BornIn1968

99 pts ยท December 9, 2016


Bostonian here. Hits 50 degrees and sunny. T shirts and shorts!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's cold and raining in Boston today. Why would you want to come here?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the little shits on the ski slopes asking me if I need help getting up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First porn I ever saw was on filmstrip. Had to set up the projector down the basement so nobody could hear

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Seems like more than just a little drip also!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Us Yankees call it Awful House. Y'all make a great BBQ but your breakfast sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Us Yankees call it Awful House. Y'all make a great BBQ but your breakfast sucks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

IT guy here. It's much easier to trace spaghetti cables then that stuff. It's called tug testing. Can't do it when it's all zip tied.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zip ties are a no-no on data cables. Pinches the cables. Velcro is softer and allows for easy removal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT guy here. Running data cables parallel is bad. It creates crosstalk which leads to packet loss. Slower speeds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 stalls in the men's room at my office are full every morning 15 minutes after the day begins! Lol. What a stink

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. He obviously didn't tell the whole story. Didn't pee or poop either.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Go NO CARBS! Eat like a pig and lose 30lbs in 3 months. I did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, their nukes can't reach the USA! let Europe worry about themselves-Trump probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came across some about a year ago stuck in the bushes. Holy flashback.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My college professor demanded we bring soda cans for the ashes or you weren't allowed to smoke in class.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stopped sunning my asshole just for that reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The day USA lost its freedom. Makes you wonder about conspiracy

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Bring a ziplock bag of beans to work and leave it in the fridge until HR sends out a company email about upcoming fridge clean out on friday

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please explain to me why this is the funniest thing I've seen today. I have no clue how my own humor works.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I avoid plastic bags floating across the road. Nobody is going to purposely drive off the road to smash into stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw a black squirrel in Rhode Island yesterday. Didn't know there was such a thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl vs boy. Boy will always win this game due to frequent practice of fast hand jerking

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold the tape out the open window while driving and the whole thing unravels behind you. Find that shit all over the place. Anyone remember

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The presidents salary is paid to him by the people. He is supposed to be working for us. Obviously Trump does not like that concept

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Which technically takes a millisecond to reach us so we are always living in the past

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesbian porn it looks like the girls are actually enjoying it. Strait porn seems like the girls are faking it. They usually are. Boring!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do office janitorial work. One bitch always did this with peanut shells. Revenge? I had a cold and sneezed on her keyboard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PEE always drips down my leg with pjs on no matter how much I shake it. Is that only a guy thing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0