CaroleBaskingShark

224730 pts ยท November 25, 2015


2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As a human speaking objectively about humanity.... Ah shit. I didn't get past the meaning of the words I'm using.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess that was before we started making stupid fucking celebrity couple names out of random movies that happened to come out.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmmmm. No random capitalization. Words spelled correctly. A single coherent thought. This is a forgery.

2 years ago | Likes 798 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*grunts noncommittally in grand entertaining Cavill fashion*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Imagine if ANY of that enthusiasm made it into his performance.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

He was the ONLY ONE of them that didn't have the balls to get in his own rocket. He's not zooming anywhere

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How much sucker media do prisoners get to have?.... Ok I was going for social but my phone went with sucker and I'm keeping this term forever.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a self-made man! Just like every billionaire... As long as you don't actually check. I mean yes his dad is worth 400 million and chairs multiple boards and companies. Yeah he went into a "family business for centuries" but... but... HE WENT TO SCHOOL! Self made dammit.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

They're dead. The hull rating of in that thing was lowered because tests showed cyclic fatigue in that model. It crumpled.

2 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 9

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is no oxygen because that thing crumpled

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are DC fans?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the seal in disguise

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oh hiiiiii honey (don't look at the camera. don't look at the camera, don't look at the camera)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are people commenting on it like it's real? This looks like a wrestling segment backstage. An obvious camera in thier face but they have to pretend not to see it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yep. I'm full on American. Spent 5 years in England 10 years ago. I can understand everything he's saying

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent half this gif going "there better be more than fucking pinball..."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So we're looking for the non-uneducated? That's a double negative

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

And soberly. Not a sip yet.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Safest drinking game on earth: drink when you see a non-white person

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Yeah just shrug... That'll go well for you

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'll give em this. That's a million times better than most of the screaming doomsday mouth frothing madness I usually see on Christian billboards.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Yo! AOC is on Twitch???? No one told me!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1