CONTCOM

9015 pts ยท February 21, 2013


11 got me right in the feels though. Poor Beth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, that statue is packing heat.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

They look like elaborately groomed poodles. 10/10.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is a butternut pumpkin an obscure vegetable? Maybe they should stay in class.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PULSEPULSEPULSEPULSE EXTRACTION PULSEPULSEPULSE OH NO I'M DEAD.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had an anxiety attack looking at that dude's desktop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have trouble being angry with someone that is that honest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the dick was too bomb.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how you get a solid 5 driver rating.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like.. Cyan? Teal? I don't know but the minute I looked at it I felt insecure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never seen a pelican look that disappointed in itself before.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that sexual harrassment?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GTA V: Final Destination edition.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like that time I walked past Sgt. Sergeant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad he didn't laugh because MOH and all, you know his CSM would have him moping up rain.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ray Mysterio.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Photoshop level: lemonparty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a caveat to the white commodore drug dealer one, the guy that deals drugs near me has a mixture of purple and white panels.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I teared up a little bit because it was great to see some optimism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had no idea Dugan was wearing a wig the whole time.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Damn. Ride the downvote wave to "wtf is wrong with you" town.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I favorited this because if I have children, I want to show children what the Gilded Age was really like.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. John Goodman dresses like a frigging gangster. I was totally not expecting that for some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a joke about inspecting the abs. This is why you are not fun at parties

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought Australians counted as Asians. The moar u no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't like the first episode of Black Mirror? I thought every episode was fantastic. Even if it was weird, finally some smart TV.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the Mad Max game you could spray your car gold. You legit look like the raddest dude in Australia after doing that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just gonna drive to work with a can next to me and spray it on my mouth when someone cuts me off.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh, shit. Someone did point that out and you guys were being sarcastic. Whoops.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0