Benderfender

621 pts ยท February 22, 2016


My uncle lives 10 minutes from here holy shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crusade time?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

DDR!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still have one I took apart and reused the shit out of somewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just Do It, With Your Husbands Permission.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Playing both bass and guitar, this is 100% accurate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And I know you have lighters because I can smell the Marijuana from here."

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I think I have access to the bass in the first picture

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wrote a paper on reducing regulation and removing the ability to patent GMOs... using Monsanto's research! HAHAHAHAHA

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much better with Hammer Smashed Face in the background

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$5000? Filthy fucking casual.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

After watching a few Isis videos, I'd kill those fuckers like prairie dogs and not regret it one bit.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

I sleep nude and have a couple of ARs under the bed. The only thing that's missing is a camera so I can catch the guy's reaction.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told a guy to fuck off because he was looking for propane for a "heater" he couldn't describe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that's more information than I needed. Thanks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How much is this in the US before the taxes and paperwork mountain?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is exactly why I bought my dad a smoker for Christmas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't defend us, we are really that stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 10

Unwinnable? Winning against Hillary is like winning a T ball participation award.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

MY FUCKING SIDES

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if it's not our fault and our planet is trying to kill us? Like the body getting a fever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We were given two bomb to chose from, one we were told had a bigger payload, and another with a potentially shorter clock.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think the point of that is there are some powerful people with impressionable followings that have no idea what they're talking about

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had family in the cattle industry as long as I can remember and I've never seen them used fir anything but self defense

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heels in high, Amerikan spi.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"Ooh look at me Mr. Superior I'm a hunter-gatherer that evolved out of basic needs." What the fuck do you think canine teeth are for?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My grandfather who did cancer research said this in those exact words.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude that was the best one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have the chance see this man live. It is everything you expect and then some.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0