Brain pain

Sep 1, 2022 11:41 PM

dickblack12

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There are 10 type of people on this planet, those who understand binary....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh that's clever.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the grammar club is seriously disappointed at your lack of a period after 5!.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan. Please advise.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh, that is pretty good.

3 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 5

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the ad's are on point

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But technically, Shannon didn't write anything that isn't true. It isn't 5. It's 5!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's correct it is 5!

3 years ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 5

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's so obvious... 230-220x0.5 = 230-220x0.5... duh

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so good!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Screenshots of instagram posts are not memes.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

A meme is a meme no matter where you put it.....

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The answer is ambiguous due to intentional lack of signifies. The answer is truly 5 OR 5!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Context is key. "Is the exclamation point punctuation? Or is it a mathematical operator?"

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

With no subsequent punctuation terminating the sentence, default is punctuation.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is why we can’t have nice things.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then his sentence is missing punctuation. He legit could have said “5!!” or to make it more obvious, “5!.” I suppose. Still, I snorted.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Sadly 5!! is still a valid mathematical operation 5!! = 15. So it really should be 5!. or some other delineation of meaning.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But then it wouldn't be a joke.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL... what a weird operator. I assumed that 5!! would evaluate like (5!)! and so had to look up why you said 15.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The original poster's inclusion of proper punctuation in the rest of the post negates ! being factorial as it then defaults to a grammatical

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

feature. Don't mix math and grammar, folks.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"... the answer is 5!."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But then it wouldn't be funny.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 3

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yup... ??‍♂️

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"5!" (five factorial) is a shorthand for 5x4x3x2x1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCK! I teach algebra and it took me WAY TOO FUCKING LONG to get this!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well shit. I was never taught factorials.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

And then there's me, not understanding any of it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5! = 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I mean maybe we were taught it but o have no memory of it, I mean this is literally the first time I’ve ever come across it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it gets weird when you're asked (3.87)!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not weird but it gets more complicated (calculus and indefinite integration)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's useful for combinatorics problems like "how many different 5 card poker hands are there" (Answer: 52! / (47! x 5!))

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a ! Button on the TI84? Or do you have to type in 52 x 51 x 50 x 49 x 48 x 47 x 46 x 45 x 44 x 43 x 42 x 41 x 40 x 39 x 38 x 37 1/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

x 36 x 35 x 34 x 33 x 32 x 31 x 30 x 29 x 28 x 27 x 26 x 25 x 24 x 23 x 22 x 21 x 20 x 19 x 18 x 17 x 16 x 15 x 14 x 13 x 12 x 11 x 10 2/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

iN ThE UsA, FaCtOrIaLs ArE TaUgHt In 7Th gRaDe mAtHeMaTiCs

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10

It's like nobody was taught pemdas. Jesus fucking christ.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

BEDMAS

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

it's the same thing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#Team BEDMAS

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

While I am normally a fan of clever math jokes, this one doesn't strike me as clever at all. Abuse of notation is a real problem in math.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I agree, it's purposefully formulated unclearly to point the thinger at people unlucky enough to fall for the grammatically correct reading.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dang! I guessed fried chicken.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mathematician here. I’m going to share this on my Facebook page so I can pull a fast one on my nerdy friends. It’s a knee slapper for sure!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

e! = 4.26...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m going to send it to a friend via fax.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I sent it to mine using smoke signals. I’ll let you know when get a response.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This requires knowing what a factorial is, seeing as ive only ever run into the term twice in my life i honestly understand not knowing it

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have a migraine, so I still don't know what's going on.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a degree in math, use factorials all the time, and I had to come to the comments to figure out what the hell the joke was.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Factorials are useful somewhere? kinda shocking ngl

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I calculated it properly and got the answer straightaway, but took a few seconds to realise the amusement that it would still seem right if

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

someone didn't understand bidmass or factorials.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, you need to use parenthesis, so regardless of the order, people do it correctly and don't crash a $1B lander on Mars.

