theoxfordcomma
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Trying to do better.. while still keeping the memes flowing. Sorry if you already saw this earlier today
Also thank you @Niagaran
Mar 9, 2026 1:47 PM
theoxfordcomma
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Trying to do better.. while still keeping the memes flowing. Sorry if you already saw this earlier today
Also thank you @Niagaran
mikeatike
#3 here are the rules, and it being played by Tom Scott abd Dr Irving Finkle. https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZskjLq040I
DarkfireDragon
#23 It's literally doo doo juice if it's that civet coffee.
kEMup
#31 that’s a puke’N’Rally in the states.
imjustabill495
#31 The ole 'boot and rally'
IMustGrowUpReally
#9 Not a Dalmation, that's a Damnation.
itsallaboutthecones
#45 that light bleed. It's so bad.
Dingledonglejingle
#9 Did you know that on November 8th, 1936, the first all-white Dalmatian was spotted?
nation543
#2 crabs can also swim, so it's highly unlikely that they think they're flying.
Brunomars1
#3 well the first rule of thumb is to figure out how to cheat the game.
CheeseB0t
#12 fight club.
It's just Edward Norton masturbating in public and then convincing a bunch of other guys to masturbate with him in a basement
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YXZlOXdzanQxa2x5OTRnajl6d2J2ejlwdGMwand5Y3p0bG5qd3kzdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdNUGVgy2TIUXXG/200w.webp
itsallaboutthecones
#19 this is honestly brilliant. Assuming people would actually read it, this would be a way more effective manner to communicate this small talk/mundane information.
AntaNce
They wouldn't read it though. It's a cover letter.
Canigetbannedagain2
So, would cheese hurt a kittys tummy? I actually don't know. My friends who have dogs, I know dogs love cheese, even though it's makes them have nuclear farts.
Punkimus
#3 Jumanji
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#12 reacher, then Halo
BroccoliCabbagePatch
#36 honestly, dawg, at this point, i think there are some worries
mikeatike
#18 I would sign this petition
itsallaboutthecones
#17
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
#1 which one ate the cheese?
StumpyToe
I actually laughed out loud at probably 7 of these. Thank you for your cervix 🫡
theoxfordcomma
Lol no problem
technicallycorrect
Is my imgur app glitching? 4 points and on the front page, no comments. I'm confused
theoxfordcomma
Nope I just had to make it hidden for a sec then public and I guess that's how imgur deals with such shenanigans
zombiejedediah
Aha. That apparently also clears old comments. At least on the mobile app.
technicallycorrect
Shenanigans!
CandidGamera
#21 Exactly. To make the world a hell for the rest of us, that it.
DdCno1
Some are hoping for and/or investing in companies and research that promise immortality. Then there's dictators: Putіn and Xі were recently caught on a hot mic discussing the use of organ transplants for this purpose.
CandidGamera
They wouldn't want to be immortal in a world that's not a hell for us plebs, though.
kimwimgoddess
There was a really really bad mst3k movie about that. I forget the name of it.
CandidGamera
Parts: The Clonus Horror (MST3k Season 8 Ep 11), a plot so similar to 2005's "The Island" that it led to a lawsuit.
copperdomebodhi
#38 The fun part about knowing orcas bully great whites? That they'll swim away if orcas show up? You can tell yourself, "Great whites are li'l bitches," as if you'd stand a chance against one.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I did see a study where they got great whites into a feeding frenzy. Then stuck an unmanned sub in the water. Whenever the great whites came towards the sub. They would move the sub towards the sharks. They always left when the tables were turned.
SalmonTheWise
You can tell yourself "Orcas are li'l bitches" too because they're bullied by humpbacks.
copperdomebodhi
Humpbacks are twice orcas' size. Picture makes orca vs. great white look like a fair fight.
SalmonTheWise
But the picture isn't to scale, is it? It's way off in fact, orcas are much larger than great whites and hunt in packs. It's not a fair fight. Humpbacks protecting other marine mammals from orcas is probably the only case of an animal having principles.
Telemapus
#3 Shit like this annoys me. The only reason I know the Royal Game of Ur exists is because I saw a youtube vid about Dr Irving Finkel who translated an ancient text that explains the rules. You can literally learn how to play this game on YouTube.
4Astaroth
It's also in the game Rimworld. I don't know if by the author of the game or because of a mod but my colonists have fun playing it.
someguy7734206
The text explains some of the rules of a specific variation of the game, a very long time after the game was invented. The rules that Tom and Irving are playing by, while they do make a rather interesting game, are pretty much speculation.
itsallaboutthecones
That is a majestic beard.
Telemapus
Tis the Finkelbeard.
AngurProne
I thought it was a Hellraiser joke. Like if those were all the Cenobite(?) Cubes.
AngurProne
(The Movies)
Telemapus
"What do you think of THIS configuration?"
"Lamentable."
"Uh oh."
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
#26 OK yes, they are friend-shaped, but they also do get eaten by crocogators and such.
Elonth
Fun fact south america is home to 3 type of Crocodilia. The true crocodile in nothern south america. A type of Aligator(Black Caimen) and the Caimen the most widespread and populated of them. The caimen is a much smaller member of the Crocodillia family. Most caimen spieces are very small no threat to an adult human. (88lbs) with the exception of Black Caimen which is massive compared to his cousins and the largest Alligatoridae. Jaguars and anacodnas would also chow down on cappibaras.
TheFastpaws
Ya, sadly while they can life ten years due to predators they generally only make it four.
theoxfordcomma
☹️☹️☹️
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Believe me, I feel the same way about it.
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
crocogators can be really stupid, I assume thats how they got that picture. One time I saw a crocodile accidently eat his friends arm thinking it was the chicken they threw in the zoo pen
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
They`re really unsmart. On the upside, being short a leg won`t cramp their style much at all.
SalmonTheWise
It tasted like chicken.
thegarts
Oh God, that video still haunts me. The victim just stood there while his arm got twisted off like nothing was happening.
JoeyJoJoJrShabadoo7
yeah was like, "what the hell man". Probably saw it here actually