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Tensions are running high in the White House #MiniMooch
Jul 30, 2017 4:26 PM
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TheWombatStrikesAgain
...aaand he's already fired.
scooterwillie
SukhberS
Well done OP.
Treblaine
"We get the congress and then we cut from the healthcare budget... ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!"
Endocrom
The number of resignations and firings so far I wouldn't be surprised if there actually is a panel of buttons with people's names on them.
MajorPubes
HippDeutschMan
Omfg!!! I'm crying that is legendary!!
CatBlaster5000
Are you crying? Are you really?
StephenDaniels
Kid Rock wants to run for Senator from Michigan. Is Vern (Mini Me) Troyer still in his entourage?
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
I think Vern was accidentally eaten in a drunken last call burrito incident
fractalsphere
Frighteningly accurate
nclu
I was going to say something about Trump being the side-kick to Putin. But then I remembered the bumbling villain that was Dr. Evil.
immortalbucket
crashdummy35
Dude...that is HILARIOUS!
confirmsthings
Tremendous.
JorelJ
Ready the "Laser"
Zyrin
We have just been informed that because of the costs of the wall we can only afford a laser pointer.
Sekolah
I cast repeal Obamacare
EliteSpork
It's not very effective.
Sekolah
I recast repeal Obamacare, with no tax rich people bonus
OdeToBouncer
Take President Trump's limo on your way to the frontpage.. http://imgur.com/GA2HA0h
OdeToBouncer
Jesus Tapdancing Christ the "Mini Mooch" on the button label. http://imgur.com/KEJOcAb
TheDragodile
Oh god, this is so, so good
Hotord
Hahahahaha, that is great!
TheOneThatGotBanned
the crazy thing is that the reality is funnier but also scarier.
WillemHellfire
As funny as this is, it is beyond maddening. This is our reality now. :(
CrispyFarts
The Mooch looking to get some front stabbing action
anormaldudefromflorida
MrMagnanimous
BobKelsoMD
keep em open
judodonono
It's Sunday, gonna miss Colbert for another 24 hours
ErinFromTheOffice
It's true. He's a good guy. He stabs people in the front.
CrispyFarts
Is that really you Erin?
BlackElkSpeaks
Chalybos
Hahahaaa .. haaaa ... ha ... ha ... shit????
EmperorRamen
Those are really realistic masks
PianoMan2112
Forget politics; this GIF is amazing!
NeverRubAnotherMansRhubarb
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
Glorious
falloutboy33
Video of this is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re2FFqBGDnQ
CatBlaster5000
Glorious.
Axewhipe
.
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
So accurate it is NOT hilarious the way idiocracy is hilarious but not really anymore
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Cuz it is no longer hyberbolic they way it should be. The satire wore off of it
ThatAssholeOverThere
It's terrifying that people still like Trump even with all this shit and him demanding total loyalty from everyone. The president should 1/2
ThatAssholeOverThere
be loyal to the people, not the other way around. 2/2
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
We have tribalized. The hardcore Trumpians see everything Obama or anyone left of center does as a personal attack, and now vice versa. 1/2
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I think there is a non-negligible chance that we are fucked beyond repair, and Trump is the symptom of the rot, not the cause. 2/2
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I've really tried to understand how anyone can still support him but I just don't get it.
VajrapaniP
God what a shitshow administration. The electoral college should be dissolved.
Lukapaka
Nay
GreenYawgmoth
in acid.
SteveMND
I will agree it deserves a revamp.
JupitersWitch
No it should not. What happens when it works in your favor?
ShimmerFairy
It would suck. Winning despite what the popular vote says is never good.
JupitersWitch
It only sucks when a person someone does like wins.
Orion1189
I'd argue that it worked in no one's favor this time.
JupitersWitch
Okay but if Trump gets the popular vote next time, you'll be praying for the electoral college to elect your chosen candidate.
hulkhagan
I agree it's a shitshow. I disagree that the electoral college should be dissolved. #imreadyforthedownvotes
VajrapaniP
You are entitled to your opinion, but the state representatives certainly did not listen to their constituents.
Treblaine
Why stop there? Why not have a system MORE detached from what the people actually want? Why should majority matter in a democracy?
spudpicker
The electoral college reinforces apathy among youth, who feel their vote won't matter. Voting Dem in Idaho is useless, so why bother? 1/
spudpicker
That said, I agree that the electoral college throwing out Trump would feel like a coup, and lead to huge anger among a turbulent group. 2/2
Treblaine
Yet that is PRECISELY what the Electoral College was supposed to do, the rules allow it, yet it cannot and will not be done.
StephenDaniels
Its not the EC's fault that many, many people voted for Trump. Its their fault for voting for Trump.
StephenDaniels
I know I'll get hit, but there's some validity to the idea that Trump would have campaigned different if winning came from just a majority.
Treblaine
Except Trump genuinely believes he won the popular vote.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
It's one and only relevant purpose in today's society was to protect us from a madman being elected. Doesn't seem to be effective.
CherubCow
It also serves as a safeguard against negative types of populism, and it prevents groupthink from overwhelming dissenting voices.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Again, did not function that way.
