AustinBenji

202 pts ยท October 23, 2015


Took me 1/6th of a dump to finish this Shrek.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't tell because no audio, but she's interviewing John Cena.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Sharks moving inland during a storm. If one's brewing it's wise to be out of the water.

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Why is the title not Caliconundrum?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who was beaten with a golf club, get her one of the defense only class. Like judo or something. Fighting is never with it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell, that's cheap, mine cost $40k. Texas sucks sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"no drama" was literally the only requirement I had when I started dating my wife. Lucky for me she's awesome to boot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Last one is clearly Bill Nye. He was great in iRobot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I locked it how would they catch me? That's no fun

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depression, not depressed. There's a big difference. If you don't see one, you don't have depression.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Valentine puppies!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh neat, that's my neighborhood. Time to move I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, they should be stored head down for easy retrieval. Clearly this one was put in wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Riiight

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Herbert? Til.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... are you offended on Paul's behalf? Doesn't seem like someone worth defending.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

Snug as a pug in a rug

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on what you're going for ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Veri acurate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanna buy me and the lady a drink?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me once. I got a free drink out of it. Dude was really cool.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That's lame. I can't eat gluten, but I know the good breads and but them for my wife. Husband needs to not take it personal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're like shorts, but for dorks. I still love mine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Isn't this why they've got the one AND the many? Could have been you, but there could also have been several others.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way to judge someone based on their looks instead of their personality, fatty.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Perhaps try not being a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Link?

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Follow the yellow brick road.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this where they make light sabers?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0