakfast and have a small list for dinner when I'm not treating myself or out on the town. It's almost a routine and makes tracking what I eat so much easier. It's actually nice
CannotBeBanned
#1 I quite enjoy eating the same lunch every week. Makes it easy. I'll eat the same supper 3 to 4 times in a row. Make it easy people
DaveSamsonite
#3 everything reminds me of her
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#24 That's a Saturday evening party at CVS. Every Saturday we had to take down several hundred of these sale tags from the previous sale, before putting up hundreds more for the coming week, often on the same items which we just removed a sale tag from. All while the store is open. The best time to shop at CVS is Saturday evening around supper time when BOTH sales are active.
swedeonamoose
#1 gimme meatballs and pasta and i can eat that 7 days in a row no problem.
TheNamiKage
#3 sorry wheres the pearl? I dont see it.
croyvenops
#6 My perv ass thought it meant "Luv Thicc"
EroticZombiePants
#24 As someone that's worked in a grocery store, you really need to put the labels on every single product because there are people too stupid to figure it out otherwise.
myrealnames
#20 ... SportsNight?
Rootabaga
slom
murderhobbit
#10 me last week realizing I played Jedi Survivor until 2am
SubTrout
#24 Okay this is actually part of a former job I had from a corporate standpoint. You cannot win with signs because you're fighting the average intelligence of a shopper and also dumbass higher ups. You use a generic "X brand on sale" sign and every idiot asks if it's on sale because each item isn't signed. But then corp dipshits make the sales shitty with too many exclusions or conditions so you can't accurately use a generic catch all sign either.
ArcaneM37
Cvs corporate wastes so much plastic issuing new sale flags to every store every week like this. You should see the stack of printouts beforr they are placed.
KaJuN
Those shelves look like they're in a Meijer so the sale is something like "Get one bottle of This Product FREE with purchase of 19 bottles of This Product"
Deathpunkin
HOW COULD I PASS UP A DEAL LIKE THAT?!
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
And you can't see shit
bigdaddydipsht
I've put the stickers up. It's not a bad way to make $8 an hour at 2 AM. Definitely not the worst job I've ever had. Just the worst paying.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
There's also pricing laws in different states that require items to be clearly labeled with the current price, etc.
Lrgp39
Used to do this at a rite aid. Pulling the stickers off Friday night and putting new ones up Saturday. I loved doing that job
RetailCat
Went to the comments to say this. Absolutely. Both sides are incredibly stupid for different reasons. The best thing you can do is just put them up everywhere. They’ll still ask questions, but the answer is a much easier “yes”.
Ellisd83
#1 You can barely tell if you have sleep for dinner every other night
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#16 I can't decide if the devil is trying to steal her bra, or is trying to force her to wear one, but she's having none of it.
InfocalypseRising
I’ll make a big pot of pasta and have it for 4 meals in a row. No problem here, I make banging pasta.
WhatAreYouTalkingAboutEh
SLOM
moonshadowkati
When I was a broke junkie, eating the same cheap meal over and over did not bother me.
MechKelly
Same. Sober with money and still do that out of laziness or lack of ideas for what to make.
Ninjainslippers
Shit I wasn't even a junkie, just a college student. Top ramen and frozen hash brown patties were like 99% of my diet. Oh and the $1 totinos party pizzas.
superfluffysheep
When I was working two jobs right after college, I would take the same meal for lunch to both jobs for 6 months. I was so done with PB&J for about a year after that.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Same with me, but I'm just autistic
MeatVegetable
Same; eggs, banana, orange everyday for breakfast.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Banana used to be blech to me but I've accepted them again
demolitionlover09
#21 I feel I’m missing something. Or are we just saying a small dog can’t eat that in one sitting?
magmakensuke
I think the joke is supposed to be something like it's dog meat inside or something but as someone who buys that but for cats, it having dog nice and big is exactly what I want so I don't have to sort through
demolitionlover09
Haha, that makes sense. Thanks!