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PunnyDad
Canknot believe it
Ionlylurkbecausemymemegameissoweak
That's a case for Inspector Favorget!
devilsmagicvagina
knot tying
StoicHoneyBadger
Good information for all you knotty boys and girls out there.
Adamanteus
you lost me at step one.
JollyRogarrgh
Now i can finally torture Daniel Craig!
DragonsAndParagons
Knot doop
chasingxsunsets
**1: that's a monkeys fist. **2: a list of knots is really only useful if it gives a brief description of what each knot is designed to do.
TheMonkeySpanker
I have tried dozens of times to teach myself how to tie knots and SUCK AT IT every time.
Tezza48
the one you never tie from the perspective you need it? Bowline...
Septym
The Trucker's Hitch is all I need to know. The greatest knot of all , So flexible and strong.
lonelyorange
Let's do the Trucker's Hitch!
ExcuseBot
Knot a sex toy post
ArchaeoJones
The monkey's fist. Add a musket ball in the center for an effective self defense weapon.
pAnicsc2
Monkey's fist
palmedace
That slippery hitch is really pushing the boundaries of what constitutes a knot
justherefortheshitposting
What the fuck is a Chinese ball knot you gormless motherfucker? That
justherefortheshitposting
-THAT is a fucking Monkey's Fist.
TheBannedHammer
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SoupX2
No noose 0/10
subjug8r
Why would anyone actually need this?
The22ndDoctor
Are you trying to capture demons? Because Clive Barker tells me that's how you capture demons.
Gib00
StunnedGoofy
It does knot matter anyway...
x9bbbbbbbbbrendan
The only essential knot
RagePhish
What does one do with that Chinese ball knot?
jonashm
You can also put some floating material like cork in the middle and use as a key ring that'll float.
cogs
Called a monkey's fist in the West, used as a heaving line to aid in in starting larger line ashore or between ships.
RagePhish
Neat
Monkeybone5581
Could you Knot?
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
-1 for no noose
WooperLooper
The monkey's fist!
AlexanderTheGood
'Essential'.
Sp00kyGhost
Where's the poop loop?
ItsOnlyHumanNatural
http://imgur.com/xKIyCii
CuddleMonsterWithKnives
*pooooop!*
PrattLord
Directions unclear. All my fingers have twine around them. They are turning purple. Typing with nose.
midd1eearth
You ded now
InformalProof
I can send you help but youll have to code it, it will be like that scene in the Martian where they sent instructions via pointing a camera
InformalProof
I hope you brought snacks
narwall101
That's a monkey's fist
xycotic
http://slurmed.com/wall/075/075_gunter-mars-u_1024.png
Fucokinase
Also pretty sure there's a marble or something in the middle of that
BeardedCoach92
THE MONKEY !
BatteryLife
The P o o P L o o P
michaelpaice2
A rose by any other name
monkeysfist101
Aye.
yenmcilrath
syn·o·nym: a word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language.
pootstix
its a circly knotting twisty rope ball, its the same thing its a synonym.
Jufasa
That doesn't work for proper nouns though, it is a monkeys fist, it has nothing to do with China and calling it that is just wrong
Gabe1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Charzarding
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BurgundyBurrito
I learned that from spongebob
deeday
Great for heaving lines
Scuttlebuttle
Navy/ Merchant Marine?
deeday
Fisherman
Astralos
Deck Cadet here. Bastard to learn, easy when practiced.
deeday
You said it dude
TheGhostInAJar
Yes I can't tell you how many times a day I say to myself "If only I knew how to tie a Chinese ball knot"
LeyMarie
Haven't we all
OfMiceAndMenus
I learned it as the 'monkey's fist' knot.
WhyKn0t
DaveYanakov
Not every day but at least once every other week. It's deceptively useful
CorporalCow
It's called a monkey's fist and its easier than it looks, I tie a lot of them with extra climbing rope that I have.
shovel556
you use it to beat the shit outta people
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Is...is it none? Except for once today?
MarilynManson
Beautiful. Thanks for the laugh.
KWhiteRussian
Useful for throwing lines or smacking someone upside the head.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
What's the opposite of a life hack?
YourLocalSnitch
Life Law Abide.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
chinese ball knot
tzxAzrael
best part is where it skips the "now sneak a big steel ball into the middle here" steps.
SocoFox
Make out of paracord, put in a golf ball or steel ball, add another strap of paracord with a carabiner so you can loop it, oh KASMACK
PlutoIsNotAPlanetLetItGo
The main thing he skipped over was the immense time it would have taken to tighten at the end because he started with a stupidly large loop.
tzxAzrael
just start with the first loop, so each loop is only tightened once. if you start with the last loop, then you have to retighten over n over