Finely Aged Memes, Part 6

Aug 18, 2022 6:25 PM

Chocofreak13

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I’m excited that this is the cover image.

Having trouble getting photos off my phone, so this is a last resort.

Neon Blart Paulgelion is my Lock Screen, has been for years, and probably will be for several more.

*sigh*

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Wait a minute—

Centaurs are technically insects, so tbh I wouldn’t mind seeing some art of them with that emphasized.

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In case you needed some nightmares tonight.

Smart.

Do I get more points if I’ve had several

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Ouch.

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b u u u u r n

I mean, I’d be okay with it.

I took this photo when I was in training at [LARGE ORANGE HOME IMPROVEMENT STORE], because it begs the question, what happens when Karen *IS* the manager..?

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@Feralkyn , @DareDemon666 , @T3hi84n2g

I wouldn’t put this past some of the cats I’ve had.

I approve this message.

I feel like they functionally misunderstood the story

Might be good for your back.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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I mean, we had and have Pokémon, too.

Yuuuuup.

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It’s important to find a partner that compliments you. For example, my ex was constantly generating body heat, which was great for my constantly freezing ass

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I firmly believe that we don’t really grow up, we just get better and better at faking it.

This isn’t enough?

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I could get behind this, but for real.

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R o m a n c e

Aw…

She’s in the other room, but thanks, I’ll let her know.

Go to the Walmart instead. Those ones are cool.

Schexy

#41 VAXXED

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#4 mawp

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#5 We will pass your concerns along to the council. For now, please return to your post.

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BTW, the sound in your ear, starting a little bit louder and then getting more silent until it's gone, is one of your hearing-cells dieing

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#1 I'd say only fans was involved

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#47 what about sarcastically?

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#1 "So is spaghetti until it's wet."

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#15 I have 5 of these, 6 if you include the depression. And 4 are hooked up to the TV still. Classics.

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Lost my childhood N64 (don’t share a storage unit with an ex), but my BFF gave me an SNES for my birthday. :0

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@op you started out aggressive and didn't let up for a second. Love it

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I aim to please!

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#35 I was chit chatting with a coworker who was waiting to go into a meeting I knew they were going to fire him in. They called him in and

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The last thing he said to me was "oh well, I guess it's a mute point." And I said nothing.

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#21 damn straight she did. Couldn't believe the nerve of her trying that crap on

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#43 - A/C, convenience store beer, and when it gets dark we can go out and eat street food.

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#23 ... I am completely lost on this one- I'm begging... someone please explain

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I'm assuming since Karen is the manager, she will eventually need to speak to a manager. Now they have 2.

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I don't get it either

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Sorry! Thought it was funny since Karens usually want to talk to the manager, so it’s weird that one IS here. Like a snake eating its tail.

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Thanks- Now I get it

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You weren’t wrong.

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For some the few weeks or months of covid lockdowns were an inconvenience. For others it's everyday life :/

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I had to quarantine this past January at my sister’s house up north. It was nice spending time with the kids, but also it was a good day 1/2

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If we got to 0 F (-17.7 C). Wind speeds were also usually in the 25mph (40km/h) range. I stayed in the guest room with the heater on high.

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#8 LOL!!!!!

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#45 I think sarcasticmommy might be married to sarcasticdaddy

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#44 ...Bueller...Bueller...?

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#1 shove some sketti in there

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#22 as a parent, I have no problem with this.

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nyan nyan moose

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That moose is amazing.

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I’m from New England, that is a completely accurate depiction of a Moose.

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2nded under similar qualifications.

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Tinnitus f**king sucks. I hope there is a cure/massive reduction in the future

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Something that helped me a lot Cup your hands over your ears and tap the base of your skull (not too hard) like bongo hope that helps!

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It didn't bother me too much, until covid. It gets unbearable some times.

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Something that helped me a lot Cup your hands over your ears and tap the base of your skull (not too hard) like bongo hope that helps!

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About that Monopoly one, the game was literally invented to demonstrate issues with capitalism.

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If anyone can get far enough in the game to actually contemplate those issues, I feel like they deserve actual money.

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The Parker Brothers stole the game from the woman who invented it and made ridiculous profit, somewhat ironically

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Do NOT get me started on the physiology of centaurs.

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Would a cow centaur still have 4 stomachs? 5? 2?

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4. Same as a cow. The added mass from a human half would be minimal, a human stomache would be worthless. So same as normal cow

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I’m coming at this from a breeding standpoint, I think. Since a human has one, would they average out to two? Or just add them for 5?

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As I said, neither. The human half of centaurs would not have any value from human sized organs. They could not sustain the mass. Assume 4

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#1

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"Might be good for your back." ... why would you sleep on the conference table and not the included bed?

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Because I have a REALLY bad back.

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Centaurs have six limbs, sure, but they have endoskeletons, not exoskeletons. There are more determinants than number of limbs.

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My bad. Still a cool art concept, though.

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Yeah, pretty sure being a mammal quadruple disqualifies them from being insects.

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#19 Yeah right, physicist can get laid. Have you ever smelled them? At least chemists have deodorant.

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Honestly I laughed way too hard thinking about the dudes I went to school with for engineering. So. Awkward.

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Mathematician: “oh sorry, I didn’t see you guys way over there.”

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Nice try, engineer

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I will say, my grandpa was an engineer and had 5 kids. He’s also still going strong at 95. So apparently a fruitful path, in many ways.

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Chemist, not engineer.

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#2 My default answer to "guess what" is "you're dying?" They'll never ask you to guess again.

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I should steal this.

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There was an Am I The Arsehole? post where someone’s husband made her guess on the phone which one of her relatives had just died.

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Yeah, I remember listening to that! There’s socially unaware, and then there’s that. Dude needs to do some soul searching at the very least.

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Thank you my child. Stolen.

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#28 Justice. Fucking. Served.

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What was the chilli powder for?

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Pain

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Some people have different ideas of what "Let's get him" entails.

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Just seems either pointless or brilliantly diabolical, i hope for the latter but i dont understand the purpose.

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Prayhaps to blind or disorient him? Make him truly suffer as he pays the fine for his crimes.

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#44 Robocop?

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Class of Nuke 'Em High ?

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Wasn't the answer right there? Anyone? Anyone?

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I'd buy that for a dollar!

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Conan the Barbarian?

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Goonies

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Man, i gotta watch that again

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Nah, it was definitely Predator.

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LadyHawke

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Basic Instinct

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My first guess was Maximum Overdrive, but the "Anyone? Anyone?" made me realize it was Ferris Bueller

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The Faculty?

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90s! Good film though ?

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And the kids are pretending to be sick to watch the sequals. Go to school kids nothing to see here....ok maybe a bit of 2 run from 3, run!

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*child sent home for shooting another kid in the dick*

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Is it bad that I could see this happening in America?

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Not enough dickshootings in America sadly...

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(Idk if you’re being sarcastic) I was thinking Ferris Bueller.

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Chik-a, chik-ahhh

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Welp. I thought Carrie…

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My 1st thought was ET, then Ferris, but then I thought the joke is that's the premise of a lot of 80s movies?

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ET or Ferris were my guess...

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I think the "Anyone? Anyone?" was the dead giveaway to it being Ferris Bueller but my first guess was goonies, and then thought this as well

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MMBAOW-BAOW. Ohhhh Yeeeaaaahhh

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Chicka-chicka!

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Ohhhhh I was thinking Neverending Story

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You and I might be going to hell.

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Gladly!

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