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I’m excited that this is the cover image.
Having trouble getting photos off my phone, so this is a last resort.
Neon Blart Paulgelion is my Lock Screen, has been for years, and probably will be for several more.
*sigh*
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Wait a minute—
Centaurs are technically insects, so tbh I wouldn’t mind seeing some art of them with that emphasized.
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In case you needed some nightmares tonight.
Smart.
Do I get more points if I’ve had several
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Ouch.
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b u u u u r n
I mean, I’d be okay with it.
I took this photo when I was in training at [LARGE ORANGE HOME IMPROVEMENT STORE], because it begs the question, what happens when Karen *IS* the manager..?
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@Feralkyn , @DareDemon666 , @T3hi84n2g
I wouldn’t put this past some of the cats I’ve had.
I approve this message.
I feel like they functionally misunderstood the story
Might be good for your back.
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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I mean, we had and have Pokémon, too.
Yuuuuup.
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It’s important to find a partner that compliments you. For example, my ex was constantly generating body heat, which was great for my constantly freezing ass
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I firmly believe that we don’t really grow up, we just get better and better at faking it.
This isn’t enough?
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I could get behind this, but for real.
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R o m a n c e
Aw…
She’s in the other room, but thanks, I’ll let her know.
Go to the Walmart instead. Those ones are cool.
Schexy
GoodJuJuuu
#41 VAXXED
FuzzyMedic
#4 mawp
GabrielRRL
#5 We will pass your concerns along to the council. For now, please return to your post.
Blink4yes
BTW, the sound in your ear, starting a little bit louder and then getting more silent until it's gone, is one of your hearing-cells dieing
OriginalPiR8
#1 I'd say only fans was involved
Chocofreak13
Chewmaca
#47 what about sarcastically?
FancySharkDinnerParty
#1 "So is spaghetti until it's wet."
1PoorThor
#15 I have 5 of these, 6 if you include the depression. And 4 are hooked up to the TV still. Classics.
Chocofreak13
Lost my childhood N64 (don’t share a storage unit with an ex), but my BFF gave me an SNES for my birthday. :0
BastardMan1977
@op you started out aggressive and didn't let up for a second. Love it
Chocofreak13
I aim to please!
stonetemplefox05
#35 I was chit chatting with a coworker who was waiting to go into a meeting I knew they were going to fire him in. They called him in and
stonetemplefox05
The last thing he said to me was "oh well, I guess it's a mute point." And I said nothing.
MrAndyPuppy
#21 damn straight she did. Couldn't believe the nerve of her trying that crap on
3llt33
#43 - A/C, convenience store beer, and when it gets dark we can go out and eat street food.
YourIceCreamMan
#23 ... I am completely lost on this one- I'm begging... someone please explain
InnovativePurgatory
I'm assuming since Karen is the manager, she will eventually need to speak to a manager. Now they have 2.
MultiOfPersonality
I don't get it either
Chocofreak13
Sorry! Thought it was funny since Karens usually want to talk to the manager, so it’s weird that one IS here. Like a snake eating its tail.
YourIceCreamMan
Thanks- Now I get it
T3hi84n2g
Chocofreak13
You weren’t wrong.
ourari
For some the few weeks or months of covid lockdowns were an inconvenience. For others it's everyday life :/
Chocofreak13
I had to quarantine this past January at my sister’s house up north. It was nice spending time with the kids, but also it was a good day 1/2
Chocofreak13
If we got to 0 F (-17.7 C). Wind speeds were also usually in the 25mph (40km/h) range. I stayed in the guest room with the heater on high.
MirtoLegrand
#8 LOL!!!!!
Gopher1964
#45 I think sarcasticmommy might be married to sarcasticdaddy
OphelianAshe
#44 ...Bueller...Bueller...?
Chocofreak13
wasiteverreal
#1 shove some sketti in there
LullabyJones
#22 as a parent, I have no problem with this.
DrDadJokes
nyan nyan moose
ourari
That moose is amazing.
Chocofreak13
I’m from New England, that is a completely accurate depiction of a Moose.
dirtybarnacles
2nded under similar qualifications.
Yourname942
Tinnitus f**king sucks. I hope there is a cure/massive reduction in the future
KittyApocalypse
Something that helped me a lot Cup your hands over your ears and tap the base of your skull (not too hard) like bongo hope that helps!
Whiskeyramen
It didn't bother me too much, until covid. It gets unbearable some times.
KittyApocalypse
Something that helped me a lot Cup your hands over your ears and tap the base of your skull (not too hard) like bongo hope that helps!
BitLizard
About that Monopoly one, the game was literally invented to demonstrate issues with capitalism.