CherubCow
Actually it did, though perhaps not to DNC's desired will. For instance, metropolitan groupthink was definitely disrupted by the EC. (1/3)
McGreed
Lol, seem some trumptards was downvoting the gif, it jumped 15 points down when I voted it up.
LilCrackCrumbs
Actually this is on the front page of r/the_Donald too, with credit to the creator of course.
LilCrackCrumbs
And straight from his/her own mouth "Gif creator here, not supposed to be pro or anti Trump, hopefully a little something for everyone :)"
DevilsArsehole
+1 for trumptards
iMalinowski
This Trumptard laughed. OP gets an upvote.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Perhaps you would prefer the traitor woman who has sacrificed babies and drank their blood in the name of satan as your commander in chief.
WVGleeman
Username checks out.
polytropon
If this were a troll, then it'd be brilliant. Sadly, I can't tell anymore. It's like the Onion being real life all over again.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Lol wut?
Welcome2Machine
Yes. I would prefer most any American who is a natural born citizen, over the age of 35, and not a narcissistic asshole.
AgentSmithPS4
I thought you were for hillary?
McGreed
You are a typical moron, who cannot see anything else then black and white. There was other candidates there, who would be better.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
I've triggered you with what I thought was very obvious sarcasm smh
itsabooper
Imgur's being autistic again, they can't tell what jokes are.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Yeah, like I actually think Hillary Clinton sacrifices babies and drinks their blood in the name of Satan. She hasn't done that in years!!
SteveMND
Try again when you have an actual argument to put forth.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Man you guys are way too sensitive these days.
SteveMND
No, man, if you're going to be a troll, or going to be a Trumpster, either way, at least put some in some effort. Blood-drinking? Sheesh.
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Pfft oh fuck off.
Cavalrysword
"The White House offered Susan Lucci a job, but she turned it down because it's too much of a soap opera there." (heard on NPR)
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CaldariBob
I don't know why they're still making temperate Dad jokes... Trump's already cutting their public funding. Nothing left to lose, guys!
AgentSmithPS4
Legalized by Obama, National Propaganda Radio. Before him it was illegal to use propaganda against our own people.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
I can assure you we've been propagandized to for decades, regardless of this law.
SpitefulRed
For domestic consumption, we've had the Ad Council for decades
imooforyou
In the context of Trump and NPR, you sound so overwhelmingly immersed in propaganda you wouldn't be able to recognize a reality.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
You should listen to NPR. I read National Review and Wall St Journal. If I can read it you can. I have a strong feeling NPR will be easier.
Eatmyshortshortswhowearsshortshorts
Explain
CaldariBob
Noooooooooooooo! Don't encourage the deplorable ignorants!
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
He can't. Because its nonsense.
AgentSmithPS4
You have it backwards, search it yourself.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Fair enough. Oh, I see whole first page is Breitbart and InfoWars. Loosen that tin foil hat. I'll never get that 30 seconds back. I'm out.
AgentSmithPS4
http://www.maxkeiser.com/2013/06/first-time-since-1948-propaganda-is-now-legal-in-the-u-s/ and more
AgentSmithPS4
http://www.businessinsider.com/ndaa-legalizes-propaganda-2012-5
flacoloco
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
DorothyAndTotoToo
I really hate Scaramouche and wish he'd leave the White House. And take his song with him. It hasn't left my brain all week, dammit.
MuspellsEnd
That's the only thing I can ever think about when I hear his name. Glad I'm not alone.
dubone99
Thunderbolt and lighting
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
RisingSol
definitely the first thing i thought of when I saw his name.
MothMonsterMan
I can never pronounce that name right, I just call him Sacramento. Looks and probably smells the same
RogueEngineer
Thunder bolts and lightning, very very frightening
NoVoteForYou
Bismillah no! [I will not let him go]
Mockingbirb
astronomygeek7
I thought the same exact thing.
e0jay
I've been waiting all week for someone to make this joke. Thank you for making my dream come true. ❤
snotcaulk
I've seen it 867 times this week. https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYxV67vke0FqBG0/giphy.gif
e0jay
I'm a hermit.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Colbert did it the night afyer he was hired
GeneralBLUE88
Colbert has been the most entertaining late night guy reporting on everything "presidential"
QuantumSupersexposition
Thunderbolt of lighting… very very frightening!
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Galileo!
ErinInStereo
Galileo!
RooplePooples
Galileo Figaro!
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Magnifico! O-
mobeis
Shapiro fan?
yeetmypug
Shapiro for prez 2020
mobeis
Amen brother
mobeis
You watch the debate just now?
hansolongdingdongtralala
27yoUGLYvirgin
On the one had I wish this didn't end so quickly, on the other hand I wish I could burn my brain now.
Euphio
Politics and fighting, very very frightening!
Jus10Ed
Galileo! Galileo!
TrashPandaTuesday
Galileo Figaro! Magnifico-co-co-co
Canadoug
I said this to my wife the other day and she looked at me like I had brain damage. +1
imgursample
Ditto
dublet
Ex wife, i presume?
