Serious self controlĀ 

Oct 16, 2016 9:24 AM

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This mans foxhole was being pounded relentlessly but he never got on his knees.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't get past the demon eyed shadow to his left

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, they were really taking it from all sides.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's heard way too many dick jokes

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

"Hmmm... sweet memories...." - Ryan.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Way to hold it together Ryan.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

He knew he was gonna get mad shit for that when he saw his buddies...lol. Mad respect though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just imagine if Trump would hold that speech... seriously this guy cant be the next president

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ryan's an old childhood buddy of mine. No one is more deserving of such an honorable award than this fellow. Kind but also ready to kick ass

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This makes me happy +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"His privates were exposed, though when he saw an opening in the enemy's rear he unloaded on them" - Obama probably

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That bearing, rock solid

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That is more military bearing than I could probably muster had I been in the same situation.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My job frequently does penetration testing by 3rd parties for security. I can't look at my coworker when it's discussed. Instant laughter.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

The way his cheek muscles relax and then snap back into place is hypnotic.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Centuwion, why do they titter so?"

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I'm so glad he didn't laugh because MOH and all, you know his CSM would have him moping up rain.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly, im glad he has still that sense of humor after all the fucked up shit he've seen

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put that smile back!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ryan and his team were waist deep in pound town.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ryan saving privates

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Obama knew what he was doing

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

i get a great laugh out of this every time i see it

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

That is not a demon. That is Death waiting for Ryan to send him some more souls.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Source: https://youtu.be/0H5cetTrYqw?t=371

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last time this was posted I pointed out the demon hiding in his shadow. It still creeps me out

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 4

There is a bit of the dragon in the dragonslayer.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck it's dark I'm in bed why would you ugh

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Great. Can't unsee. Thanks a bunch.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

You have to have a bit of demon inside of you to face the things he has.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It looks like a demon with downs

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

MOOOMMMMMM :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 482 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: What I remember reading, the guards where not supposed to laugh, but they couldn't stop themself. So all the reactions where real.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, exactly this

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Do you find it wisible, when i mention my fwiend, Biggus Dickuss?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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REFERENCE

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Buffy +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What is the context here?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's from Monty Python's Life of Brian. The guards were told they'd be fired if they laugh. Palin is talking w/ a lisp about his friend 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

2/2 "Biggus Dickus," and getting in the guards faces trying to get them to crack. Hilarious scene. https://youtu.be/zPGb4STRfKw

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought it was foreplay for the "getting pounded" part

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude receive the MOH for taking on hundreds of enemy soldiers after receiving multiple shrapnel wounds to the chest. By himself.

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Yeah. I heard he was getting pounded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So he's captain america AND ironman in one?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think if you earn the MoH you can laugh at anything you damn well please

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holding back that laugh was way more impressive

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can you even imagine being that honorable?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a big shrapnel hog to me..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wait, why did he put all that shrapnel in his chest?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He is a fan of Tony Stark

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I had shrapnel in me I removed it on the battlfield. Shit fucking hurts. We do it to relieve the pain.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Luv ur username

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And he's still not to cool to laugh at gay jokes. A true hero.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 7

Who says its a gay joke, maybe he was being pounded by women or xi gendered gama beast

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

A what?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But the important part is he never lost his sense of humour

9 years ago | Likes 349 Dislikes 2

so goddamned important

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama :D

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Don't think forced anal is kind of thing. But humo(u)r is still there. Laughing at death and whatnot.

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I don't think he'd recall the events as being very funny.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

What possessed you to make that comment

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Have you not read the rest of the comments at the top? I was calling the post for a terrible joke. Not making one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's one about penetration - the rest are pretty tame. TerriblePokemon comment wasnt about forced anal, it was about not losing yourself

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When a two man team arrived to help he volunteered his weapon and ammo continued to throw grenades until he ran out.

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Thats nucking futs. I woulda been in the fetal position switching teams

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After he ran out he crawled to a radio position to relay the situation to FOB. All the while bleeding to the point of near death.

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It's like a fucking movie.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But he still totally found humor in "being pounded" that's awesome

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Tiny post being pounded.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gonna take more than a few double entendres to make him lose compusure

9 years ago | Likes 607 Dislikes 4

soooo...has Sony bought the rights yet, or what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After all that i would doubt if he'd get in trouble even if he did laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the recipients name? I'd like to read more.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 14, 2017 6:31 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You think civilians can't appreciate the balls out attitude of MOH recipients? We appreciate it greatly, as military are why we have the-

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