Chocofreak13
If anyone can get far enough in the game to actually contemplate those issues, I feel like they deserve actual money.
BitLizard
The Parker Brothers stole the game from the woman who invented it and made ridiculous profit, somewhat ironically
5omeWhiteGuy
Do NOT get me started on the physiology of centaurs.
Chocofreak13
Would a cow centaur still have 4 stomachs? 5? 2?
5omeWhiteGuy
4. Same as a cow. The added mass from a human half would be minimal, a human stomache would be worthless. So same as normal cow
Chocofreak13
I’m coming at this from a breeding standpoint, I think. Since a human has one, would they average out to two? Or just add them for 5?
5omeWhiteGuy
As I said, neither. The human half of centaurs would not have any value from human sized organs. They could not sustain the mass. Assume 4
omgstopithurtsnvmilikeit
#1
beesleep
"Might be good for your back." ... why would you sleep on the conference table and not the included bed?
Chocofreak13
Because I have a REALLY bad back.
baroncognito
Centaurs have six limbs, sure, but they have endoskeletons, not exoskeletons. There are more determinants than number of limbs.
Chocofreak13
My bad. Still a cool art concept, though.
Blackcurry328
Yeah, pretty sure being a mammal quadruple disqualifies them from being insects.
ChernoGamma
tocfanke4
#19 Yeah right, physicist can get laid. Have you ever smelled them? At least chemists have deodorant.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Honestly I laughed way too hard thinking about the dudes I went to school with for engineering. So. Awkward.
CommunCreator
Mathematician: “oh sorry, I didn’t see you guys way over there.”
astamurti
Nice try, engineer
Chocofreak13
I will say, my grandpa was an engineer and had 5 kids. He’s also still going strong at 95. So apparently a fruitful path, in many ways.
tocfanke4
Chemist, not engineer.
RideTheStimutacs
#2 My default answer to "guess what" is "you're dying?" They'll never ask you to guess again.
Chocofreak13
I should steal this.
skathir
There was an Am I The Arsehole? post where someone’s husband made her guess on the phone which one of her relatives had just died.
Chocofreak13
Yeah, I remember listening to that! There’s socially unaware, and then there’s that. Dude needs to do some soul searching at the very least.
Gopher1964
Thank you my child. Stolen.
LespritDeLescalier22
#28 Justice. Fucking. Served.
Tashi666
What was the chilli powder for?
LespritDeLescalier22
Pain
Username62611
Some people have different ideas of what "Let's get him" entails.
Tashi666
Just seems either pointless or brilliantly diabolical, i hope for the latter but i dont understand the purpose.
Larsiam
Prayhaps to blind or disorient him? Make him truly suffer as he pays the fine for his crimes.
nailclippersofdoom
#44 Robocop?
MaxWar
Class of Nuke 'Em High ?
GloveFullaVaseline
Wasn't the answer right there? Anyone? Anyone?
Smayds
I'd buy that for a dollar!
flipj
Conan the Barbarian?
DrDadJokes
Goonies
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Man, i gotta watch that again
jesusisherelookbusy
Nah, it was definitely Predator.
theyar
LadyHawke
NZSheeps
Basic Instinct
binkyboy876
My first guess was Maximum Overdrive, but the "Anyone? Anyone?" made me realize it was Ferris Bueller
Rustedgear93
The Faculty?
MostlyReplyWithGifs
90s! Good film though ?
ICraveStarDamage
And the kids are pretending to be sick to watch the sequals. Go to school kids nothing to see here....ok maybe a bit of 2 run from 3, run!
darthstormer
*child sent home for shooting another kid in the dick*
NZSheeps
Is it bad that I could see this happening in America?
Clayman8
Not enough dickshootings in America sadly...
3PiecesOfBread
Chocofreak13
(Idk if you’re being sarcastic) I was thinking Ferris Bueller.
PoopSammich
Chik-a, chik-ahhh
metalMYA
Welp. I thought Carrie…
Manumittance
My 1st thought was ET, then Ferris, but then I thought the joke is that's the premise of a lot of 80s movies?
thepawi
ET or Ferris were my guess...
Marick2Die
I think the "Anyone? Anyone?" was the dead giveaway to it being Ferris Bueller but my first guess was goonies, and then thought this as well
WeDontDeserveGoldens
MMBAOW-BAOW. Ohhhh Yeeeaaaahhh
blackmetalcoyote
Chicka-chicka!
devilsrevolver
Ohhhhh I was thinking Neverending Story
Rohloc
Chocofreak13
You and I might be going to hell.
Rohloc
Gladly!
petrolhead1987