465 pts · September 28, 2018
Used to work in a tire distribution warehouse loading and unloading trucks. Gotta catch the big ones with your whole body when they roll them out. Plant your foot, bend your knee a bit, let it roll up your leg and into your shoulder. Don’t try to stop the tire, just catch it. Most importantly though, don’t do it while riding a scooter.
There’s little more satisfying than catching them early though. Following the trail of turds and taking vengeance on the defoliators. Well worth the sunburn
Let’s remove Billionaire as a descriptor and replace it with Money-Hoarder. Little less glamorous, I know, but I’d much rather refer to someone by what they do than what they have.
Also hate.
Just the existence of an “other” is an aggression to these people. They don’t see queer as just a different kind of being, it’s a deliberate attack on reality. They don’t think LGBTQ+ people actually exist, so they’re not speaking the same language as the rest of us while out in the world
The longer I look at it the worse it gets
I do roughly 2 hours of “work” each day. That’s the hands-on, measurable, column A -> column B kind of stuff. It’s easy to say I don’t do much work, but a non-expert in any given position won’t be able to do the “work” part in just 2 hours. Having the knowledge and familiarity to get the important stuff done quick and easy frees up time to share expertise with the people around you. It makes you an asset.
Shut up! Romeo’s cryin
#14 yeah I don’t buy it. My coriander got absolutely wrecked by aphids this spring. If anything, they protected my other plants by being so attractive to the aphids that they literally didn’t want anything but the coriander.
Can confirm
Hot damn I’ve never heard a more triumphant, joyful sound.
Car thief like “I got this I got this I got this I don’t got this fuck I’m out”
Holy shit that’s metal as fuck
The flies have conquered the flypaper
I’ve seen him twice and I can confidently say it’s worth every penny
Watched a dude pull that move at a warehouse I used to work at. I swear he didn’t even stop the truck. Fucking legend.
As a good friend of mine likes to say: “be kind to yourself”.
The percussion of those keys gives me fucking chills my dude
My brother found out his had GF tested positive while he was parking his car at the clinic to get his booster. Poor fella.
2020 was like the Doom shareware, 2021 was Doom 2, so I’m expecting 2022 to have big Doom 3 vibes: kinda slow but also super tense.
Or the ones who use the shoulder. We’re not animals, goddamn it, there are rules!
Damn that’s some cold shit.
Pro tip: toddler bow ties are a perfect fit for most cats.
Previous tenant broke a glass table top at a place I lived once. Impossible to clean it all up. Picked up a quarter-sized piece in my foot.
At this point I’m so goddamn tired of everything that I might actually eat one of these wealth-hoarding cocksuckers.
Anybody else see the person walk by behind the grate in the last few seconds?
https://youtu.be/1Rx_p3NW7gQ
A cop once asked me why I was displaying “nervous body language” if I didn’t have anything on me. Bruh, you pulled me over. I’m NERVOUS.
Used to work in a tire distribution warehouse loading and unloading trucks. Gotta catch the big ones with your whole body when they roll them out. Plant your foot, bend your knee a bit, let it roll up your leg and into your shoulder. Don’t try to stop the tire, just catch it. Most importantly though, don’t do it while riding a scooter.
There’s little more satisfying than catching them early though. Following the trail of turds and taking vengeance on the defoliators. Well worth the sunburn
Let’s remove Billionaire as a descriptor and replace it with Money-Hoarder. Little less glamorous, I know, but I’d much rather refer to someone by what they do than what they have.
Also hate.
Just the existence of an “other” is an aggression to these people. They don’t see queer as just a different kind of being, it’s a deliberate attack on reality. They don’t think LGBTQ+ people actually exist, so they’re not speaking the same language as the rest of us while out in the world
The longer I look at it the worse it gets
I do roughly 2 hours of “work” each day. That’s the hands-on, measurable, column A -> column B kind of stuff. It’s easy to say I don’t do much work, but a non-expert in any given position won’t be able to do the “work” part in just 2 hours. Having the knowledge and familiarity to get the important stuff done quick and easy frees up time to share expertise with the people around you. It makes you an asset.
Shut up! Romeo’s cryin
#14 yeah I don’t buy it. My coriander got absolutely wrecked by aphids this spring. If anything, they protected my other plants by being so attractive to the aphids that they literally didn’t want anything but the coriander.
Can confirm
Hot damn I’ve never heard a more triumphant, joyful sound.
Car thief like “I got this I got this I got this I don’t got this fuck I’m out”
Holy shit that’s metal as fuck
The flies have conquered the flypaper
I’ve seen him twice and I can confidently say it’s worth every penny
Watched a dude pull that move at a warehouse I used to work at. I swear he didn’t even stop the truck. Fucking legend.
As a good friend of mine likes to say: “be kind to yourself”.
The percussion of those keys gives me fucking chills my dude
My brother found out his had GF tested positive while he was parking his car at the clinic to get his booster. Poor fella.
2020 was like the Doom shareware, 2021 was Doom 2, so I’m expecting 2022 to have big Doom 3 vibes: kinda slow but also super tense.
Or the ones who use the shoulder. We’re not animals, goddamn it, there are rules!
Damn that’s some cold shit.
Pro tip: toddler bow ties are a perfect fit for most cats.
Previous tenant broke a glass table top at a place I lived once. Impossible to clean it all up. Picked up a quarter-sized piece in my foot.
At this point I’m so goddamn tired of everything that I might actually eat one of these wealth-hoarding cocksuckers.
Anybody else see the person walk by behind the grate in the last few seconds?
https://youtu.be/1Rx_p3NW7gQ
A cop once asked me why I was displaying “nervous body language” if I didn’t have anything on me. Bruh, you pulled me over. I’m NERVOUS.