BumpSweep

3477 pts ยท March 29, 2014


I only pretend to be a sarcastic, completely apathetic bastard to land a gig on reality tv.

Corkscrews will make an appearance in the game.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pressure release valve and drain sediment

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mesh every use. I'm talking about the foil hose that goes to outside.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also me and can't wait to vote for her as President

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Don't neglect your water heater and clean your lint traps a couple times per year.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I'm biased, for sure, but it's a good time.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have elaborate booty chaos.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eat your fucking heart out, Thomas Kincaide

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the proud owner of a six year old with whom I'm stuck in quarantine: DONT HAVE KIDS.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

A couple of the category cards aren't for everyone. But, you could easily take those out and then it's as clean or as dirty as the people pl

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kind of. I think one of the best parts is everyone gets to be a judge and player every round.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! It's doing pretty well so far.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The drunk guy at the end of the bar died six months ago, but I still expect to step in his shit in the backyard.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No way. Check out the look of terror on the traditionally handsome dudes face on the quick pan. He knows. McLovin is in.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"I don't need a knife, I'd rather use jumper cables."

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

"I don't need a knife, my penis gets the job done just fine."

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

Your Mom is boring and repetitive.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Neat because it hurts my skull meat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guarantee she's called the cops on a group of black folks minding their own in public.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Someone draw a red line on his right leg

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Alt title: Hot blonde sticks it in her ass.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

What do you think it smells like?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet he punches hard as shit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet he punches hard as shit.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well call me Archimedes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

901 represent!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a hell of an invention.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0