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 18

Thank you! Order of operations is an imperfect solution that isn’t intuitive and leads to needless miscommunication.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

It crashed because of rounding errors in floating point numbers, not incorrect order of operations.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aCtUaLlY, yOu nEeD To rEaLiZe tHaT MuLtIpLiCaTiOn aLwAyS CoMeS BeFoRe sUbTrAcTiOn

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

I thought that was a unit conversion issue. meters to feet and what have you.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

It was... just an example of what goes wrong when math goes wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

No, order of operations the answer is 120 or 5!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You do not need to use parentheses, no.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

This is an interesting article on the value of parenthesis: https://jaredantrobus.com/misc/pemdas/

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

having value isn't strictly necessary.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

As a programmer, I use paranthesis excessively because I'm otherwise going to end up confusing myself when I come back later.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"wait, does java do this operation first or this one? Fuck it, I'm enforcing this one."

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bro of course they are important. Just not in THIS case.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In THIS case, the joke actually relies on the fact that we all know “order of operations” is going to trip people up. That’s how bad it is.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That's not bad, that's the entire crux of the joke. It's what makes it clever.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else get 120 or am I missing something ???

3 years ago | Likes 1028 Dislikes 15

You're right AND you're missing something.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, no.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The question is 10 x .5 = 5

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean, I got at least 12

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even bother with shit like this. "87% of people get this wrong! Will you!?" Fuck right the hell off.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

That's not really what this is.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"you probably won't believe it" That's EXACTLY what this is.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Then you didn't get it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

er he SHOULD have ended his statement with 'is 5!.' not 'is 5!' cuz the exclamation point (in context of a forum) is end of sentence.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, how did you get a number? I got əª

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"5!" Means 5 factorial. Which means 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1. Which equals 120.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Mijnheer van Dale wacht op antwoord

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5! Is different from 5, 5!=5×4×3×2×1=120

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also missed it the first time I saw it and I have an MS in a STEM field and have Engineer in my job title. Don't be too hard on yourself.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

5! Is 5 factorial, which is 5x4x3x2x1, which is 120. It's not very common notation.

3 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 3

Well ..it's absolutely standard notation, but it's not a very well known one outside of mathsy folk that use it!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like the only notation I know. I'm european though

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You don't stats much do you

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Stats use chi square distributions not really combinations and permutations.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always hated it, though, for co-opting a symbol that is already in use. I didn't learn it at all in high school, but I skipped class lots

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t know what this factorial malarkey is, but 220*0.5=110 and 230-110 does, indeed, equal 120.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

omg, thanks. I couldn't see "x" as "times"...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5! = 1*2*3*4*5 but since he wrote that as a sentence, if ! is a symbol there should be a punctuation after it.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Yeah but since it's a joke and it even declares it as such, the point is to look past the literal and find the trick.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thought exactly! If you’re going to make punctuation marks important in your meme, then you should be using them correctly.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So to use his format properly, if I write 5! that's 120, but not if I write 5! Written like that it's just 5.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

120 is what I got too

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

yep, exactly! 5!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(Which is 5!)

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's funny, because he means 5-factorial, which is written as "5!'. 5! = 5*4*3*2*1 = 120

3 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are 10 types of people, those understand binary and those that dont-better joke

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are 2 types of people: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Funny"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mIsSeD SeVeNtH GrAdE MaTh

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 12

That was 11th grade for me and I focused on math & science.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey now I've gone all the way up to multivariable calculus and it still took my dumb ass reading the comments to get the joke.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The poster missed 1st grade litterature. The sentence ends at '!', so what he wrote is that the answer is '5' which is false.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is the kind of thing that is, at least historicall, quickly introduced and then dropped for years.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In my Podunk ass high school we never covered factorials.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It's only done in AUS with the top 5% so most people never see it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no he literally missed the point.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not seventh grade math.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Depends what country and what type of school. I was taught factoris, combinations and permutations in grade 7

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned them in 7th as well, but most of my counterparts later on learned them in 9th or 10th. I was in a special kids school

