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GunslingerGonzo
ThatChrisPratt.gif You know what I'm taking about
CD123
Install a Vietnam style "bum gun" works like a charm.
cavamap
The price you pay for a cheese based diet
ThroughaVentintheWall
Korea has a booming industry in attachable bidets. Every time I find one, I hear the faint hallelujahs of a tiny chorus of angels.
PSYchr
Don't use sandpaper next time.
orneryorange
You must be reverse 3D printing a poo.
JerodH
wrenchguy707
Get wipes!
whitenrdy
LatinoFlamingo
A dump...
SuzukiMethod
Welcome to the magical world of hemorroides!
DukeFukkenNukem
The only way a man can see what it feels like to have a period!!
Sponger004
That's my life. There is always blood.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Dear god man!
Limeadillo
Wet wipes
KeysAndFlowers
The real game changers
anActualHumanPerson
Sometimes, they're all wet wipes.
Soddo
Dont flush them, even if they claim "flushable". Technically a bomb is flushable but fucks up the sewer just as much
LionCultBoatOrgey
Electric toothbrush.
kineticcars
CredibleInformant
No one gives the camera man credit for repositioning to hide Ms. Plaza losing it! That shit was quick thinking!
TheBurritoConfederacy
I swear to god the cheap stuff they have at work is like sandpaper.
kennedy9164
John Wayne toilet paper. It dont take any shit off of anyone!
Veloxuz
I noticed something that helps me is to squat while I poop if I am able and if I can't, Squat while you wipe. It makes it easier to clean.
Veloxuz
This is coming from a guy with a hairy ass, also don't use the wet wipes, they cost more and shouldn't be flushed down the toilet.
Stuck762
I came here out of curiosity and ended up learning a valuable lesson in the art of shit wiping.
Veloxuz
Hey, I had to find a simpler solution to my pooping problems. I have a hairy butt and hated having to shower after most shits.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
I laughed and laughed at this comment.