CD123

3293 pts · July 28, 2015


Aka you ran over a turtle

8 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 2

I used to have that sometimes too. I started taking my ring off at night and never had it since.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You tie your shoes with a noose? That’s classy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Touché

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe that’s because it’s a cart?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User name checks out

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 2

That view though...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That would be a piston... or a valve, I don't remember.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User name checks out...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually after a couple weeks or so of daily use, your body acclimates and you feel completely normal when you are stoned.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

You're doing it wrong. Please ask Trumps cabinet to show you how to properly launder your money.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, if that were you, you'd sit there and ponder how you ended up on a fucking leash too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Install a Vietnam style "bum gun" works like a charm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think you misspelled hammer...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is in the phasing the old cars out, the human element is unpredictable. If it were all self driving, we already have the tech

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to take off my socks...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, look again at the thumbnail and tell me it doesn't look like she's got a dick out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You stepped on it didn't you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally everyone in SE Asia. I'm actually surprised the guy didn't have a long sleeve shirt to go with the ensemble.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That little guy has some balls of steel.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP whatever you do, DO NOT visit Vietnam. If you think motorcyclists drive crazy where you are, you haven't seen anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why you no gif?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cat shit on your homework again?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I moved out of the country a while back (not for political reasons) and I never once regretted it. Do it, but do it for you, not for politic

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He speaks the truth

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those balls tho...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miles as in cumulative miles of dick she's run through?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*was

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Oh nooo... you weren't supposed to google it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have you tried CBD tincture? My friends dog had 25 seizures in 3 days and after regularly giving him CBD the seizures stopped completely

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0