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Mar 24, 2026 2:11 PM
SkyPigeon123
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FelonyRaptor
When I turned 27 I was supposed to die as a huge rock star but that didn't happen at all.
TheSaucyBaconator
Soul of baby is deeeeleeeshuuuuuus! 🤪
SacrificialClam
Wow, men always trying to tell women how to eat
Stumpkiller
I have found pork to be an excellent substitute.
Theniyaal
prfesser
For those about to turn 27 I strongly recommend "How To Raise Your IQ By Eating Gifted Children" by Lewis B. Frumkes. Includes recipes.
EMHPicardo
iamarealwizard
They're eating the babies, they're eating the toddlers, they're... they're eating the children in the street.
QuanticChaos
Frustaz
Perhaps if you're a lunatic
duktayp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
therandombagofmeat
Harm
Low iron? Keep the spinach for the taste,but you'll find way more benefits in blood sausages, lentils,beans or seafood.
NussKnuspermix
Not the point but spinach is actually pretty low on Iron and the reason everyone thinks that was literally a typo from the late 19th century.
ISayShenanigans
Someone out there is in the mood for a "California Cheeseburger."
#Ii1xZvB
ImNotYourHuckleberry
That's gross, shouldn't eat that raw. A few hours in the oven should do the trick
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Look, maybe someone's Modest Proposal was particularly persuasive, you don't know!
nothingunused
Now they're eating the dogs, the cats, AND the babies?
peosratta
Vitamin dick
sfbiker
It's easier to just eat a baby -- and they are free for the taking from the park, just point into the distance and say "Hey, where did she get a pumpkin spice latte in this season!?", then when mom is distracted, help yourself to a free baby from her stroller.
neospor1n
My wife is 40 and craves basically anything edible…except fruit but that’s a long story
IHateItH3r3
I guess that's one way to tell everyone you're horny
cattlegrazer82
That's what Popeye eats when he's craving tender, juicy baby meat.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
*Stares in Swee'Pea* https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHY1eHlpM2NxYzRlcWp3NG93ODY3enRzZXpweTk4YmlmeDN0aGZrbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kJkRuH2gKEodnvJaRy/200w.webp
wadatahmydamie
Maybe that’s why Olive Oyl got the abortion
PicassoCT
Spinach is rich in irony thanks to dot mistakes
Silent1fd
https://youtube.com/shorts/3GUZxsWadng?si=szFBNyCDDmGNJYoa
mak10z
i mean, it was a modest proposal
theshinobi23
Zanzetuken
It appears as though I wasn't Swift enough to make this reference first!
DragonThunderUndertaking
This is so expected I unpissed myhself.
Zixtank
I'm 36. I dispise children.
CatShadowleaf
42, my parents are still waiting for Ye Olde Babymaking Clock to start ticking.
DYLANLEE79
Veal.... suffering adds flavor!
RooGryphon
Thats the microplastics
aShogunNamedMarcus
The other OTHER white meat
Greypuppy
spinch is green
RooGryphon
So tjis white meat... prep it like pork, correct?
aloharamada
Yep, that's why they call it long pig.