TheMightyKibbless
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Apr 14, 2017 5:15 PM
TheMightyKibbless
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STGxDante
It's worse when wearing scrubs. Goes right through.... Shake it twice or 50 times. Makes no difference.
Dreadric
Like this?
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takony
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/a-no-matter-how-much-you-shake-your-penis-the-last-drop-is-always-mine.jpg
dawsky
I thought i was the only one
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Dear penis>uses gif of a little girl>???>profit.
zitipup
Glad I'm not the only one confused by the use of a little girl GIF with a penis post
goobfooer54
No matter how much you jump and dance, the last drop always lands in your pants.
escapable1
You have to lift up the boys after your done.
splooshforArcher
My husband has that problem too. Thought he was as just being lazy
HankHell2400
No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.
CommandoPG
I've never had a problem. I squeeze it out into a sheet of toilet paper.
PolarHailStorm
I've never had this issue. You can firmly grip the base of your penis after you're done and add pressure, then move your fingers up >
PolarHailStorm
sort of like you're straining liquid. Then shake and you're done. Even if you're flaccid you can feel the tube through your scrotum.
bedframe
Yes. Milk it out once and there's no issue.
RichardFenn
Urine can pool around the perineum, reach a finger behind your nuts and give it a little press to push any urine out.
neptunusrex
I was going to say that if you hadn't. life changer.
Rainekitty
THE GOOCH PRESS
Rainekitty
Malf was right. buying stocks in gooch press rods.
SainguinPixels
I'm gonna feel like a fucking retard when I go to try this and it just makes me shit myself or something.
SexualConsent
Made me lol- +1
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Just wear panties and a pad. Problem solved.
BeerBatteredandBold
BumbershootCumbersnatch
Tamzzzzzz
My bf has the same problem...I always see wet spots on the front of his boxers
Soleblighter
Apply pressure the the urethra just behind the base of your balls and that'll solve that.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
*hoping TamzMK is a female reading your response about having balls*
princeaizen
Nothin worse than freeballin in sweats taking a piss and havin a bead dribble down the inside of said sweats
BornIn1968
Yeah. Seems like more than just a little drip also!
AngryAntelope
Sad part is, I was doing that right as I saw this post. +1 for accuracy.
TheMightyKibbless
I too, like to live dangerously
poorwhitetrash
The last drop does not drip until the pants are zipped....
Ceracuse
You shake post piss? Dude... I'm all about that shake mid-piss, way more effective
iHotWheels
This needs more upvotes
TheMightyKibbless
HELICOCKTER
CPAPRocky
I prefer to just bang it against the side of the urinal.
JakeAT
Yea but why
Ceracuse
I've been playing a lot of the new zelda, I definitely just heard the sound of Link breaking an ore rock when I read your comment
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
A little wipe is all ya need
TheMightyKibbless
YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED THIS?? ANGRY SOBBING
bigdog1983
Even with wipe and you still get afterdrip?
ProgeriaProstitutes
Wiping doesn't even help a little bit.
bigdog1983
1stick2stickredstickbluestick
You can shake it, you can hit it, you can bang it against the wall, but until you zip your pants up that last drop will never fall.
LumpPump
+1
RiddlingVenus0
Shakespeare, is that you?
swinglinered
learn to squeeze... but watch out
EliMFrost
@iH8myPP , I found your people
MAXXOUT
That's not what his name means at all though. He stated it was from his toddler that didn't want to use the restroom. Source : stalker
LincolnSiixEcho
MAXXOUT
I went to find the comment and he's actually got in in his profile bio if you would like to read it yourself. Along with HQ gif tutorials
fairybug
As a non-penis-haver, I sincerely don't understand how it's possible to not get it all out. There must be weird techniques or something.
Thenameideserved
You can't think of a way how to, but can't imagine it being difficult... yeah.
MyDangusYaDingus
It's physics. The urethra has a u-bend like the plumbing of a toilet, so some is left in the pipes. It tends to come out when u relax.
fairybug
Huh, go figure.
docmuteki
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Is that horniness or anger?
