CatShadowleaf

17682 pts ยท November 18, 2022


My dad used to live off of orange Kool-aid and Mountain Dew, and for most of my 42 years he has had debilitating kidney stones. The last time they opened him up they took out over 30 of the little fuckers. They have used ultrasound to break up big ones several times, too. Last year I had my very first one. I called him yelling that I got his shitty kidney stone genetics. Now I chug down half a gallon of water every day trying to make it so it doesn't happen again. Hydrate, folks. Start now.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby's just mad because they won't let him put his face on money until he's dead.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They will absolutely do all of that. My concern is that we'll let them.

21 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Does he shave? Or even trim? Equal effort or nothing.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Because kids are thoughtless, selfish creatures that are always hungry?

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It smells so good, though.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take pictures and video of them. We need to identify and shame these fucks.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

42, my parents are still waiting for Ye Olde Babymaking Clock to start ticking.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Be careful, my nose got broken the first time because of one of these.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but every year after for about 5-7 years school/work/news had some kind of moment of silence.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah and he was going to cure hunger some years back, so what

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6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We absolutely create our own demons, every time. No wonder Americans like Iron Man.

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine what that cake would look like if it was the proper Miyazaki style.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belle knew, though.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 I feel called out.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zelda/AC: Odyssey flashbacks.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today I fucking learned. Holy shit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they're not friends, or you need better ones.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She looks like she loves it and that's really the important part.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I spent 8 years in the Navy. I'd fall off a fucking bench pointing and laughing at them as fucking suckers, because that was what I was too.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've been doing layoffs even with their stock price goes up. Fuck 'em.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 Honestly with the amount a bucket/box of chicken costs these days I'd scream too.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In contrast to this, Billy Porter.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I can't smell the peach/nectarine bin from three feet away, they ain't ripe.

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Bless you, for you are doing Lesbos' work.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, the only ethical consumption under capitalism is pussy.

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