A stonemason...

May 27, 2019 6:29 PM

tractorist

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I like how they sorta just threw together a ladder

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a quarry-man.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Have you met many stonemasons, my lord?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I do this with blocks of cheese I can'r slice

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he's trying to repair that crack, he just made it worse

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this gentleman is a quarryman. A mason builds things with stone or brick prepared by others, AFAIK. Still, very cool old tech.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

40 more like that and he'll be able to buy a new ladder.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A chip off the old block intensifies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kept waiting for that ladder to collapse.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A stone Mason that can read?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OSHA INTENSIFIES

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MSHA*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stone cutter*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seems he's missing out on an old trick of tying a string to the spikes so you can get them all after you find only one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be hopeless to arm wrestle this guy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A mason is the opposite of this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Show this to those conspiracy nuts that say people had to use machines to do it in ancient times...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making crack.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Home Depot ladder?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT IS NOT A LADDER, YOU'RE STANDING ON TWIGS AND TOOTHPICKS

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OSHA would like a word about that ladder.

6 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 13

Not to mention lack of PPE or fall protection. I think the weight of the man's testicles kreps him secure on said ladder

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You want a good ladder? Call a ladder mason. This dude's just working with what he's got.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine ladder from the Piddly Branch Company.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be fine. Those are grade A, military grade twigs and string holding that bad boy together. She’ll hold til doomsday.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

‘Military grade’ sounds awesome until you’ve seen what the military actually has. It’s the cheapest shit government can buy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MSHA would have jurisdiction, if in US, not OSHA. And I doubt this is US

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ping. Ping. Ping. Pin...crrrPOP! -There was no audio. I thought I'd help.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Jason?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:D

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...the stone Mason does all the work. The barber can give a haircut

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

What about the gravedigger

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...Goats go to hell

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

The carpenter can take u out to lunch

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

finding an old fossil..

6 years ago | Likes 691 Dislikes 8

Need to make it so his side falls back and the other side stays up

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting a dome fossil.. I was disappointed.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With that clean cut, makes you wonder if there was anyone in his family that worked on the Sphinx.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wanted this to be a dickbutt so bad

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. it's dickbutt. Oh hi ben

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"gold Jerry!"

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Aren't all fossils old tho?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Left Shark meme is from 2015, in Meme Years thats like 200 years. Besides, It was the first usable clip I saw looking thru my meme folder :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and now that I think about it, I should have went for older...... like Hamster Dance old

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your gif choice was pretty fucking amazing btw.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not saying anything about your gif. Talking about your comment. "Old fossils" is redundant bc fossils are all old af. That's all.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is true ;)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expected dickbutt

6 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Same! Lol

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was literally sitting here going "thinking dickbutt, it's gonna be dickbutt, gonna upvote comment that beat me to 'Dickbutt? Dickbutt.' "

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For some reason I thought Clinton

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Class 1 levers at work. Archimedes would have a hard-on

6 years ago | Likes 323 Dislikes 13

Well call me Archimedes

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'm rock hard rn"

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Those aren't levers...

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

My bad

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Wedges are one of the six simple machines, but not a lever. The hammer is considered a lever, but when used as pictured, is a class 3 lever.

6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My bad

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

No worries. :) Everyday you learn something new!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have never witnessed such a civil conversation on this sight, wow.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*site >:D

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is him on his day off

6 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

Wow Fist of the North Star.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah I really need to watch this anime, everything I know of it is epic "omae wa mou shindeiru" "... Nani?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NANI?!?!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omae wa mou shinderu!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this glorious gif from? It looks like Jojo, which I have not yet gotten around to blessing myself with.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Its the "omae wa mou shinderu" (youre already dead) meme source

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone I didn't know said that to me in an online game. I managed to shout nani right before they killed me. We laughed. We had a good time

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NANI?!?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the original anime adaptation of Hokuto no Ken, aka Fist of the North Star.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Iron fist of the North Star

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iron fist? Does he look like he's saying he's THE IMMORTAL IRON FIST, PROTECTOR OF KUN LUN, AND SWORN ENEMY OF THE HAND?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

nah he just says ATATATATATATA

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fist of the north star

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Is this the one that "Omae wa mou shinderu" is from?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

NANI! But yes...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, and you can watch "dub of the north star" on youtube which almost explains the series

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is that guy can make people explode just by hitting them

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah it is.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0