Save some for the rest of us

Dec 5, 2019 8:59 PM

jennbarkley

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Hes is going to drowned in genitalia

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Save some for the rest of us.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All the other guys got that look like they wanna give that nerd a swirly for hanging out with their girl. Fucking priceless.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I liked the dude that tried to sing maybe two words then immediately stopped

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 384 Dislikes 0

I always smile when I see this gif.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next one is Wonderwall

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Poor kid. Shame that he drowned in all that pu**y.

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I'd hate to drown in putty too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#neverforget

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Elvis Costello - The High School Tapes

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

My girl in hs got taken from me by a guy who literally serenaded her with a guitar in the hallways. Prolly shoulda kicked his ass... but now

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Their kids are best friends with my kids. Alls well that ends well. Plus, I can always play the I banged your wife card if he gets fresh

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like I've been on hold to Vodafone for an hour now

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Nice 1. Here’s my upvote

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

"Anyways here's Wonderwall"

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yet when I start ripping the fuck out of "Hammer Smashed Face" in class I get detention #doublestandards

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

School seems very different compared to when I was in it, makes me happy to see

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Music is the best thing in the world. I also quite like Vance Joy. Good job kiddo!

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Totally. Like I get why everyone is making jokes, but the feeling of making music with others is genuine and pure joy. They’ll all remember.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nothing makes my soul happier, to be honest.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was not expecting that much bass in his voice.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Once testosterone hits and he fills in, he will have them all

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Good for you little dude

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

These girls? They are his now.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nearly another chocolate rain

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Saw a ukulele and expected to cringe badly. Pleasantly surprised.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the song name?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Darude Sandstorm

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Riptide by Vance joy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This guy fucks

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boy there sure are some salty jealous bastards in the comments.

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

This is how it starts...

6 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 5

This is why I learned to play guitar...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How what starts? Murder by ukulele?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

name checks out

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

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If hell actually existed I'd be going because despite his beautiful voice, 1st thing I thought of was this:

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That startled the fuck out of me.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nice! Mclovins got skill!

6 years ago | Likes 1629 Dislikes 5

It was either that or Mohammed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! That’s the first thing I thought of!

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Thanks! I couldn't put my finger on it!

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Cuz you can't TOUCH McLovin!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mclovin touches you!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's you, McMuffin!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus, my guess is he's doing all of this in a foreign language to boot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jiga whi jiga waaa

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't it ever work in reverse though?! If you're a chick and you do shit with guys you're just considered "one of the boys"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Man, if you do things with guys almost all of them will be in love with you at some point.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What is the name of that music?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oasis - Wonderwall

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I think Darude sings it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Darude Sandstorm

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Vance Joy - Riptide

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Thanks ! Now to listen it until i hate it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

first time i heard it it was stuck in my head for months and now its back

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yea dude. Now hes got their attention

6 years ago | Likes 1904 Dislikes 5

Gotta be seen to get noticed

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Really proud of that kid for sharing his talent, joy, and rad vibes to everyone in the most human and beautiful expressions ever.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Time to blow it

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Still get friend zoned.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 27

Harsh reality... Until he get's a bigger stage.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Nahh... That guy would get some, but If it were me, I’d get friend zoned..

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No way. Check out the look of terror on the traditionally handsome dudes face on the quick pan. He knows. McLovin is in.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna try and say this as less creepily as I can, but that kid is going to glow up big time

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good for the kid developing a talent, but I hated guys who did stuff like this at parties.

6 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 10

Goddamn Dusty Dinklemans

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took a guitar class in high school, and the worst players were always the first to brag about how good they were elsewhere

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

This *is* a party.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's fine at the right parties and if they're decent. Inside someone's house - not so much. Out at a beach at night? Rock on.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

I totally agree. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love it lol

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jealous? Or some other reason? Were they self assured assholes?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Jealous, in a sense. I went to parties to socialize; make new friends, meet girls, etc. All that comes to a grinding halt with the guitar.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It’s not a party anymore. It’s a one man gig that you have to attend. Can’t even talk during that.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Gotcha.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No musician outside of a concert hall would never expect people to be silent and watch them play. You're crazy, man.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Even when a solo artist is playing on a stage and people pay to be there they still talk

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like fuck I can’t! You wanted to play at the party then play through my drunken convos with people. If not fuck you I’m still not here 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

to pander to you because you have a guitar. Thanks for the background music lmao 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One day, he’s gonna get a haircut, some contacts, and braces. Then it’s gonna be over for you bitches

6 years ago | Likes 827 Dislikes 11

He is perfect as he is now....love his looks and wow, what a voice!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Judging by the way those two girls are already looking at him, I don't think he'll have any problems

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Urge to Urkle.. intensifying!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He’s kinda cute already, if he doesn’t smell bad he’s got extra points. He’s not “hot” but he’s got character and that counts.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's already all over.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I think that dude is gunna do just fine without all that.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

It wouldnt hurt his chances at all but yeah i agree, kid will be alright! Good luck buddy!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, I'm 30, married, and have a weird lady boner. Please don't call the cops, but I think he's gonna be okay sooner rather than later

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, and he’s totally in a cool high school band that jams out to songs about love and feelings and stuff

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And sing songs about death and make you feel sad and stuff

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YES! Exactly what I thought, +1. "Bread makes you FAT??"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was over before it even started.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's gonna go the Dusty Dinkelman route. Niche reference, I know.

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

Dinkleman!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I go by Dusty Lee now."

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I got it

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When Jamie Smiles it takes me miles.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

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/a/o2iFoBN

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice! Made me lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's doing fine already. The confidence it takes to perform in front of a bunch of classmates when you know they're filming goes a long way.

6 years ago | Likes 295 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I agree. But if he touches it up a bit, it's gonna be scary how he slays.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. As a woman, when I was a teen, I would have immediately found the guy very interesting, much more than the others

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Yep! I was conventionally better-looking than this guy in high school, but no one gathered around or looked at me like that. Well done, kid.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Also holy crap, your posts of drawings on your boyfriend's back are some of the best things I've seen on this site in ages. :)

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ahahaha!!! Lol. Thank you. I'll tell him. He is getting very happy of me doing this. He says it's relaxing and now asks me to do them before

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you take requests, my favorite Pokemon is Spheal!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sleeping

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0