AssumingDirectControl

13763 pts · July 27, 2012


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This ceremony is for the dead, not us.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m pretty sure a rodent’s thought process is always “Chew. Chew. Hawk? Hawk! Hawk? Chew. Chew. Chew.”

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Still awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If by "machines" you mean "Gigeresque cyberdongs," then yes.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought it was to parallel the American view of the Mujahideen. They were Afghan cowboys in the 80's, before they became the Taliban.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Bear totem OP plz nerf. I made a Monk/Druid/Bearbarian once. I just wanted a high DEX guy who really liked bears and was also a bear.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Until one of the little bastards with a stick shoots angry stuff at you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pure STR Barbarians have to manage too many stats. CON must take priority but DEX falls off, leading to a middling AC.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That moment when the sociopathic loner is the most morally upstanding character in a movie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Hitler all the way down.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or being hit by a car. Not everyone waits for death.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The segment behind the cart looks like it's a different material. They probably placed the wall behind the cart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soldiers doing PT because a 2 foot drop is apparently the most dangerous part of the day.

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Why Mars? It's moons are like a mosquito compared to a person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Moon happens to be a good size for the life to form on Earth. We wouldn't notice if it wasn't because we wouldn't be here.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

North Korea=Democratic Republic

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you think words condone violence and impulses should decide action, then you should live in the woods with other animals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm actually dead-set against Progressivism, but nice try.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about they take you out drinking for your birthday and then have you sign a contract.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But if you leave it unattended, how can you say you care about what happens to it?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The legal system thinks it still belongs to you, but if you really cared about your property, why would you leave it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does ownership of a home continue after you leave the premise?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is a drunk person responsible if someone uses their poor situational awareness to steal their wallet?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

simmer pi devilled eggs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lot, actually. The Taliban blows it up or uses it as an ammo depot and children as shields so we don't blow it up.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

There was something on my chest, staring into my eyes, keeping me from moving last time I had SP, and I knew it wanted to hurt me. Fuck SP.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The joke is rarely funny if the joker and audience don't find rape to be awful.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

u rnt in teh untied status arm forses. u wont git ar languij.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no mon am in teh rme on n joint base wit airmin. thay tek al teh halle berry chizz nd we onli git teh lobstur :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the Marin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0