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#funny #awesome #memes #cats #random_meme dump
IWentToImgurandalliGotWasThisUsername
You had my upvote at Basghetti
Cindicate674
#16 is that Laura Clery?
CrazyMrowLady
My crush fell in love with my cat. My cat is gay. I am now the third wheel in their relationship.
Yomamma
+1 for CAT TAX
Beercycles
monsiuerdownvotes
NurseSlacky
obviouscoconut
6) "sh...it doesn't fit" * keeps pushing
DisguisedLizardThing
Much like humans, the lime is not to be peeled. That's how my lawyer explained it.
Cottonflame
#23 Please tell me I'm not the only one who loves eating just plain lemons & limes...
farleykroll
Can someone explain the "Sweetie" spelling bee meme?
HAupvote
Lol is #7 Mia Khalifa?
IGotCharlieWork
Wolf kitty
Elsniffler
I actually love peeled lime though :/
Mees2211
#6 is bullshit. I live there and it's in the Netherlands. We don't have these ads in English.
KidKarless
dont pancakes have eggs in them...
gaamon
That seven years old kid draws better than me
ino84
Definitely not a 7 year old kid, they don't tend to sign their drawings
meskuntujay
whos the girl w the cops?
snackmanistan
Mia Khalifa, porn star
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes
Isn't pancake mix made with eggs? They don't love those chickens, they're feeding them their own unborn children...
InternetExplorer2001
More like feeding them their own menstruation, but close enough.
adjacentengels
Can someone explain the "sweetie" one?
Kaselehlia
Memers like to spell it “sweaty” like... “think again sweaty” or something. Or that’s what I understood from it
kibateo
that's so stupid and i love it.
ShapesIndustries
The car key has no teeth, dead give away!
ian1035nr
i thought the same thing. But there are people who get so excited they miss that sort of detail.
Lulabel73
I'm off to google how old Pharrell is
Lulabel73
44.
TheNCISfangirl
Because he is a supernatural....probably a vampire ......he is actually a lot older.
Lulabel73
Truckfromthewoods
Muslim girl is porn star.....
anathemaexdevice
Don't pancakes have egg in them? ...Guess you don't love your chickens THAT much :/
xann101
Chickens are opportunistic carnivores. They'll eat any meat of you give it to them, one of my chickens has a penchant for general tso's
BitchezOnMahDick
Chickens eat eggs. You leave shell bits in, it's good for them
Templarfreak
You can make it without egg. o.o
schrutefarmms
Wait..is that Mia Khalifa?
sykoticflaw
Yep.
DarkDraega07
Yes
AwkwardCamel
Yes
iamkarlpilkington
I thought we agreed that ice hockey one was shopped
TheLunaDiviner
It was. And I comment that on every dump it's posted in. "I wish I only got two minutes for hooking" is the OG poster and funnier imo
iamkarlpilkington
That's way funnier. I always hated that pic cos it made me feel gross reading that. Cheers
mrjackydees
Lol why gross
iamkarlpilkington
Tmi really. Why would I want to know that they did that?
sahdad
At Chipotle my friend will say 1 scoop of chicken when asked how many, then will "change his mind" and say 2. If you say 2 from the start
sahdad
You get smaller scoops, if you wait till after then they've already set a precedent with the big single.
angelofcandybar
How long do you think until that chipotle catches on?
Fuckweasel
As if they haven't already, this bit of "wisdom" is so old the first person to say it probably already died of old age.
GBspiral
Supposed 4oz scoop either way. Single scoops being larger IS them giving you extra. So way to be a greedy dick m8. Dont hold up the line.
Fuckweasel
sahdad
Actually he's 32 and he's getting married next month.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Okay it's been happening all day. Why can't I see all the picks in an album
SpaceCthulhu
Same here. Side note, I remember looking through all your posts and comments at least a year ago because I spend too much time here. Hi.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Figured it out. Update your app! And also wassup fellow time waster lol
laurendominick
The Chipotle one could NOT be more accurate. It's like, "Here's your three cups of rice and your tablespoon of chicken. Sour cream?"
mycatToastwasafatasshole
That's why you use your words and ask for more.
DumpoldRant
Ask for half and half of two different meats. You almost always get about 2 scoops. Some employees know it, I don't go if they're working.
EvilEkips
Just ignore all the big chains and get like double and better service from a small restaurant. :)
TEDwisdom
Ask for "just a little bit of rice". Then it'll take up less space in the burrito and you can ask for a little more of something else
rodrigosanchez
Let me save you $30 at your next lunch. Try taco bell. If you custom order you can avoid too much rice and their hot sauces are decent.
scout29
qdoba is best. free guac, melted cheese sauce, and free drink for students.
drakewarnock
I like the meat itself at Chipotle better, but Qdoba's tortilla soup is great.
Neorago
Chipotle is overrated. Moe's all the way! :D
Catbug430
Sadly my only options for quick Mexican are Chipotle or diarrhea, I mean Taco Bell
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
I get double the diarrhea at Chipotle at 4X the price.
Molder12
Moes is shitty imo
mulligylan
Welcome to moes!
lostnortherner
Moe's 5 layer dip from BJs is amazing.
FutureRetroism
Moe's is fine unless you actually want some flavor.
Neorago
Tbh, none of the chains are good. All are bland. I prefer local Mexican restaurants. But between Chipotle and Moe's, I'll take Moe's.
alicefreak47
If you have a Pollo Loco or Taco Star near you, they are incredible fast Mexican food chains.
Neorago
They do not :( I try to not eat fast food as a general rule, though, so maybe it's a good thing I'm missing out.
drakewarnock
I think they have good salsa, but yeah the food itself is only ok
LadyMidnightToker
Yes.. That's why I do not bother... I love Freebirds.. Same concept, more meat!
DickPicsForTitPics
Fuck yeah! Love Freebirds
2sheepstothewind
Bbq chicken burritos \o/
dogsunpizza
FREE BIIIIIRD!
Imadethisusernamesoyoucanthahaha
But they don’t have bacon anymore (Atleast the location close to me) and that was the best part for me
aninjasbeer
Did you know that you can just walk into one of those with a pocket full of bacon?
Hulktopus
I walk just about everywhere with a pocket full of bacon. In case I get hungry or meet a good boy.
hapgil88
If you ask for "a little more" they should give you more without charging. Source: I used to work at Chipotle.
mulligylan
Gotta ask for double meat after they are done with the first scoop so they don't short you any more
GBspiral
And roll thier eyes at your cheap ass cant pay for thier overpriced food nonsense
indigoroyalblue
Overpriced food? It's a burrito a big as your head for $7.
GBspiral
You're paying for a smile and speed (if anything) dont kid yourself honey.
GBspiral
And it is mostly rice and beans which are both cheap as fucking dirt. Also sub par cuts of meat for the "steak" tbh.
indigoroyalblue
You're paying people's salaries, rent, insurance, advertising, farmers, lawyers, new locations. Food cost is minimal to overhead nowadays.