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You changed the math problem by adding the parenthesis. PEMDAS isn’t a rule, it’s a guide. The MDAS is not done in any discernible order. 1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

The only rules is. Parenthesis and then exponents. If you want a particular answer or for it to be solved a certain way, then you use the 2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parenthesis to indicate the order. Exceptions are when you have a variable and an internet together, such as 5x. That multiplication will 3

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Be done before any other MDAS operations. 4/4

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Integer* not internet

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5! (five factorial) = 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 = 120

3 years ago | Likes 1089 Dislikes 5

Five factorial Is not in the equation.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.... damn it

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The problem with this is while 5! Is correct people who did the math wrong but got the right answer will carry it forward. Sounds familiar..

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thank you for explaining it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m an engineer and I still think that’s bs lol

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is just 120 with extra steps ?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

so he just was bad at writing because the anwers sentence is missing the "."

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Purposefully.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't learn this in school. Or I did and forgot it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never thought I'd learn math in Imgur. Gotta browse more and hope to get a degree now.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

You absolutely won't learn math on here lol. And most the imgurians saying theyre good at math are just talking about arithmetic.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you equal parts pedantic and creative? If so a degree in math may be right for you?!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ty bb

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit!! I forgot about that.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me too - learned that at night school Algebra class.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow it’s been way too long since maths classes. I’m old and dumb now

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

take your damn upvote

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh goddamnit

3 years ago | Likes 247 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, I'm a STEM guy and I missed that.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Haha me too. The delivery was smooth

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what any of you are talking about

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gets me every time.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Cmon @DaveTheScientist you let’s us men of science down…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did, and I'm not afraid to admit it. That was smooth

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's backwards! It's 5 × 4 × 3 × 2 × 1

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 9

Factorials are only defined on Unique Factorization Domains though, meaning the multiplication is always commutative and any order is valid.

3 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

But it's easiest to program recursively starting at n and moving down to the base-case 1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Also incomplete if we want to follow it to a T, 5x4x3x2x1x1

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why would you have to ×1 twice in total? Nevermind ×1 is an identity property, it should appear only once in a factorial expansion.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its because the mathematical definition of a factorial is 0! = 1 and N! = N x (N-1)! [note including either of the 1s is pointless]

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's to represent that 0! = 1.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHY IS EVERYBODY MULTIPLYING BY 1?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You have to or it doesn't count.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

FUCK YOU, SIMPLIFICATION IS ALWAYS PREFERABLE.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why don't you include 0 too then, that would make solving factorials soooo much easier!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair, if you DO do it, it doesn't matter.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honest question: would that make a difference in a multiplication ooeration?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neigh. 5x2 = 10. 2x5=10. Times both by 3? Both are 30. It's all being multiplied by the same amount, the order doesn't matter.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, it's called the commutative property (a+b=b+a). + and × are commutative, - and ÷ are not.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got West Dakota as an answer

3 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

West? Oh, my answer was way off.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I copied this guy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This deserves way more thumbs up ? ? ? ?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Soooo much better than east Nebraska, am I right

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got my dick stuck in something, but it wasn't West Dakota :(

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A mountain momma?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"5!" means Five Factorial, which means take that number and every integer under it down to 1 and multiply them in sequence.

3 years ago | Likes 284 Dislikes 2

I thought he was yelling 5

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In essence, 5*4*3*2*1... which is indeed 120.

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Ah. I didn't see that. so 5x4x3x2 = 120.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Technically also x1 but that's redundant so

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The problem is that ! is called an exclamation mark and is used to indicate something important. Most people that arent into math wont /1

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

understand that it goes with the 5. Now if there were words after the 5! then people might figure it out easier. /2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: 0! = 1

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what's the point of factorials?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Plenty of applications, e.g., combinatorics, probability, stats. Mathematicians are lazy so we invent symbols and notation to abbreviate.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mostly in statistics but looks like it's probably common in other math subjects as well.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calculating possible combinations.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh. Thank you. That actually makes sense.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The number of way to arrange list a number of n unique items is n!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kills a week in middle school math class

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making math jokes.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0