BroccoliCabbagePatch

4160 pts ยท May 24, 2025


BAFTA-award winning actor and supporter of crop rotation.

#11 is there a next page to this story, because i'd really like to know the cure

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#15 Actually a pretty decent idea, now we just need it to be done by a restaurant that has some basic notion of food safety

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#24 hey pal, how about you make like a tree and slowly grow while also gently nurturing an ecosystem around you, huh

6 days ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

cottage pie lookin' so good it could be an entire house pie

1 week ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

#2 holy crap dude LOOK AT HIS WIDDLE FACE

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She makes a loofah-shaped bow instead

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

damn girl that's the first sign of bumpitis

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

how dare you mock my infinite shampoo system

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew this guy in college who was such an advanced cheater that he would actually encode the information into neurons into his brain, and then... get this... he would go to the exam and fire electrical impulses through those same neurons. The nerve of that guy!

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

One day, you're just a regular dude enjoying classic, simple, natural flavors like Dr. Pepper. Then you make one misstep, and you wake up to find yourself slurping cloacas all over town chasing the peach dragon.

Peach Sprite Zero: Not even once.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#36 honestly, dawg, at this point, i think there are some worries

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

real talk, how do you people function without punctuation?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The job is shitty, and so are your pants? No one's calling you back, which is great news for your social anxiety? For real, though, sorry you're dealing with all that, hope my dumb jokes might've brought a chuckle or two. Good luck with the interview!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brain cells are for idiots anyway

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 Moon heard you were talkin' shit

2 weeks ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

#9 I think this is whats-his-face from that one show, right? I feel like this dude has done a lot to bring beards back into the zeitgeist, whoever he is

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chewing is so last millennium, now it's all about slurping.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 A loaf of milk is just a block of cheese. You can get a gallon of eggs easily, they keep the liquid eggs right next to the regular eggs at most grocery stores. And a dozen bread is just, well, a dozen bread. Woman knows what she wants, and frankly, it ain't that complicated.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

They should try landing on the wheels. I don't know why they keep landing on their faces, it does not look like a good strategy

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever wonder why they call them seagulls? It's because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm with you, bro. Serious wtf, can't believe she forgot the pineapple

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sheer willpower

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#43 yeah, that must feel like a real slap in the face

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 whoa, that's un-bay-leaf-able

4 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe they should call you ThickOctopus instead

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

moo

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

They should send that guy to the grow-zone layer so he can grow a sense of humor, am I right?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1