When I was but a small lad, I went to visit my step aunts farm. She had horses and stuff and it was my first time being on a farm. I was walking around and her rooster was stalking me. He would get close and then try to peck at my feet. If I turned around he would look away and pretend nothing happened. I asked my aunt what to do. She said to grab the pipe next to me and 'chase him'. So I did. He didn't bother me the rest of the trip.
How are so many people spot on with their Wednesday outfit/looks? Is it just generic enough to be not so hard to emulate? Every cosplay I see of this shtick, the person looks like 95% or more bang on what Jenna/Wednesday does.
Definitely kicking them with thongs on your feet but I have raised chickens and had a rooster that was attacking everyone on the farm , and one kick solved the problem for me. Not everyone else but for me. I always watched my back after that.
Not all grow these gnarly spurs. Some just have nubbies there and others have none. Some folks breed them to be huge. Chickens are highly customizable.
gomi182
owlowl
very unusual series of events
JRaven419
Looks like Wednesday evening
vwzzjxv6f9101
My mother-in-law was attacked by her rooster he became that nights dinner.
MrImmaculate
Anyone need my granny's Coq Au Vin recipe? Use a cheap burgundy that you'd actually drink, but save the expensive stuff for the table.
jumpbus360
When chickens attack. Or, "Chicken Attack."
Iwilltryandmakeajokeofit
When I was but a small lad, I went to visit my step aunts farm. She had horses and stuff and it was my first time being on a farm. I was walking around and her rooster was stalking me. He would get close and then try to peck at my feet. If I turned around he would look away and pretend nothing happened. I asked my aunt what to do. She said to grab the pipe next to me and 'chase him'. So I did. He didn't bother me the rest of the trip.
VampKillian
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JacktheKind
Is the second season any good?
mjperk
How are so many people spot on with their Wednesday outfit/looks? Is it just generic enough to be not so hard to emulate? Every cosplay I see of this shtick, the person looks like 95% or more bang on what Jenna/Wednesday does.
CatShadowleaf
Zelda/AC: Odyssey flashbacks.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
That's why when I had chickens, I did not have any roosters.
0RocketCat0
"I have no difficulties with taking honest criticisms constructively. That said, you're going in the soup."
TanoPrime
Had a rooster terrorize me when I was really small - like it wasn’t much smaller than I was - I was so happy when it went in the soup.
jethroismaxbaer5772
She still has so far to go. She didn't even try to use her chanclas.
graceinsheepsclothing
I despise a flogging rooster.
relsky
Overly aggressive roosters go in the pot.
Tatsumaru004
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KingOfTheImgurians
You tell em Big D. See if anyone gets the reference.
TimmyTimm
Dozens of us, Farmer
oldguyexlurker
At least she didn't chicken out.
itrytoonlysaypositivethings
She literally has 100s of videos like this on her TikTok, and they're all getting 100K+ views, some even millions. What!?
CeoHuntingSeason
she seems to live in poverty so I guess this is her source of income, more power to her if this gets her some money.
Bgone
How else would I know what day of the week it is?
wdr1977
Wednesday would not flinch
GoodGuyGonzo
Le coq agressif
Heelcat70
When you see the chicken move, you're supposed to do the banana move, not make horns.
69Voltage
One swift kick to the cock and she won’t have that problem anymore
BlindGardener
I can tell you’ve never raised chickens. Kicking roosters them generally encourages them.
curialis
Definitely kicking them with thongs on your feet but I have raised chickens and had a rooster that was attacking everyone on the farm , and one kick solved the problem for me. Not everyone else but for me. I always watched my back after that.
Californiajackson
Competetive dance.
newdeckchairforthetitanic
I fucking hate cocky cocks
horseman05
Cock Blocked.
DrankTooMuchMead
Oh no you di'in't!
RoryBory
Step one, remove flip flop. Step two, beat offending chicken once or twice to prevent reoccurring attacks. Reapply as needed.
Smartbutnotreally
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alcamar
Roosters are aggressive as hell. There's a reason they survive in the jungle
NOINITIATIVE
hence the formal name of a chicken is "jungle fowl"
alcamar
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Kbantar
Sometimes too aggressive. We raised some chickens when I was a kid. The asshole rooster got pecked to death by the hens.
RunsNakedThroughSwamps
It really depends on the rooster. My current roosters are wimps who'd rather hide than fight off predators.
vincentsl
The Serengeti parts when rooster are in the prowl.
VaginaPedant
Heck yeah. Roosters also have these unless they've been trimmed/removed.
ILogInToUpvote
Please keep your dinosaurs trimmed for safety reasons.
Probablyimaginary
Not all grow these gnarly spurs. Some just have nubbies there and others have none. Some folks breed them to be huge. Chickens are highly customizable.
AtmaDarkwolf
depends the breed.. but ya.