Beercycles

641 pts ยท August 4, 2014


Solid

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY PUP IS ELOISE TOO!!! I've had for three years as of today!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOMETOWN ?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I read that as "masturbating," and for a moment thought that I really needed to up my game.

7 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 0

Not 10 minutes ago I texted someone that I cannot stand Laphroaig 10... tastes like gasoline and pinecones to me. Balvenie 12 all the way.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I LOVE YOU, BEAVER MAX

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I LOVE YOU, MAX

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

his race/color before reading your comment. People are terrible in all shades, and people are wonderful in all shades. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend, I believe I would feel the same way in your shoes. But trust that there are many others like myself that didn't even notice (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had surgery on Mon and was given top-notch care by all of the nurses. It was my first surgery alone and was scared. 3 nurses held my hand.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the opposite of a problem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how much I need to sit on a dick right now.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Actually it was her sister...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHO THE FUCK MAKES A PB&J LIKE THAT. GET THE CORNERS YOU HEATHEN

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

For reeeeaaall

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That reminds me of Eternal Sunshine if the Spotless Mind! I highly recommend it to those that have not seen it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came back to upvote this. Gold.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Source: I had one named Petey and she was a fucking asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will always advocate against hedgehogs as pets. They're dicks. They do not want to be your pet. They want to do their own hedgehog thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She had another post that said something like, How do I thank him for what he's done? How do I just go on without him? D':

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I can't tell whether you mean that that dog was amazing or terrible. I have a black lab/shepherd mix now and she is a sweetie!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Go Pack!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have also heard "The wolf is giving birth."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am reading Koontz's The Taking right now and this is terrifying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's your price?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0