TheMightyKibbless
Zoidberg
pedrohin
You can shake it
pedrohin
you can squeeze it
pedrohin
you can beat it on the wall
pedrohin
but you have to put your zipper up
pedrohin
to make that last drop fall
sportysportysportysportssportssportssports
Wipe your dick with toilet paper bro.
erratica
Seriously.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Why are people upvoting this? Wiping doesn't solve the problem.
worstyearever
Tissue paper breaks up and sticks to your dick! I still do it though, then when I walk away and sit down it still leaks a little! Can't win.
worstyearever
fyi Muslims used to stick a bit of cotton in the end to prevent it.
hblb229
THANK YOU! That is always my suggestion and people act like it's the stupidest thing they ever heard.
ArmandoManatee
And all the women face palm.
erratica
I genuinely don't understand people who don't do this. That's what it's for. To all penis-havers: We can smell it when you fail to do this.
ProgeriaProstitutes
no you can't
erratica
THIS!
WhichIsIt
Urinal ever?
erratica
They don't have tampon dispensers in the toilet stalls, either. Think ahead, yo, and get that paper before you empty your slop trough.
LeadPaintChip
So, I am not the only one with that problem? Nice to know!
glamdringwielder
just apply pressure at the base and follow the uretra till the tip.
danishjuggler21
Yay! I'm not the only one!
DRinkWis
Lol I thought the same thing. Getting old sucks
ProgeriaProstitutes
I thought I was the only one
SanchoLibre
Wolfmanwolf
HeeelllloooooooMurse
No matter how much you wiggle and dance the last 2 drops always end in your pants
MaxZimuss
I found a solution for me at least. Wad of TP, simulate penis being in pants and let it fully relax. Solved.
revelator
No matter how much you shake, wiggle, & dance, the last 2 drops always go in your pants.
Soleblighter
Apply pressure the the urethra just behind the base of your balls and that'll solve that.
JustDontCare
Yep, wring that dick out.
bananapeelslip
Knowledge is power!
WickedSludge
Apply pressure to the gouch! It really works!
malefic21
Actually the best discovery of my life
Ryanc83
I heard that the other week and pushed back there. It just made me uncomfortable.
HurgenSchlurgenGlurgen
He didn't say it wasn't uncomfortable, just effective.
HurgenSchlurgenGlurgen
Seems like a design flaw, yeah.
kibateo
Actually iirc I read somewhere it's actually well designed, the little bit of leftover piss had something to do with infection prevention
LeadPaintChip
Any news on a recall? I would like to get a discount on an upgrade :)
Deadpoolio7
Everything about the dick is a design flaw. It leaks. It shrinks. It gets hard for no reason, then gets hard at too simple a reason.
Deadpoolio7
It doesn't bleed though, so we got that going for us.
SassyPotatoSackIsntAGender
Wait, yours doesn't bleed?
HurgenSchlurgenGlurgen
Yours does?!?
poopypostapproval
Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
upvotekiller
and dear Rodney, while you're shavin', shave my balls
imtirednhavenofaithhumanitycansurvive
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, Cos when you get to drinking, You put me places I've never been before, Dear Rodney, I ...
ImProbablyOnTheCan
If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever.
fraket
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Oh penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. That's all we needed to get by
ErbilTheGerbil
If we could just get a grip on our man to hand relationship, tell each other truly hope we feel...
Hofi814
Maybe if we put our heads together we'd just stay home forever!
ErbilTheGerbil
If we could get our heads together...we'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you after all!
zeo868
Oh, and rodney, while your shaving, shave my balls.
OPHASNECKBEARD
Dear @OP. I don't think I like you anymore. Cuz when you get to drinkin, you put me places I ain't never been before.
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
Dear @OP's girlfriend, I don't think I like you anymore. You like to play games that always hurt me
SuperVinyl
Dear @OP, while you're shavin', shave my balls...
IAmAnEngineerTrustMe
I feel like a lot of people here aren't fans of Rodney Carrington. Sorry Tony. You have my upvote.
30Jonseredi
My dear long-time partner penis. I dont think I like you anymore. I had to put on extra baggy clothes when I went to my friends place today.
IPrettyMuchOnlyEatPizza
Penis when OP is drunk
Ijustliketotalkshit
HitlersRupturedColon
That's on ironic you have there