BatteryLife

25949 pts ยท November 18, 2014


I have osteoporosis

>Jerry Only

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

why don't you love me anyway.... why don't you love me anyway....

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

the ending where he just leaves for the island was shit, but not worse than the final battle that took like 1 chapter

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Garfield Kart

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that black Negan?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you like Phil Collins?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I only know them from memes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when I wrote this I was severely drunk lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it'd be cool of all the people regardless of election it was would leave if they said so

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Standing at the concession

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

My best has 4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rage Against the Crusades

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

here come the "nice guys" saying how they think the one sitting down is hot

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 19

My boss is kind of a dick and always yells at us for not being friendly enough if the customer doesn't respond

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I couldn't do stuff like this if I had an instruction manual even

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is some of the coolest shit I've ever seen in my entire life

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Let it be known that I was one of the first

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your dad reminds me of Bruce Dickenson for some reason

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Camel McCamelface

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I agree. I like their new album without Tate, Condition Human. I saw them live with the new guy and like him more lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

huh, I recognize that from an album I know. Neato

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your computer background Supercollider by Megadeth?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know why they call him Zero? Because there's nothing going on in his stupid little head

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

The P o o P L o o P

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I love them actually

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey me too, but at least I can jack off

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nativity in Black (NIB)

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I'm the shy friend too. My method is to ask out on date, get rejected and feel good for doing after for a few months. Works every time

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Soarin through the galaxy

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Sweet, now maybe I won't mess up. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1