Canadoug
I haven't pissed her off enough to leave, yet.
probationaryperiod
I had the exact same experience with my husband.
Dhaenir
An obvious solution presents itself.
BukkakeTiramisu
Maybe you do
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
plot twist: he doesn't have a wife and he does have brain damage
Canadoug
Who was in my house then? Uh oh.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Ever since the day I was born. "Drugs" is what they used to say I was on.
SomeRandomlyGeneratedUsername
They said I never knew which way I was going, but everywhere I go they keep playing my song
DustyMcKnuckles
LyraTheLycan
The new GTA V DLC is a little hard to use.
Ryebread91
Had to zoom on mobile to see when it looped. Good stuff.
villlllle
That Evil Corporation logo looks just like F-Secure logo =D
pointynipples
Current status of American politics
mburicao
TyDugganWrites
YAAAAS
TyDugganWrites
QUEEEEEN
FurtiveGlancer
Fucking freak show - just because clinton/wasserman stopped bernie...
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
*current status of government... for the last 40 years.
IThurtswhenIP6
Well played
ContainsCaffine
Sockpuppet89
Under rated post
Mockingbirb
Insomnia297
It's all the more funny when you realize this isn't even possible
dj505
I hear they did some kind of crazy 50-something point turn to get it in there and turn it around lol. Could be remembering wrong tho
dj505
Ok, apparently it was a 27-point turn
Insomnia297
Wait, really? Seems like the hypotenuse would be longer than the hall is wide.
JayEnfield
Dear America: What the fuck are you guys doing over there? Sincerely, Rest of the World.
Goldcart
Dear World: Please be advised that our country's Representatives are not representative of us as a country. Thank you for your time.
DeviousLuxray
Trying not to resort to civil war or assassins.
antifolkhero
Apparently pretending like the Republicans have some kind of point rather than knowing they're just here to punish their fellow Americans.
DotSlashNatalie
Dear Rest of the World: Please send help. We don't know what's going on and we are scared. Sincerely, America.
LeviathAileron
we have no idea. time elapses slowly. send halp. and alcohol. alcohol first, what we have isn't enough to deal with this shit.
Strongharbour432
Living on an island makes a great spot to watch the world burn
suboptima1
Just hanging out, you?
daugbret
Laughing in a vain attempt to cope with the fragile status of the socioeconomic systems that support my lifestyle. Ha ha ha ha ha.
aclarko
A grand experiment: the right is in control of all branches of government. The results are better than expected. No ACA repeal or replace.
aclarko
I expected ACA to be replaced with a system where we beg our corporate overlords for pittance every time we need to see a doctor
fatcatfreya
We just don't know
noctynight
Reply: we figured out how to make progress by going backwards.
peridotstar
Well, basically the captain of the plane turned out to be a rhesus monkey, so all the passengers are flapping their arms outside the windows
peridotstar
2) to work together to keep us airborne. So far we've been doing a respectable job of mitigating this horseshit, but that's the only upside.
peridotstar
Here's the collective 'resistance's best success to date
TheFastpaws
We are trying to give everyone else a chance to catch up by gutting ourselves.
Knilore
Apparently at some point we thought putting people in a pissing contest was a good way to represent "The People"
StuntinTableFlipper
American education system has literally brainwashed millions into believing everything on the television, periodicals, and internet.
RNeao
In my experience the public education system just makes people hate authority. So I like that.
imooforyou
I'd say its our culture too. We've always been known for being dramatic, cocky, and sloppy. We just took it way too fucking far.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Dear Rest of the World: we have no idea what the fuck we are doing over here.
Alduth
P.S. Please send help.
MrRandom314159
P.P.S. Don't tell anyone we asked for help though.
peridotstar
Or do, but later we'll say we were kidding (with a wink and a nudge). I'll bake you a berry pie if you help though, seriously.
ch1ckensandw1ch
...and nudes
andyskeels
These comments just write themselves!
InsanityReborn
Dear America: Ask us how we do it. Please. Honestly. This is toxic to watch. Sincerely, Canada.
Jusmar
How's your economy doing? Sincerely, America
Jusmar
I guess an economy based on oil and pride parade photos isn't sustainable eh?
noptic
Dear Canada, can you please have an eye on the US? They might need help keeping the doomsday weapons safe *wink* *wink*
InsanityReborn
We don't really have a military to do anything about them though. Ask the Swiss.
TigerThong
Trump has been promising to sink it so we'll see what the next spiteful trick is
spudpicker
The ONE promise he's serious about keeping, and it had to be health care.
Carnwenhau
That's letting it sink, like stabbing a person in the face is letting them die of old age.
TechMasterAllen
He threatened to cut senators health care if they don't pass the repeal.
SassySEVhatespantsAlways
Can he actually do that though?
blessedarethecheesemakers
Yes. Congress' healthcare was rolled into Obamacare markets in 2010. So he could cut off their subsidies. I.e. Make them pay full ride.
funnyflywheel
The thing is that Congress' wages are made of TAX DOLLAR$. So, there'd be less of a point to do that.