Batlacit

29 pts ยท July 7, 2014


Dude, you're arguing with someone who can actually understand the original text. King James did a hack job translation to serve politics.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahh, they're fine. The bitey end is already in the snake, and the snake's got his mouth full!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a while... crocodile still works!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It just takes practice. Then you'll become so good at it you can do it on demand and start to worry that you've destroyed your eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god, that makes these the photos from when Yoda's parents showed up at his work and horribly embarrassed him in front of his peers!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have one of these guys' remotes! Though mine's a Sonic Screwdriver. ...So same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually that's a misconception - the rivets were fine. Titanic hit the iceberg in the worst possible way - never been replicated since.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like he's still watching.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(3) creator would have to go through to keep track of re-uploads like that, or how many other people might have made the same mistake I did.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2) had uploaded it to a public domain repository. Fortunately caught it in time (total luck.) Can't imagine the frustration the original

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually remember one time doing some 3D work for a client I accidentally ended up stealing a copyrighted element because someone else (1)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, it is for everyone BUT the Commander in Chief. It's just a tradition Reagan started to return the salutes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, another red and white piebald doxie!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Oranges are plastic, intended purely as camouflage for passersby.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That said, the limeade is GREAT!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had difficulty maintaining eye contact due to a tic, now in polygamous marriage with 2 women, a garbage man, and a french poodle. Whoops.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, I know! Though if it were I'm not sure I'd be able to avoid obesity.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(A visual which I was fairly certain would not have been possible to create in the real world until I saw this...)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda reminds me of the hotel rooms in the Secret World!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AKA Walter Woof.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AKA Walter Woof.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There are actually about 3 different subtypes of Golden Retriever last time I checked. Newer ones tend to be darker and smaller.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was not expecting to see this today, or laugh so hard!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're supposed to extend the little lines out though, aren't you? to give it that starburst look?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, you get to poop INSIDE? I guess you're the new alpha then. Just leave some for me and I'll be happy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Wisconsin alumni and DS9 fan I can assure everyone these are all true. Especially the lies.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...What does it say about me that I figured out where this was going by the third panel?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite true anymore. Besides, they address the immediate problems of carbon emissions quite well - no gas car can say the same.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welp, I know what I'm bringing up at the next family dinner!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd never thought of that before...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0