BlueMaboo

1749 pts ยท January 1, 2016


*lurking*

I did this once. Completely forgot about them. X amount of time later, there was a bang from the kitchen and I thought someone had been throwing stones at the house. It was, in fact, ballistic eggs aimed at the ceiling...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a born female and still one 43yrs later, these are the general doc responses in no particular order; i) it's your weight, ii) it's your hormones, iii) it's the menopause. Apparently nothing is wrong with women and we don't actually feel pain as far as docs are concerned, and we don't know our own bodies. If you're getting these responses from them in your mtf transition journey, well done because you're already part the way there.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My daughter is *still* on the waiting list for adhd assessment. I was looking down the list of symptoms and half way down realised I was actually marking things off for me. GP agreed with me and put me forward for the assessment waiting list myself. I'm 42...

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You know what it's like if you break the seal when you're on the lash...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for explaining this, because as a white English woman I genuinely thought a "sundown town" was like a village that mainly catered to retirees - like, folks at the "sunset" time of their lives. I apologise for my ignorance.

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Didn't have my specs on. Thought a spider was blowing bubbles out its arse...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's the working title of his next project.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She uses the bookcase as a climbing frame. Thinking of putting up some cat shelves for her and a her brother to use as well.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And no, I really didn't do well at school with maths. Yes, I've tried resits. Yes, I am aware I'm probably just stupid.

3 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Can you be allergic to numbers? I can't math. Math makes me physically uncomfortable... How am I meant to know where the brackets go? ?

3 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

2/2 be trying to lock everything down watertight if there is. I mean, yeah it's clear to everyone, but lawyers are sneaky fuckers...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Genuine question as I'm not trying to be a dickhead, I just don't know the answer; is there a double jeopardy thing in place? Might just 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Drag turkeys.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My sleep-deprived brain read that as "testicle missiles"...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why does it look like his face is shrinking? Or have I overdone the pain meds?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Lawrence Fox? Because he is - and was - a massive w@nker even before COVID happened.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

*looks in from Bradford* Can confirm the legit shitholeness of some places...

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Thank you. She was tired and very poorly, but that didn't soften the blow of that last walk and drive.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I had to lose my old dog on Tuesday. I will be forever thankful for vets. You guys have such a difficult job.

4 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

I had to lose my girl on Tuesday. You're not replacing - you're putting your love where it's needed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, you mean kids! I did the sex and ended up with crotch-goblins. Knackered for life now :/

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A lot of twitching happening there. Maybe the guy was having a fit?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Watership Down.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of my kids had me in their phone as "Spawn Point".

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

See, all of this - ALL OF THIS - is why I stay single...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 When lockdown started my lad was 13yo and about 5'6". When schools opened again he was 14yo and over 6'. Ridiculous growth in 5 months.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the "Holy shit WTF IS THAT?! Eh, it's my own eyeball reflection" mini-scare.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0